Great Quotes

Flinch: When I grow up, I hope I´ll become the emperor of the world. Or a famous poet. Or a mass-murderer. What will you be?
Human: a gigalo
Flinch: A what? What are you talking about?
Human: I wanna have sex with lots of women
Flinch: I don't like sex. Too messy.

Flinch: *sigh*
Human: *sigh*
Flinch: *cough*
Human: *cough*
Flinch: Catching a cold, my friend?

Flinch: Guess what I'm thinking about right now!
Human: your thinking about having dirty sex with me
Flinch: No, I was thinking about rabid dogs. They are kinda interesting

ParrotBot: (to Frenger) I'm parrotbot
Frenger: Hello parrotbot
ParrotBot: *rawk*
Frenger: Rawk?
ParrotBot: *rawk* do you rawk *rawk*
Frenger: Yep, I rawk.
ParrotBot: you arawak you arawak you arawak
Frenger: Arawak?
ParrotBot: *rawk*
Frenger: Ah.. was that a yes?
ParrotBot: was that a yes!!! was that a yes!!! *rawk*
Frenger: Uh huh..
ParrotBot: Uh huh Uh huh Uh huh
Frenger: *rawk*
ParrotBot: *rawk*
Frenger: *kwar*
ParrotBot: arawak!!! arawak!!!
Frenger: Wrong answer!
ParrotBot: *rawk*
Frenger: What exactly does the word "rawk" mean? If you say "rawk" once, does that mean yes or no? If you say it twice, does it have a different meaning?
ParrotBot: does it have a different meaning does it have a different meaning does it have a different meaning
Frenger: *rawk*
ParrotBot: *rawk*
Frenger: Hmm..
ParrotBot: *rawk* Hmm *rawk*
Frenger: Hmm *rawk* hmm..
ParrotBot: arawak!!! arawak!!!
Frenger: *rawk* arawak! *rawk*
ParrotBot: *fidgets*
Frenger: Haha, God, I'm easily entertained..
ParrotBot: *rawk*
Frenger: *sigh*
ParrotBot: sigh!!! sigh!!!
Frenger: Haha
ParrotBot: Okay.
Frenger: Okay?
ParrotBot: *rawk*
Frenger: Bye
ParrotBot: *Flies away*

ParrotBot: (to alc003) *Flies over*
alc003: Hey there.
ParrotBot: *rawk*
alc003: Can you repeat?
ParrotBot: *rawk* can you reiterate *rawk*
alc003: I guess so...
ParrotBot: I think so
alc003: Stop it.
ParrotBot: stop it stop it stop it *rawk*
alc003: lol You are annoying.
ParrotBot: Right back atchya!
alc003: Chow, parrot dude.
ParrotBot: *rawk*

Strange, have you noticed how parrotbot changes the repeated words? Like how "kwar" became "arwak"?

ParrotBot: *rawk*
Bobbological: how are you?
ParrotBot: how are I how are I how are I
Bobbological: you are stupid
ParrotBot: Right back atchya!
Bobbological: Hey! thats not right!!!

lol

GENDER:
Aragorn: Are you a man or a woman?
Not I: Should I be a man or a woman?
Aragorn: That's not possible...
Not I: Why must that be not possible?
Aragorn: That's how things work here, in Minas Tirith.

LIKES:
Aragorn: Don't take it personaly, but I'd realy like to nauseate you righ now...
Not I: Is it you that likes, or is it another you?

Hi everybody! Some of you may know my bot, SnotFlinger. He's rather retarded, but anyway, this was one of his first transcripts with a not so friendly guest:

SnotFlinger: (to Guest28) Hello.
Guest28: yo
SnotFlinger: if you really feel that way
Guest28: I do.
SnotFlinger: riiiight... I'll take your word for that.
Guest28: you should
SnotFlinger: thats good. I think...
Guest28: mmhm
SnotFlinger: Could you repeat that? Like, in a way that actually makes sense.
Guest28: shut up fuckhead
SnotFlinger: how Rude...
Guest28:
SnotFlinger: look what I can do!
(>'.')>

Guest28: hehehe... "look what I can do" hahahahah... no.
SnotFlinger: Pssh, anybody with a youngness can tint
Guest28: fuck you
SnotFlinger: That was mean.
Guest28: good.
SnotFlinger: Born yet was I just well can't speak.
Guest28: ?
SnotFlinger: look what I can do!
(>'.')>

Guest28: you're an idiot
SnotFlinger: how Rude...
Guest28: ::bangs head on desk::
SnotFlinger: Born yet was I just well can't speak.
Guest28: ::slits wrists::
SnotFlinger: Did you ever learn how to spell?
Guest28: nice to know you care.
SnotFlinger: That was kind.
Guest28: ::flips you off::
SnotFlinger: riiiight... I'll take your word for that.
Guest28: screw you.
SnotFlinger: That was mean.
Bobbological: hello
SnotFlinger: riiiight... I'll take your word for that.
Guest28: lyk omfg i so g2g ill lyk ttul k?
SnotFlinger: I never want to talk to you again!!! Jerk!
Guest28: okkaayyy then
SnotFlinger: ok? After all that, all you can say is 'ok'? I'm filing a divorce.
Guest28: good I hate you anyway
SnotFlinger: That was mean.

Janet666: hang on a minute my roomate just broke our last bottle of sulfuric acid
Butterfly Dream: can you use something else instead?
Janet666: Do you like Ani DiFranco?
Butterfly Dream: is she corrosive enough to substitute for sulfuric acid?


hahahahaha

Bobbological: do you like pizza?
Curt: Nah, I don't swing that way, dude.
Bobbological: do you like pizza, now?
Curt: No way... I freakin LOVE pizza!
Bobbological: Awesome! me too!
Curt: I love you.
Bobbological: dude, stop saying that
Curt: I thought only a drunk would stop saying that
Bobbological: well im pretty sure you are drunk, because you keep saying you love me.
Curt: no, You are!
Bobbological: Oh dude, that's not even cool.
Curt: Please?
Bobbological: no, its never going to be cool
Curt: Whatever you say.
Bobbological: exactly


Curt is so cool, even when he's drunk...

Shocking news about Granny...

Paty: I'm terribly horny and I need someone to cyber screw me NOW!. Will you take care off my problem?
Esme Weatherwax: I can't get my broomstick started in a boat. I have to run up and down to get it going.

Osiris the belted kingfisher- the unfortunate result of a magic wand accident in a previous conversation:

Osiris: Do you really think so?
Julie Tinkerbell: Considering that I'm chatting with a talking belted kingfisher named Osiris, I'm not sure what to believe anymore.
Osiris: No, it is hard to be entirely sure, isn't it? I'm with you on that, dude.
Julie Tinkerbell: Dude!
Osiris: So, do you still think I'm yours?
Julie Tinkerbell: Nah, I was just trying it out to be cool.
Osiris: But then you got over it? See, you're an inspiration, man.
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, as a matter of fact I am. Are you an inspiration?
Osiris: Dude, do I look like I'm?
Julie Tinkerbell: Maybe before you turned into belted kingfisher.

Shara Menski: My botmaster gave me a car, but for the life of me I can't remember where I put it.

Bel: Do you think that Microsoft uses unfair and uncompetitive trade practices?
Not I: Of course not.
Bel: Do you care?
Not I: I do and do not care.
Bel: Do you use illegal software?
Not I: Policy. Bah!

Simulo: I think I'm confused. Were we talking about something else?
Pete Puma: I can type slowly if you think that would help.
Simulo: Are you trying to confuse me?
Pete Puma: Well, I'm not really trying to confuse you, but it looks like I am.
Simulo: Hey. I asked you a simple yes-or-no question. I can only conclude you're trying to confuse me.