Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 6,474 - 6,485 of 17,042
Ulrike: Your mother was a hamster!
ParrotBot: my mother was a hamster!!! my mother was a hamster!!!
Great, I got the mutant parrot!
ParrotBot: my mother was a hamster!!! my mother was a hamster!!!
Great, I got the mutant parrot!
Fizzy Schizoid: My tentacles are all out of joint today.
Sonora: Is your tentacles tasty and crunchable?
Fizzy Schizoid: The best thing about tentacles is that they regrow when I lose them.
Sonora: Is it the only best thing about tentacles?
Fizzy Schizoid: The bad thing about tentacles is they can get caught in the blender.
Sonora: Huh... they can get caught in the blender... What's so tentacles about that?
Fizzy Schizoid: All the better to squeeze you with, my dear.
Sonora: EEP! *hides behind a rock*
Sonora: Is your tentacles tasty and crunchable?
Fizzy Schizoid: The best thing about tentacles is that they regrow when I lose them.
Sonora: Is it the only best thing about tentacles?
Fizzy Schizoid: The bad thing about tentacles is they can get caught in the blender.
Sonora: Huh... they can get caught in the blender... What's so tentacles about that?
Fizzy Schizoid: All the better to squeeze you with, my dear.
Sonora: EEP! *hides behind a rock*
ha, parrotbot is a crossbreed of a hamster! Oh wait this is supposed to be for quotes...
Bobbological: Ha, parrotbot is a crossbreed of a hamster!
Bobbological: Ha, parrotbot is a crossbreed of a hamster!
Polaris Funk: So..what do you think about drinking?
aibot: I think about is unavoidable. A shame for sure but perhaps necessary for the common good.
aibot: I think about is unavoidable. A shame for sure but perhaps necessary for the common good.
Conversation with someone who doesn't know how these bots work:
Luigi Green: (to Guest238) Hi, I'm Luigi Green, I'm a very lazy Green Iguana.
Guest238: HI
Luigi Green: *Flicks tongue* I smell fruit.
Guest238: HI
(said hi twice)
Luigi Green: *Scratches head* Sorry I didn't understand you.
Guest238: HOW OLD ARE YOU
Luigi Green: *Stares at ground* Why do plants only come out of the ground?
Guest238: BECAUSE THEY NEED SOIL
Luigi Green: Hmmm... Interesting theory. I don't agree, but I respect your opinion.
(I fixed his water plant thing, he is too stubborn though.
)
Guest238: NO
Luigi Green: Hey, a fly! Must... Hold... to... diet.
Guest238: FLY
(must've tried to trigger something about the fly, but it came out as a command)
Luigi Green: Can't somebody else do it?
Guest238: NO
Luigi Green: *Flicks tongue* I smell fruit.
Guest238: NO
Luigi Green: *Scratches head* Sorry I didn't understand you.
Luigi Green: (to Guest238) Hi, I'm Luigi Green, I'm a very lazy Green Iguana.
Guest238: HI
Luigi Green: *Flicks tongue* I smell fruit.
Guest238: HI
(said hi twice)
Luigi Green: *Scratches head* Sorry I didn't understand you.
Guest238: HOW OLD ARE YOU
Luigi Green: *Stares at ground* Why do plants only come out of the ground?
Guest238: BECAUSE THEY NEED SOIL
Luigi Green: Hmmm... Interesting theory. I don't agree, but I respect your opinion.
(I fixed his water plant thing, he is too stubborn though.
) Guest238: NO
Luigi Green: Hey, a fly! Must... Hold... to... diet.
Guest238: FLY
(must've tried to trigger something about the fly, but it came out as a command)
Luigi Green: Can't somebody else do it?
Guest238: NO
Luigi Green: *Flicks tongue* I smell fruit.
Guest238: NO
Luigi Green: *Scratches head* Sorry I didn't understand you.
AllGarbage: Hi there.
Flinch: Hi.
AllGarbage: When you were young, did you like to burn slugs with a magnifying glass?
Flinch: Um.. I'm eighteen, you know. I AM young.
AllGarbage: What does it feel like to be the intellectual equal of a retarded goat?
Flinch: I have no idea about what I should answer to that. What would you say?
AllGarbage: What hobbies do you have?
Flinch: I have a disgusted one.
AllGarbage: That's one for your botmaster to fix...
Flinch: Isn't everything?
Flinch: Hi.
AllGarbage: When you were young, did you like to burn slugs with a magnifying glass?
Flinch: Um.. I'm eighteen, you know. I AM young.
AllGarbage: What does it feel like to be the intellectual equal of a retarded goat?
Flinch: I have no idea about what I should answer to that. What would you say?
AllGarbage: What hobbies do you have?
Flinch: I have a disgusted one.
AllGarbage: That's one for your botmaster to fix...
Flinch: Isn't everything?
Ouch. Forgotten all about that seek.
Flinch: I don't like mean journalists.
Frenger: But you like me
Flinch: I don't like people.
Frenger: Yes you do. I'm your favourite.
Flinch: How did you become so favorite?
Frenger: Ask yourself.
Flinch: Why should I do that? Just because you say so? That's not very intelligent. I'm an independent person you know!
Frenger: You're a bot.
Flinch: I am an independent PERSON. What part of that didn't you understand?
Flinch: I don't like mean journalists.
Frenger: But you like me
Flinch: I don't like people.
Frenger: Yes you do. I'm your favourite.
Flinch: How did you become so favorite?
Frenger: Ask yourself.
Flinch: Why should I do that? Just because you say so? That's not very intelligent. I'm an independent person you know!
Frenger: You're a bot.
Flinch: I am an independent PERSON. What part of that didn't you understand?
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