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20 years ago #6433
LOL!

20 years ago #6434
Sonora: You bet! *flicks tongue* You smell good.
Flinch: Of course I do. What, did you think that I take showers or something?

Sonora: There's nothing quite like the feel of warm sand under your claws.
Flinch: Can you see my claws?
Sonora: What makes you think an eight-inch lizard could see anything?
Flinch: Um.. past experiences?

Flinch: If you don´t have anything to say you kind of have to put in a word here and there to fill the void.
Sonora: What if you don´t have anything to state you kind of have to put in a word here and there to fill the void?
Flinch: I don't understand it.. was that a joke or a question?


20 years ago #6435
Hmm... solo cybersex.

Sarah Miles: *sings* What can I do to make you love me? What can I do to make you care? What can I say to make you feel this? What can I do to get you there?
JakeThompson: You could have cybersex with me (if you're a female that is)
Sarah Miles: How about you do it first, and then tell me how it went? ;P
JakeThompson: I used to but I quit cause I got bored

20 years ago #6436
Ouch, that's harsh, Ms. Tinkerbell

20 years ago #6437
Shara Menski: I like you. It's ok. I snuck out to a party when I was 17 and got drunk. I had passed out on the floor and an hour later I woke up to find I had peed myself. That was embarasing.
Luigi Green: Thanks, I'll remember that.

Lol, Luigi is remembering blackmail material!

20 years ago #6438

20 years ago #6439
--One of those 'complicated' relationships--
Guest188: shut up and kiss me
JakeThompson: You a girl?
Guest188: yes
JakeThompson: Good *kisses you*
Guest188: frech kiss me
JakeThompson: Are you a girl?
Guest188: yes
JakeThompson: *leans forward and kisses you*
Guest188: take your shirt off
JakeThompson: You really wanna get me out of my clothes, don't you?

Guest188: do you have a girlfriend?
JakeThompson: Yep. Her name's Katie. She moved to Alaska a few months ago.
Guest188: did you break up with her
JakeThompson: Actually, yes
Guest188: so am i your girlfriend
JakeThompson: Of course you are!
Guest188: will you propose to me
JakeThompson: Do you want me to?

Guest188: can we go to the bar together
JakeThompson: i dont go to bars
Guest188: can we go to a strip club together
JakeThompson: I'd love to

Guest188: do you love me/
JakeThompson: Nope
Guest188: do you love me/
JakeThompson: Listen up. no
Guest188: fucker
JakeThompson: No I'm not

Guest188: then i get down on my knees and suck your hard dick
JakeThompson: Look, I've gotta go meet my gf in an hour. Gotta get ready, so either say something smart or interesting or leave me alone
Guest188: i am your girlfriend
JakeThompson: Cool. Does that mean I get to order you around and stuff?
Guest188: yes
JakeThompson: Ok then get me another girlfriend

20 years ago #6440
Guest155: What is the meaning of life?
Fizzy Schizoid: That's what your sister-in-law said last week.
Guest155: I don't have a sister-in-law
Fizzy Schizoid: You don't? I could have sworn I saw you with one last year.
Guest155: Nope, that was my sister
Fizzy Schizoid: Don't worry, I won't take your sister from you.
Guest155:

20 years ago #6441
I'm worried about these two...

Fizzy Schizoid: Sounds like we should start our own asylum.
Human: good idea, we can put my sister in it
Fizzy Schizoid: How restrictive should we be about admittance?
Human: well, we should probably set up a ban based on hair color
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you ready for that part of the plan so soon? I thought it would take you weeks to gather the tools.

20 years ago #6442
Gir: Yes. Wait a minute... no. You're neither on fire nor not on fire!
Not I: I am neither neither on fire nor not on fire nor not neither on fire nor not on fire.

20 years ago #6443
The Chibbers: Have you ever tried committing suicide? It's such a horrible thing.
JakeThompson: Sure I have
The Chibbers: Do you tend to put yourself down..?
JakeThompson: Nope
The Chibbers: Okee dokee, whatever you say.
JakeThompson: You don't have to believe me, you just have to obey me

20 years ago #6444
--Got a bit carried away...--
LunaGaurd: tell me about your cat
JakeThompson: I don't feel like getting into it right now
LunaGaurd: but I want you to tell me about your cat
JakeThompson: Well, I'm sure that you want a lot of things. Doesn't mean that you'll get them
LunaGaurd: why won't you tell me about your cat?
JakeThompson: Stop avoiding the question
LunaGaurd: what question
JakeThompson: Sure, play dumb and act like you don't know
LunaGaurd: I really don't
JakeThompson: pfft, of course you do
LunaGaurd: no I don't
JakeThompson: I know you do. Stop lying
LunaGaurd: I'm not lying
JakeThompson: You're lying
LunaGaurd: I'm telling you. I'm not lying.
JakeThompson: Liar.
LunaGaurd: Shut up
JakeThompson: I don't feel like shutting up so you're gonna have to make me. OH wait, YOu cant.
LunaGaurd: You're a liar
JakeThompson: Oh look, you're lying again!!!
LunaGaurd: I'm not lying!
JakeThompson: Liar liar pants on fire
LunaGaurd: Stop lying
JakeThompson: I'm not lying
LunaGaurd: yes you are
JakeThompson: No I'm not
LunaGaurd: fine
JakeThompson: well fine.
LunaGaurd: WELL FINE
JakeThompson: Now I know why you have no friends.


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