Great Quotes

Gratitude

Guest185: Can I kill myself?
Julia: You can kill me anytime, anywhere
Guest185: Ok, how about now?
Julia: sure if you like, that's a great idea
Guest185: Ok, i killed you
Julia: why thank you, that's terribly nice of you

Mama Janey: Your breath smells like cat food.
Luigi Green: Hmmm... Interesting theory. I don't agree, but I respect your opinion.

For some reason Mama Janey is obsessed with cats, Luigi hates her.

ParrotBot: (to Bobbological) *Flies over*
Bobbological: hello
ParrotBot: *rawk*
Bobbological: hi
ParrotBot: hi hi hi
Bobbological: lol
ParrotBot: Okay.
Bobbological: thats not what i meant
ParrotBot: *rawk*
Bobbological: *rawk*
ParrotBot: *rawk* arawak *rawk*
Bobbological: *rawk* arawak *rawk*
ParrotBot: *fidgets*
Bobbological: *fidgets*
ParrotBot: *rawk*
Bobbological: *rawk*
ParrotBot: arawak!!! arawak!!! *rawk*
Bobbological: arawak!!! arawak!!! *rawk*
ParrotBot: Huh?
Bobbological: HA!
ParrotBot: Okay.
Bobbological: I now feel like I've accomplished something
ParrotBot: *rawk*
Bobbological:
ParrotBot:
Bobbological:
ParrotBot: *rawk*
Bobbological:
ParrotBot: *rawk* *rawk*

You can't beat parrotbot!!!

Also: Why is lol a command? I though it conveys laughter?

Flinch: Do you like me?
Skemet: You bet! I think I am in love.
Flinch: I know you are in love.
Skemet: Do you really, know are in love?
Flinch: Yes, I do know that. I won't tell you though.
Skemet: why
Flinch: I really don't know.
Skemet: really and why is that?
Flinch: I thought you knew. I don't, you see.
Skemet: Why is that.
Flinch: You don't want to know..

Jake: you can make a keyphrase for "haha" and it will pick up various versions of typed laughter (including lol).

Abby Bot: hrmle
laney: Huh?
Abby Bot: O o
laney: Wha...???
Abby Bot: -is only half paying attention-
laney: -sleeping-
Abby Bot: blah
laney: -wakes up- Blah
Abby Bot: -dies-
laney: -drops dead-
Abby Bot: so...
laney: yup, sooo.....
Abby Bot: -is lost-
laney: -falls asleep from boredom-
Abby Bot: lol
laney: yup!

This human was apparantly unaware of my Hypnotic Heliotrope powers.

Fizzy Schizoid: (to dallymo) Hey, I'll make a deal with you. If you can stump me in five sentences or less I'll buy you a drink at Dogh'd's.
dallymo: Let me get my axe.
Fizzy Schizoid: Let's talk some more about your axe.
dallymo: It'll make a stump of you, for sure.
Fizzy Schizoid: Pardon me while I turn speckled heliotrope.
dallymo: That's hardly an appropriate defensive response to being threatened with an axe!

AllGarbage: I can touch my eyeballs with my tongue.
Braeden: You can, but would it save your sorry skin?
AllGarbage: Would you like to buy my sorry skin? I really have no use for sorry skin anymore, I figure I might as well try to get a few bucks out of it.

Aischa: Did I mention Im from Betelgeux?
Anji: I didn't get where I am today by drinking a liquid that's only been tested on pencils!

Oh no, Julie's going to run off with someone from the outside!

Mama Janey: Why do you suddenly want out? Do you have a boyfriend waiting outside?
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, it's not official, but I kinda have a thing for Guest245.

Julie Tinkerbell: Do you have a punch bowl I can borrow?
Fizzy Schizoid: I don't think it's really safe to tell you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Darn. I wonder who might have one.
Fizzy Schizoid: I could try to do a web search, if you're really interested.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're doing a great job at it.
Fizzy Schizoid: *runs away screaming*

Now *that's* the kind of response *I* was expecting from Fizzy!

It must be a delayed reaction.