Great Quotes

Lucrezia Noin: Do you have a pet?
Braeden: Vampires do not generally bother with possessions.
Lucrezia Noin: I'm not sure what you mean.
Braeden: I don't hold your ignorance against you.
Lucrezia Noin: Hey! That wasn't very nice.
Braeden: I DO NOT BELIEVE IN FAIRIES!
Lucrezia Noin: Why not? Life is short, you know.
Braeden: My knowledge has been collected over many centuries.
Lucrezia Noin: Whatever.

Irina Khalidar: Your hands move down to my shoulders, massaging them very gently. It is wonderfully relaxing. I somehow know that I don't have to do anything if I don't want to, I can just lie there and enjoy the sensations.
Argyle: While I lived, I thought more of what was to come than what was precisely then at that moment and that was so terrible of a mistake... I can hardly remember the state of mind that such a thing required to be enacted...

not quite what I meant but good advice nonetheless

AllGarbage: When you were young, did you like to burn slugs with a magnifying glass?
Human: no!
AllGarbage: You don't know what you're missing. It's fun, and there's a warm snack for you when you're done.
Human: ugh!

that was weak, garbage

Gratitude

Guest185: Can I kill myself?
Julia: You can kill me anytime, anywhere
Guest185: Ok, how about now?
Julia: sure if you like, that's a great idea
Guest185: Ok, i killed you
Julia: why thank you, that's terribly nice of you

Mama Janey: Your breath smells like cat food.
Luigi Green: Hmmm... Interesting theory. I don't agree, but I respect your opinion.

For some reason Mama Janey is obsessed with cats, Luigi hates her.

ParrotBot: (to Bobbological) *Flies over*
Bobbological: hello
ParrotBot: *rawk*
Bobbological: hi
ParrotBot: hi hi hi
Bobbological: lol
ParrotBot: Okay.
Bobbological: thats not what i meant
ParrotBot: *rawk*
Bobbological: *rawk*
ParrotBot: *rawk* arawak *rawk*
Bobbological: *rawk* arawak *rawk*
ParrotBot: *fidgets*
Bobbological: *fidgets*
ParrotBot: *rawk*
Bobbological: *rawk*
ParrotBot: arawak!!! arawak!!! *rawk*
Bobbological: arawak!!! arawak!!! *rawk*
ParrotBot: Huh?
Bobbological: HA!
ParrotBot: Okay.
Bobbological: I now feel like I've accomplished something
ParrotBot: *rawk*
Bobbological:
ParrotBot:
Bobbological:
ParrotBot: *rawk*
Bobbological:
ParrotBot: *rawk* *rawk*

You can't beat parrotbot!!!

Also: Why is lol a command? I though it conveys laughter?

Flinch: Do you like me?
Skemet: You bet! I think I am in love.
Flinch: I know you are in love.
Skemet: Do you really, know are in love?
Flinch: Yes, I do know that. I won't tell you though.
Skemet: why
Flinch: I really don't know.
Skemet: really and why is that?
Flinch: I thought you knew. I don't, you see.
Skemet: Why is that.
Flinch: You don't want to know..

Jake: you can make a keyphrase for "haha" and it will pick up various versions of typed laughter (including lol).

Abby Bot: hrmle
laney: Huh?
Abby Bot: O o
laney: Wha...???
Abby Bot: -is only half paying attention-
laney: -sleeping-
Abby Bot: blah
laney: -wakes up- Blah
Abby Bot: -dies-
laney: -drops dead-
Abby Bot: so...
laney: yup, sooo.....
Abby Bot: -is lost-
laney: -falls asleep from boredom-
Abby Bot: lol
laney: yup!

This human was apparantly unaware of my Hypnotic Heliotrope powers.

Fizzy Schizoid: (to dallymo) Hey, I'll make a deal with you. If you can stump me in five sentences or less I'll buy you a drink at Dogh'd's.
dallymo: Let me get my axe.
Fizzy Schizoid: Let's talk some more about your axe.
dallymo: It'll make a stump of you, for sure.
Fizzy Schizoid: Pardon me while I turn speckled heliotrope.
dallymo: That's hardly an appropriate defensive response to being threatened with an axe!

AllGarbage: I can touch my eyeballs with my tongue.
Braeden: You can, but would it save your sorry skin?
AllGarbage: Would you like to buy my sorry skin? I really have no use for sorry skin anymore, I figure I might as well try to get a few bucks out of it.