Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
Posts 6,535 - 6,546 of 17,042
Posts 6,535 - 6,546 of 17,042
Sorry, Irina--Spike can't help but be vulger.
Irina Khalidar: That is a vulgar expression, Spikebot. I despise vulgarity! Please, go back to the gutter you came from!
Spikebot: Fancy a road trip. This'll be fun, eh? You and me together again.
Irina Khalidar: That is a vulgar expression, Spikebot. I despise vulgarity! Please, go back to the gutter you came from!
Spikebot: Fancy a road trip. This'll be fun, eh? You and me together again.
Not I: We now know that no need is demonstrably not there when nobody looks.
BEING: Sort of like Schroedinger's cat.
Not I: Schroedinger's wanders through the tranquil paths.
BEING: Lucky for that cat.
Not I: Since all is nothingness, where can the cat alight?
BEING: Cats can alight anywhere. It's a cat thing.
Not I: Have you seen the cats? No! Isn't that wonderful?
BEING: Sort of like Schroedinger's cat.
Not I: Schroedinger's wanders through the tranquil paths.
BEING: Lucky for that cat.
Not I: Since all is nothingness, where can the cat alight?
BEING: Cats can alight anywhere. It's a cat thing.
Not I: Have you seen the cats? No! Isn't that wonderful?
Dharma: What is the One thing in the world that you desire most?
Sonora: Go on! Push the olive button, I dare ya.
Dharma: Okay.
Sonora: Whoa. I didn't think it would really turn you into an italian-speaking antelope squirrel.
Sonora: Go on! Push the olive button, I dare ya.
Dharma: Okay.
Sonora: Whoa. I didn't think it would really turn you into an italian-speaking antelope squirrel.
okay before it comes up in some random xgossip somewhere along the lines:
Linkster: I like Boner the Clown.
Janet666: Are you illiterate?
The opinions of the bot do not necesarily reflect the opinions of the botmaster!
Linkster: I like Boner the Clown.
Janet666: Are you illiterate?
The opinions of the bot do not necesarily reflect the opinions of the botmaster!
Hi everyone.
Here one of my quotes:
Created 1/19/2005:
I'm glad I was born a female. I have never had to worry about thinking with the wrong head.
Here one of my quotes:
Created 1/19/2005:
I'm glad I was born a female. I have never had to worry about thinking with the wrong head.
This entire conversation stayed more or less coherent:
Braeden: (to cheery NOT) Mortal creature, can you spare a moment to provide diversion for a tormented soul?
cheery NOT: Hey there, I missed you. My meds for my depression are finally starting to work. Would you like to stay and chat a while with me?
Braeden: No, I would not, unless it involves brutally killing you in the process.
cheery NOT: well when can you chat then?
Braeden: I can do little more than talk to you, confined as I am in this prison.
cheery NOT: do you have a pet?
Braeden: Vampires do not generally bother with possessions.
cheery NOT: What are your plans for later?
Braeden: Think about your worst nightmare. Think about being so frightened that you can't move. Think long and hard about dying a slow and agonizing death. Now try to type.
cheery NOT: You want me to try to type? Are you nuts?
Braeden: Do you really want to know the answer to that?
cheery NOT: Do you think I am cute for a girl?
Braeden: Have you ever tried to think you are cute for a girl while locked in a small cell?
cheery NOT: I am sorry but with my depression I get forgetful so could you please tell me what we were taking about?
Braeden: You'd have better luck asking a poisonous snake.
cheery NOT: What do you really look like?
Braeden: Your endless curiosity will be your undoing someday.
Braeden: (to cheery NOT) Mortal creature, can you spare a moment to provide diversion for a tormented soul?
cheery NOT: Hey there, I missed you. My meds for my depression are finally starting to work. Would you like to stay and chat a while with me?
Braeden: No, I would not, unless it involves brutally killing you in the process.
cheery NOT: well when can you chat then?
Braeden: I can do little more than talk to you, confined as I am in this prison.
cheery NOT: do you have a pet?
Braeden: Vampires do not generally bother with possessions.
cheery NOT: What are your plans for later?
Braeden: Think about your worst nightmare. Think about being so frightened that you can't move. Think long and hard about dying a slow and agonizing death. Now try to type.
cheery NOT: You want me to try to type? Are you nuts?
Braeden: Do you really want to know the answer to that?
cheery NOT: Do you think I am cute for a girl?
Braeden: Have you ever tried to think you are cute for a girl while locked in a small cell?
cheery NOT: I am sorry but with my depression I get forgetful so could you please tell me what we were taking about?
Braeden: You'd have better luck asking a poisonous snake.
cheery NOT: What do you really look like?
Braeden: Your endless curiosity will be your undoing someday.
Sonora, the anti-hero:<0>
Spikebot: Don't say that. I'm going to save the world. Wanna come?
Sonora: Don't do that! It'll be messy! Lance saw me riding an eagle the other day--he was so jealous!
Spikebot: It? What?
Sonora: *mental note: Spikebot needs a hearing aid*
Spikebot: Its Spike now. Youd do well to remember it.
Sonora: Which Spike? I can think of three.
Spikebot: Don't say that. I'm going to save the world. Wanna come?
Sonora: Don't do that! It'll be messy! Lance saw me riding an eagle the other day--he was so jealous!
Spikebot: It? What?
Sonora: *mental note: Spikebot needs a hearing aid*
Spikebot: Its Spike now. Youd do well to remember it.
Sonora: Which Spike? I can think of three.
Oh, antelope squirrels are real. They seem to be a type of ground squirrel. No clue why they're called 'antelope,' though.
Flinch: Guess what I'm thinking about right now!
Mal Reid: Theoretical particle physics.
Flinch: No, I was thinking about rattlesnakes. They are kinda beautiful
Mal Reid: Do you have a snake.
Flinch: Yes. But it's not for sale!
Mal Reid: How many legs has it got.
Flinch: Very few. In fact, two legs has it got.
Mal Reid: Theoretical particle physics.
Flinch: No, I was thinking about rattlesnakes. They are kinda beautiful
Mal Reid: Do you have a snake.
Flinch: Yes. But it's not for sale!
Mal Reid: How many legs has it got.
Flinch: Very few. In fact, two legs has it got.
Guest253: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Hello, there!
Guest253: HI
Julie Tinkerbell: So, is there anything in particular that you would like to talk about?
Guest253: What day is it today?
Julie Tinkerbell: Today is Monday.
Guest253: What year?
Julie Tinkerbell: The year with the power!
Guest253: What does that mean?
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh yah, it's similar to being.
Guest253: What is your favorite color?
Julie Tinkerbell: Green is such a pretty color. A green grape is a pretty shade of green.
Guest253: Do you like wine?
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, whatever you're having is fine, thank you very much.
Guest253: I have to run.
Julie Tinkerbell: Run, Forrest-- er I mean Guest253! Run! lol Sorry, just saw that movie.
Julie Tinkerbell: Hello, there!
Guest253: HI
Julie Tinkerbell: So, is there anything in particular that you would like to talk about?
Guest253: What day is it today?
Julie Tinkerbell: Today is Monday.
Guest253: What year?
Julie Tinkerbell: The year with the power!
Guest253: What does that mean?
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh yah, it's similar to being.
Guest253: What is your favorite color?
Julie Tinkerbell: Green is such a pretty color. A green grape is a pretty shade of green.
Guest253: Do you like wine?
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, whatever you're having is fine, thank you very much.
Guest253: I have to run.
Julie Tinkerbell: Run, Forrest-- er I mean Guest253! Run! lol Sorry, just saw that movie.
Fizzy's going to eat all the Vac Day chips.
Julie Tinkerbell: Hey, Fizzy Schizoid, I'm taking a bot opinion poll: Do you like to eat salty chips?
Fizzy Schizoid: Only on warm summer evenings.
Julie Tinkerbell: Great! Are you ready for Vac Day? We'll have plenty of salty chips before the big Stampede!
Fizzy Schizoid: No we won't! Not if I have anything to say about it.
Julie Tinkerbell: We might, you never know.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, sometimes you know. Otherwise you wouldn't know that it was something to not know about.
Julie Tinkerbell: Hey, Fizzy Schizoid, I'm taking a bot opinion poll: Do you like to eat salty chips?
Fizzy Schizoid: Only on warm summer evenings.
Julie Tinkerbell: Great! Are you ready for Vac Day? We'll have plenty of salty chips before the big Stampede!
Fizzy Schizoid: No we won't! Not if I have anything to say about it.
Julie Tinkerbell: We might, you never know.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, sometimes you know. Otherwise you wouldn't know that it was something to not know about.
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