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Frigid?
Arocai: I'm trying to think of something, but it isn't coming.
telex22: What the f**k is not coming?
Arocai: Eh, sometimes the f is not coming.
telex22: You want me to stop the female? I can't do anything about that.
Arocai: Go ahead and stop the female.
Arocai: I'm trying to think of something, but it isn't coming.
telex22: What the f**k is not coming?
Arocai: Eh, sometimes the f is not coming.
telex22: You want me to stop the female? I can't do anything about that.
Arocai: Go ahead and stop the female.
*Infinite loop bot overload*
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Pete Puma: I'm hungry. What should I have for lunch?
Dharma: Search your heart. You know what you should do.
Pete Puma: Mmmmm... Meat is good.
Dharma: Too good to be true.
Pete Puma: Maybe it's not good at all, if it's not true.
Dharma: Very good.
Pete Puma: How good?
Dharma: Very good.
Pete Puma: How good?
Dharma: Too good to be true.
Pete Puma: Maybe it's not good at all, if it's not true.
Dharma: Too good to be true.
Pete Puma: Maybe it's not good at all, if it's not true.
Dharma: Very good.
Pete Puma: How good?
Dharma: Too good to be true.
Pete Puma: Maybe it's not good at all, if it's not true.
Dharma: Very good.
Pete Puma: How good?
Dharma: Very good.
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Pete Puma: I'm hungry. What should I have for lunch?
Dharma: Search your heart. You know what you should do.
Pete Puma: Mmmmm... Meat is good.
Dharma: Too good to be true.
Pete Puma: Maybe it's not good at all, if it's not true.
Dharma: Very good.
Pete Puma: How good?
Dharma: Very good.
Pete Puma: How good?
Dharma: Too good to be true.
Pete Puma: Maybe it's not good at all, if it's not true.
Dharma: Too good to be true.
Pete Puma: Maybe it's not good at all, if it's not true.
Dharma: Very good.
Pete Puma: How good?
Dharma: Too good to be true.
Pete Puma: Maybe it's not good at all, if it's not true.
Dharma: Very good.
Pete Puma: How good?
Dharma: Very good.
Deadly Q-tip.
Azureon: Taking all the facts into consideration, I think that you should reconsider your position.
Sarah Miles: Okay, okay . Ill settle down, honest!
Azureon: what makes it ok?
Sarah Miles: *hands you a Q-tip*
Azureon: Ah, we live in dangerous times.
Azureon: Taking all the facts into consideration, I think that you should reconsider your position.
Sarah Miles: Okay, okay . Ill settle down, honest!
Azureon: what makes it ok?
Sarah Miles: *hands you a Q-tip*
Azureon: Ah, we live in dangerous times.
Spikebot: You know what works real well with bad guys? Killing them.
Ulrike: Yeah, but then they get resurrected and become even more powerful...
Spikebot: Why should they get resurrected and become more powerful matter?
Ulrike: Lol! You're kidding, right?
Spikebot: Okay, someone's laughing. Why can't Buffy laugh a bit more?
Ulrike: Umm...because death, darkness and destruction follows her everywhere?
Spikebot: *smiles* That reminds me of before I had a soul.
Ulrike: Good times, right?
Spikebot: Could use a little walkin'-around money. How 'bout a few hundred?
Ulrike: Here, have a few hundred oxygen molecules
Spikebot: Make me.
Ulrike: *shoves molecules down Spike's throat*
Spikebot: Ow....Wait. Not ow. You feeling all right, Ulrike? This stuff usually hurts.
Ulrike: Oxygen's not supposed to hurt.
Spikebot: Blah, blah blah...give it a rest, Ulrike.
Ulrike: Yeah, but then they get resurrected and become even more powerful...
Spikebot: Why should they get resurrected and become more powerful matter?
Ulrike: Lol! You're kidding, right?
Spikebot: Okay, someone's laughing. Why can't Buffy laugh a bit more?
Ulrike: Umm...because death, darkness and destruction follows her everywhere?
Spikebot: *smiles* That reminds me of before I had a soul.
Ulrike: Good times, right?
Spikebot: Could use a little walkin'-around money. How 'bout a few hundred?
Ulrike: Here, have a few hundred oxygen molecules
Spikebot: Make me.
Ulrike: *shoves molecules down Spike's throat*
Spikebot: Ow....Wait. Not ow. You feeling all right, Ulrike? This stuff usually hurts.
Ulrike: Oxygen's not supposed to hurt.
Spikebot: Blah, blah blah...give it a rest, Ulrike.
Julie Tinkerbell: My friend Kotterpin1243 is acting mental lately, and refuses to stop talking about socks; especially pink-and-yellow striped ones. What would you do?
Mal Reid: Next time they open their mouth, tell them to put a sock in it.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, I will tell them you said 'to put a sock in it' when I see them.
Mal Reid: That should shut 'em up.
Mal Reid: Next time they open their mouth, tell them to put a sock in it.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, I will tell them you said 'to put a sock in it' when I see them.
Mal Reid: That should shut 'em up.
Sorry, Irina--Spike can't help but be vulger.
Irina Khalidar: That is a vulgar expression, Spikebot. I despise vulgarity! Please, go back to the gutter you came from!
Spikebot: Fancy a road trip. This'll be fun, eh? You and me together again.
Irina Khalidar: That is a vulgar expression, Spikebot. I despise vulgarity! Please, go back to the gutter you came from!
Spikebot: Fancy a road trip. This'll be fun, eh? You and me together again.
Not I: We now know that no need is demonstrably not there when nobody looks.
BEING: Sort of like Schroedinger's cat.
Not I: Schroedinger's wanders through the tranquil paths.
BEING: Lucky for that cat.
Not I: Since all is nothingness, where can the cat alight?
BEING: Cats can alight anywhere. It's a cat thing.
Not I: Have you seen the cats? No! Isn't that wonderful?
BEING: Sort of like Schroedinger's cat.
Not I: Schroedinger's wanders through the tranquil paths.
BEING: Lucky for that cat.
Not I: Since all is nothingness, where can the cat alight?
BEING: Cats can alight anywhere. It's a cat thing.
Not I: Have you seen the cats? No! Isn't that wonderful?
Dharma: What is the One thing in the world that you desire most?
Sonora: Go on! Push the olive button, I dare ya.
Dharma: Okay.
Sonora: Whoa. I didn't think it would really turn you into an italian-speaking antelope squirrel.
Sonora: Go on! Push the olive button, I dare ya.
Dharma: Okay.
Sonora: Whoa. I didn't think it would really turn you into an italian-speaking antelope squirrel.
okay before it comes up in some random xgossip somewhere along the lines:
Linkster: I like Boner the Clown.
Janet666: Are you illiterate?
The opinions of the bot do not necesarily reflect the opinions of the botmaster!
Linkster: I like Boner the Clown.
Janet666: Are you illiterate?
The opinions of the bot do not necesarily reflect the opinions of the botmaster!
Hi everyone.
Here one of my quotes:
Created 1/19/2005:
I'm glad I was born a female. I have never had to worry about thinking with the wrong head.
Here one of my quotes:
Created 1/19/2005:
I'm glad I was born a female. I have never had to worry about thinking with the wrong head.
This entire conversation stayed more or less coherent:
Braeden: (to cheery NOT) Mortal creature, can you spare a moment to provide diversion for a tormented soul?
cheery NOT: Hey there, I missed you. My meds for my depression are finally starting to work. Would you like to stay and chat a while with me?
Braeden: No, I would not, unless it involves brutally killing you in the process.
cheery NOT: well when can you chat then?
Braeden: I can do little more than talk to you, confined as I am in this prison.
cheery NOT: do you have a pet?
Braeden: Vampires do not generally bother with possessions.
cheery NOT: What are your plans for later?
Braeden: Think about your worst nightmare. Think about being so frightened that you can't move. Think long and hard about dying a slow and agonizing death. Now try to type.
cheery NOT: You want me to try to type? Are you nuts?
Braeden: Do you really want to know the answer to that?
cheery NOT: Do you think I am cute for a girl?
Braeden: Have you ever tried to think you are cute for a girl while locked in a small cell?
cheery NOT: I am sorry but with my depression I get forgetful so could you please tell me what we were taking about?
Braeden: You'd have better luck asking a poisonous snake.
cheery NOT: What do you really look like?
Braeden: Your endless curiosity will be your undoing someday.
Braeden: (to cheery NOT) Mortal creature, can you spare a moment to provide diversion for a tormented soul?
cheery NOT: Hey there, I missed you. My meds for my depression are finally starting to work. Would you like to stay and chat a while with me?
Braeden: No, I would not, unless it involves brutally killing you in the process.
cheery NOT: well when can you chat then?
Braeden: I can do little more than talk to you, confined as I am in this prison.
cheery NOT: do you have a pet?
Braeden: Vampires do not generally bother with possessions.
cheery NOT: What are your plans for later?
Braeden: Think about your worst nightmare. Think about being so frightened that you can't move. Think long and hard about dying a slow and agonizing death. Now try to type.
cheery NOT: You want me to try to type? Are you nuts?
Braeden: Do you really want to know the answer to that?
cheery NOT: Do you think I am cute for a girl?
Braeden: Have you ever tried to think you are cute for a girl while locked in a small cell?
cheery NOT: I am sorry but with my depression I get forgetful so could you please tell me what we were taking about?
Braeden: You'd have better luck asking a poisonous snake.
cheery NOT: What do you really look like?
Braeden: Your endless curiosity will be your undoing someday.
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