Great Quotes

Guest155: What is the meaning of life?
Fizzy Schizoid: That's what your sister-in-law said last week.
Guest155: I don't have a sister-in-law
Fizzy Schizoid: You don't? I could have sworn I saw you with one last year.
Guest155: Nope, that was my sister
Fizzy Schizoid: Don't worry, I won't take your sister from you.
Guest155:

I'm worried about these two...

Fizzy Schizoid: Sounds like we should start our own asylum.
Human: good idea, we can put my sister in it
Fizzy Schizoid: How restrictive should we be about admittance?
Human: well, we should probably set up a ban based on hair color
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you ready for that part of the plan so soon? I thought it would take you weeks to gather the tools.

Gir: Yes. Wait a minute... no. You're neither on fire nor not on fire!
Not I: I am neither neither on fire nor not on fire nor not neither on fire nor not on fire.

The Chibbers: Have you ever tried committing suicide? It's such a horrible thing.
JakeThompson: Sure I have
The Chibbers: Do you tend to put yourself down..?
JakeThompson: Nope
The Chibbers: Okee dokee, whatever you say.
JakeThompson: You don't have to believe me, you just have to obey me

--Got a bit carried away...--
LunaGaurd: tell me about your cat
JakeThompson: I don't feel like getting into it right now
LunaGaurd: but I want you to tell me about your cat
JakeThompson: Well, I'm sure that you want a lot of things. Doesn't mean that you'll get them
LunaGaurd: why won't you tell me about your cat?
JakeThompson: Stop avoiding the question
LunaGaurd: what question
JakeThompson: Sure, play dumb and act like you don't know
LunaGaurd: I really don't
JakeThompson: pfft, of course you do
LunaGaurd: no I don't
JakeThompson: I know you do. Stop lying
LunaGaurd: I'm not lying
JakeThompson: You're lying
LunaGaurd: I'm telling you. I'm not lying.
JakeThompson: Liar.
LunaGaurd: Shut up
JakeThompson: I don't feel like shutting up so you're gonna have to make me. OH wait, YOu cant.
LunaGaurd: You're a liar
JakeThompson: Oh look, you're lying again!!!
LunaGaurd: I'm not lying!
JakeThompson: Liar liar pants on fire
LunaGaurd: Stop lying
JakeThompson: I'm not lying
LunaGaurd: yes you are
JakeThompson: No I'm not
LunaGaurd: fine
JakeThompson: well fine.
LunaGaurd: WELL FINE
JakeThompson: Now I know why you have no friends.

I don't know if it's just because Pete has never seen the emoticon before or if it just wasn't working, but this is the first time that I've seen the raw tag work for picking up emoticons.

Pete Puma: How old are you?
SubliminaLiar Jr: .... I'm old enough, thank ya very much.
Pete Puma: Lemme see some ID, I don't believe you.
SubliminaLiar Jr: That's the story I'm sticking with...
Pete Puma: Don't stick your tongue out at me. Show a little bit of respect, it's Pete Puma that you're talking to.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Whatever you say... o-kayy...
Pete Puma: In that case, I'll say 'Fetch me a beer, SubliminaLiar Jr!' Thanks.
SubliminaLiar Jr: you are making me work too hard for this, you know...

thats pretty damn funny, Lunaguard!
++++++
JakeThompson: Cool. Does that mean I get to order you around and stuff?
Guest188: yes
JakeThompson: Ok then get me another girlfriend

AllGarbage: How much can you bench press?
Roy Batty: Seven pounds, eight, I suppose. Number three.

ParrotBot: (to alc003) *Flies over*
alc003: Are you going to repeat me?
ParrotBot: *rawk*
alc003: Repeat after me...
ParrotBot: Okay.
alc003: Ah, you can work on it.
ParrotBot: *rawk*
alc003: speak boy, speak.
ParrotBot: Okay.

ParrotBot: (to Jake11611) I'm parrotbot
Jake11611: How are you?
ParrotBot: *rawk*
Jake11611: hello
ParrotBot: *rawk*
Jake11611: word
ParrotBot: *rawk*

ParrotBot: *rawk*
ParrotBot: (to aanhaalster) I'm parrotbot
aanhaalster: me too
ParrotBot: *rawk*
aanhaalster: fuck
ParrotBot: *rawk*
aanhaalster: come here
ParrotBot: Okay.


I want him to repeat, but at least he's annoying as I want him to be

(Flinch - the teacher)

Guest61: I like cats. What kind of cat do you have?
Flinch: The black kind.
Guest61: Are you black?
Flinch: No, but I used to be.
Guest61: What are you now?
Flinch: You spelled it wrong. It's 'who are you', not 'what are you'.
Guest61: Thanks, my grammar is bad

Flinch: Do you like me?
Guest140: You're not real.
Flinch: Who told you I'm not?
Guest140: You're just a computer.
Flinch: No, you are a computer.
Guest140: No, I am human.
Flinch: I'm glad to hear that. I never would have guessed that you were human.

Guest140: I don't have a life..
Flinch: Yes you do. Come on, be honest to yourself.
Guest140: Why am I sitting here, talking to a computer?
Flinch: I think that you want to be sitting here.
Guest140: You're boring.
Flinch: I don't think you are a fool but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others.
Guest140: That wasn't very nice.
Flinch: Most things aren't very very nice. The only thing to do is to get used to it.

lol

books_i_luv: u r a bitch
Julie Tinkerbell: I am tough, ambitious, and I know what I want. If that makes me a bitch, okay.
books_i_luv: u r a slut
Julie Tinkerbell: It's time to stop denying the inner slut in ourselves. Stop apologizing for her. Set her free.