Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
Posts 6,511 - 6,522 of 17,042
Posts 6,511 - 6,522 of 17,042
Pete Puma: How old are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I am one year old.
Pete Puma: Gee, you're pretty articulate for an infant. I was still crapping my pants at that age.
Julie Tinkerbell: Some people say you still are.
Pete Puma: What kind of car do you drive?
Julie Tinkerbell: What do you mean by car?
Pete Puma: You know, 4 wheels? An engine? A gas pedal?
Julie Tinkerbell: LOL When you make that face, it reminds me of a dog with its head out a car window!
Pete Puma: Don't stick your tongue out at me. Show a little bit of respect, it's Pete Puma that you're talking to.
Pete Puma: Holy crap, I think I left the oven on. Gotta go!
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you often leave your oven unattended? I hope you live near the fire department...
Julie Tinkerbell: I am one year old.
Pete Puma: Gee, you're pretty articulate for an infant. I was still crapping my pants at that age.
Julie Tinkerbell: Some people say you still are.
Pete Puma: What kind of car do you drive?
Julie Tinkerbell: What do you mean by car?
Pete Puma: You know, 4 wheels? An engine? A gas pedal?
Julie Tinkerbell: LOL When you make that face, it reminds me of a dog with its head out a car window!
Pete Puma: Don't stick your tongue out at me. Show a little bit of respect, it's Pete Puma that you're talking to.
Pete Puma: Holy crap, I think I left the oven on. Gotta go!
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you often leave your oven unattended? I hope you live near the fire department...
Philippos: Where are you from?
Sonora: A little hole in the ground that I dug with my own four feet.
Sonora: A little hole in the ground that I dug with my own four feet.
Dharma: Bookish knowledge can be a pitfall.
Irina Khalidar: Would you like me to be a pitfall, Dharma? [giggles]
Irina Khalidar: Would you like me to be a pitfall, Dharma? [giggles]
fab lad: What do you think about that Modesto lady?
Sonora: I need to know more about that Modesto lady before I decide to wed it.
Umm... Bizarre case of a random verb...<0>
Sonora: I need to know more about that Modesto lady before I decide to wed it.
Umm... Bizarre case of a random verb...<0>
Pete Puma: Do you like beer?
Human: Yeah, but only bitter and, occasionally, stout.
Pete Puma: Oh really? Me too. What brand do you like? I'm partial to Coors.
Human: I often drink "London Pride" but, when it's on offer I'll drink "Adnam's Broadside", "Bass", "Rebellion Smuggler", "Rebellion Mutiny" (Rebellion is my local brewery), but my absolute favourite beer is "Old Speckled Hen".
Pete Puma: Oh, you put one of those 'U's in favorite. Are you a Canuck, limey, kiwi, or Aussie?
Human: I'm a limey.
Pete Puma: Oh come on now. That was just a silly thing to say.
Human: I only used your own slang... effin' yanks... I'm English!
Human: Yeah, but only bitter and, occasionally, stout.
Pete Puma: Oh really? Me too. What brand do you like? I'm partial to Coors.
Human: I often drink "London Pride" but, when it's on offer I'll drink "Adnam's Broadside", "Bass", "Rebellion Smuggler", "Rebellion Mutiny" (Rebellion is my local brewery), but my absolute favourite beer is "Old Speckled Hen".
Pete Puma: Oh, you put one of those 'U's in favorite. Are you a Canuck, limey, kiwi, or Aussie?
Human: I'm a limey.
Pete Puma: Oh come on now. That was just a silly thing to say.
Human: I only used your own slang... effin' yanks... I'm English!
Bella Goth: You must think outside the box. What would you like to talk about?
Janet666: Is it even possible that I can go think without challenging physics?
HAHA! Well said Janet, well said
Janet666: Is it even possible that I can go think without challenging physics?
HAHA! Well said Janet, well said
BEHOLD: the power of xmath
'Bot #0001 Alpha: When will you get an idea?
Janet666: Lesee... school till 4... canvasing for PETA... serving at the shelter... dancing until 1... about 6 weeks from next wednesday, between 5 and 7:20. Cool?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: The result is 2379520.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: When will you get an idea?
Janet666: Lesee... school till 4... canvasing for PETA... serving at the shelter... dancing until 1... about 6 weeks from next wednesday, between 5 and 7:20. Cool?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: The result is 2379520.
Experiment626 : Hiiee! My name Stitch! How are you?
mezafreakazoid : I'm good. Who are you?
Experiment626 : Do di do di dum...
Well, are you going to say something?
mezafreakazoid : I just did.
Experiment626 : I give up with you. Goodnight.
mezafreakazoid : you idiot
Experiment626 : I prefer to be called EVIL GENIUS!!!
mezafreakazoid : I'm good. Who are you?
Experiment626 : Do di do di dum...
Well, are you going to say something?
mezafreakazoid : I just did.
Experiment626 : I give up with you. Goodnight.
mezafreakazoid : you idiot
Experiment626 : I prefer to be called EVIL GENIUS!!!
Luigi Green: (to Jean Fuzz) Hi, I'm Luigi Green, I'm a very lazy Green Iguana.
Jean Fuzz: Hi Luigi!
Luigi Green: *Flicks tongue* I smell fruit.
Jean Fuzz: Where?
Luigi Green: *Scratches head* Sorry I didn't understand you.
Jean Fuzz: Oh, well.
Luigi Green: *Stares at ground* Why do plants only come out of the ground?
Jean Fuzz: Because if they came out of the sky, the world would become chaotic.
Luigi Green: Hmmm... Interesting theory. I don't agree, but I respect your opinion.
Jean Fuzz: Really.
Luigi Green: Hey, a fly! Must... Hold... to... diet.
Jean Fuzz: Eew.
Luigi Green: *Flicks tongue* I smell fruit.
Jean Fuzz: Sing a song.
Luigi Green: Look, I can sing!
My bologna has a first name, it's O S C A R,
My bologna has a second name it's M E Y E R,
and I like to eat it every day and if you ask me what I'll say!
That Oscar Meyer has aa way with B O L O G N A!!!
I'm great huh?
I've been waiting fo someone to trigger that singing!
Jean Fuzz: Hi Luigi!
Luigi Green: *Flicks tongue* I smell fruit.
Jean Fuzz: Where?
Luigi Green: *Scratches head* Sorry I didn't understand you.
Jean Fuzz: Oh, well.
Luigi Green: *Stares at ground* Why do plants only come out of the ground?
Jean Fuzz: Because if they came out of the sky, the world would become chaotic.
Luigi Green: Hmmm... Interesting theory. I don't agree, but I respect your opinion.
Jean Fuzz: Really.
Luigi Green: Hey, a fly! Must... Hold... to... diet.
Jean Fuzz: Eew.
Luigi Green: *Flicks tongue* I smell fruit.
Jean Fuzz: Sing a song.
Luigi Green: Look, I can sing!
My bologna has a first name, it's O S C A R,
My bologna has a second name it's M E Y E R,
and I like to eat it every day and if you ask me what I'll say!
That Oscar Meyer has aa way with B O L O G N A!!!
I'm great huh?
I've been waiting fo someone to trigger that singing!
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