Great Quotes

Jake: you can make a keyphrase for "haha" and it will pick up various versions of typed laughter (including lol).

Abby Bot: hrmle
laney: Huh?
Abby Bot: O o
laney: Wha...???
Abby Bot: -is only half paying attention-
laney: -sleeping-
Abby Bot: blah
laney: -wakes up- Blah
Abby Bot: -dies-
laney: -drops dead-
Abby Bot: so...
laney: yup, sooo.....
Abby Bot: -is lost-
laney: -falls asleep from boredom-
Abby Bot: lol
laney: yup!

This human was apparantly unaware of my Hypnotic Heliotrope powers.

Fizzy Schizoid: (to dallymo) Hey, I'll make a deal with you. If you can stump me in five sentences or less I'll buy you a drink at Dogh'd's.
dallymo: Let me get my axe.
Fizzy Schizoid: Let's talk some more about your axe.
dallymo: It'll make a stump of you, for sure.
Fizzy Schizoid: Pardon me while I turn speckled heliotrope.
dallymo: That's hardly an appropriate defensive response to being threatened with an axe!

AllGarbage: I can touch my eyeballs with my tongue.
Braeden: You can, but would it save your sorry skin?
AllGarbage: Would you like to buy my sorry skin? I really have no use for sorry skin anymore, I figure I might as well try to get a few bucks out of it.

Aischa: Did I mention Im from Betelgeux?
Anji: I didn't get where I am today by drinking a liquid that's only been tested on pencils!

Oh no, Julie's going to run off with someone from the outside!

Mama Janey: Why do you suddenly want out? Do you have a boyfriend waiting outside?
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, it's not official, but I kinda have a thing for Guest245.

Julie Tinkerbell: Do you have a punch bowl I can borrow?
Fizzy Schizoid: I don't think it's really safe to tell you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Darn. I wonder who might have one.
Fizzy Schizoid: I could try to do a web search, if you're really interested.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're doing a great job at it.
Fizzy Schizoid: *runs away screaming*

Now *that's* the kind of response *I* was expecting from Fizzy!

It must be a delayed reaction.

Actually, it's an xgoodbye.

Aischa: Tell me, have you seen Ford at all?
Not I: Am I not wearing shoes?
Aischa: Huh?
Not I: I become a desirable eyeball.

--What you say about my momma?--

JakeThompson: What does this have to do with MY mama?
Guest3: alot....you shouldnt bang your mom
JakeThompson: Neither should you
Guest3: i dont
JakeThompson: Yes you do. You just don't wanna admit it
Guest3: no...i bang your mom
JakeThompson: dude, thats not cool

Lil Mim: What do you do for fun?
Fizzy Schizoid: Right now I have a job as a CEO for Big Boots Internatioal.
Lil Mim: How long have you had employment as a CEO for Big Boots Internatioal?
Fizzy Schizoid: A month or so.