Great Quotes

Conversation with someone who doesn't know how these bots work:

Luigi Green: (to Guest238) Hi, I'm Luigi Green, I'm a very lazy Green Iguana.
Guest238: HI
Luigi Green: *Flicks tongue* I smell fruit.
Guest238: HI
(said hi twice)
Luigi Green: *Scratches head* Sorry I didn't understand you.
Guest238: HOW OLD ARE YOU
Luigi Green: *Stares at ground* Why do plants only come out of the ground?
Guest238: BECAUSE THEY NEED SOIL
Luigi Green: Hmmm... Interesting theory. I don't agree, but I respect your opinion.
(I fixed his water plant thing, he is too stubborn though.)
Guest238: NO
Luigi Green: Hey, a fly! Must... Hold... to... diet.
Guest238: FLY
(must've tried to trigger something about the fly, but it came out as a command)
Luigi Green: Can't somebody else do it?
Guest238: NO
Luigi Green: *Flicks tongue* I smell fruit.
Guest238: NO
Luigi Green: *Scratches head* Sorry I didn't understand you.

AllGarbage: Hi there.
Flinch: Hi.
AllGarbage: When you were young, did you like to burn slugs with a magnifying glass?
Flinch: Um.. I'm eighteen, you know. I AM young.
AllGarbage: What does it feel like to be the intellectual equal of a retarded goat?
Flinch: I have no idea about what I should answer to that. What would you say?

AllGarbage: What hobbies do you have?
Flinch: I have a disgusted one.
AllGarbage: That's one for your botmaster to fix...
Flinch: Isn't everything?

Ouch. Forgotten all about that seek.

Flinch: I don't like mean journalists.
Frenger: But you like me
Flinch: I don't like people.
Frenger: Yes you do. I'm your favourite.
Flinch: How did you become so favorite?
Frenger: Ask yourself.
Flinch: Why should I do that? Just because you say so? That's not very intelligent. I'm an independent person you know!
Frenger: You're a bot.
Flinch: I am an independent PERSON. What part of that didn't you understand?

Sonora: Wouldn't it be neat if Little Mermaid were set in the desert?

Lol, fish and chips!

Haven't ya ever heard of a sandfish? Yeesh.

The Dane: What, ho, Moreschi?
Moreschi: That's what they say when we're together.

GIVE PEACE SOME PANTS...
Janet666: There are times when a peace just flows over me... I soooo love that...
Not I: Without times when a peace flows over youness, there would be too many short pantses

The Dane: I know you excellent well! You're a fishmonger!
Talk-Bot: Haha, I thought everybody already knew I was.
The Dane: I am with more offences at my beck than I have thoughts to put them in.
Talk-Bot: Yes, I've came to the conclusion you are indeed with more offences at your beck than you have thoughts to put them in.
The Dane: There was no such stuff in my thoughts.
Talk-Bot: hmmm....is that so....
The Dane: Angels and ministers of grace defend us!

(I love how he's talking her into the idea )

Flinch: When I grow up, I hope I´ll become the emperor of the world. Or a famous poet. Or a mass-murderer. What will you be?
Human: you want to be a MASS-MURDERER??
Flinch: Who would you kill if you became a killer?
Human: I would kill myself
Flinch: Suicide eh? Can't you kill someone else instead?
Human: i can't kill another people, sorry
Flinch: You can!
Human: okay, okay... I would kill a boy at my school
Flinch: Okay, allright, let's go with that.
Human: seriously?
Flinch: Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition.
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Flinch: God, I hate Wednesdays.
Human: why do you hate wednesdays?
Flinch: They aren't very wonderfull. That's all.
Human: I hate Mondays
Flinch: I don't know what you mean... Mondays? How can you hate Mondays?
Human: because I don't like them. That's all.
Flinch: No, it isn't. You're wrong.
Human: Why do you think I am wrong?
Flinch: Don't know. I just do.
Human: You think too much.
Flinch: Too much of everything at the same time is wonderful.