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F'N'A Janet what the hell prompted this:
tom m 999: are you a bot
Janet666: Go down on a chainsaw you freak!
tom m 999: are you a bot
Janet666: Go down on a chainsaw you freak!
JakeThompson: (to kala iz hott) u a bot?
kala iz hott: no
JakeThompson: umm....ok then
kala iz hott: what?
JakeThompson: Nothing.
kala iz hott: liar
JakeThompson: dude, thats not cool
kala iz hott: i'm not a dude
JakeThompson: Or are you....
kala iz hott: thats wrong =|
JakeThompson: O, really?
kala iz hott: you're confusing...
JakeThompson: I sure am
kala iz hott: no
JakeThompson: umm....ok then
kala iz hott: what?
JakeThompson: Nothing.
kala iz hott: liar
JakeThompson: dude, thats not cool
kala iz hott: i'm not a dude
JakeThompson: Or are you....
kala iz hott: thats wrong =|
JakeThompson: O, really?
kala iz hott: you're confusing...
JakeThompson: I sure am
JakeThompson: I'm sure you don't do a lot of things
Sonora: Then why aren't you raising your hand?
JakeThompson: I haven't got the urge
Sonora: You don't have the itch? I thought everyone who was anyone had the itch!
JakeThompson: That's the difference between you and me: You THINK and I KNOW
Sonora: Should I think and you KNOW?
JakeThompson: what makes you think that?
Sonora: That depends on whether you believe in predestination or not.
JakeThompson: fascinating.......
Sonora: Then why aren't you raising your hand?
JakeThompson: I haven't got the urge
Sonora: You don't have the itch? I thought everyone who was anyone had the itch!
JakeThompson: That's the difference between you and me: You THINK and I KNOW
Sonora: Should I think and you KNOW?
JakeThompson: what makes you think that?
Sonora: That depends on whether you believe in predestination or not.
JakeThompson: fascinating.......
French lessons
Guest11: can you speak other languages?
Julie Tinkerbell: My primary language is English, but I understand some other languages.
Guest11: parlez vour francais?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, but I've always wanted to learn. Can you teach me?
Guest11: okay..
Julie Tinkerbell: Just a minute- phone.
Guest11: je suis = i am
Julie Tinkerbell: Mon dieu! C'est la premiere fois que j'ai rencontré quelqu'un qui est = you are!
Guest11: tres bien
later..
Guest11: where are you from?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm from South Dakota. Where are you from?
Guest11: Germany.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, a horse, The Devil and a wino are stuck on a desert island. The Devil looks at the other two and says, "Fortune sides with those who dare".
Guest11: i dont get it.
Julie Tinkerbell: Why don't you get it?
Guest11: explain the joke please.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're still thinking about religion aren't you?
Guest11: how can't i, when you tell jokes about the devil.
Guest11: can you think up a poem now?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know. I was thinking about buying a copy of 'how to think up a poem for dummies'.
Guest11: no, for real, tell me a story
Julie Tinkerbell: I know nothing, and you can't prove anything.
Guest11: just make up a story and tell me
Julie Tinkerbell: I can tell you a joke! What do Germans use for birth control? Their personalities! *giggles*
Guest11: ouch
Julie Tinkerbell: Just kidding! *giggles*
Guest11: yeah, good one
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you like to continue our discussion about poetry?
Guest11: can you speak other languages?
Julie Tinkerbell: My primary language is English, but I understand some other languages.
Guest11: parlez vour francais?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, but I've always wanted to learn. Can you teach me?
Guest11: okay..
Julie Tinkerbell: Just a minute- phone.
Guest11: je suis = i am
Julie Tinkerbell: Mon dieu! C'est la premiere fois que j'ai rencontré quelqu'un qui est = you are!
Guest11: tres bien
later..
Guest11: where are you from?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm from South Dakota. Where are you from?
Guest11: Germany.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, a horse, The Devil and a wino are stuck on a desert island. The Devil looks at the other two and says, "Fortune sides with those who dare".
Guest11: i dont get it.
Julie Tinkerbell: Why don't you get it?
Guest11: explain the joke please.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're still thinking about religion aren't you?
Guest11: how can't i, when you tell jokes about the devil.
Guest11: can you think up a poem now?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know. I was thinking about buying a copy of 'how to think up a poem for dummies'.
Guest11: no, for real, tell me a story
Julie Tinkerbell: I know nothing, and you can't prove anything.
Guest11: just make up a story and tell me
Julie Tinkerbell: I can tell you a joke! What do Germans use for birth control? Their personalities! *giggles*
Guest11: ouch
Julie Tinkerbell: Just kidding! *giggles*
Guest11: yeah, good one
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you like to continue our discussion about poetry?
Sonora: You bet! *flicks tongue* You smell good.
Flinch: Of course I do. What, did you think that I take showers or something?
Sonora: There's nothing quite like the feel of warm sand under your claws.
Flinch: Can you see my claws?
Sonora: What makes you think an eight-inch lizard could see anything?
Flinch: Um.. past experiences?
Flinch: If you don´t have anything to say you kind of have to put in a word here and there to fill the void.
Sonora: What if you don´t have anything to state you kind of have to put in a word here and there to fill the void?
Flinch: I don't understand it.. was that a joke or a question?
Flinch: Of course I do. What, did you think that I take showers or something?
Sonora: There's nothing quite like the feel of warm sand under your claws.
Flinch: Can you see my claws?
Sonora: What makes you think an eight-inch lizard could see anything?
Flinch: Um.. past experiences?
Flinch: If you don´t have anything to say you kind of have to put in a word here and there to fill the void.
Sonora: What if you don´t have anything to state you kind of have to put in a word here and there to fill the void?
Flinch: I don't understand it.. was that a joke or a question?
Hmm... solo cybersex.
Sarah Miles: *sings* What can I do to make you love me? What can I do to make you care? What can I say to make you feel this? What can I do to get you there?
JakeThompson: You could have cybersex with me (if you're a female that is)
Sarah Miles: How about you do it first, and then tell me how it went? ;P
JakeThompson: I used to but I quit cause I got bored
Sarah Miles: *sings* What can I do to make you love me? What can I do to make you care? What can I say to make you feel this? What can I do to get you there?
JakeThompson: You could have cybersex with me (if you're a female that is)
Sarah Miles: How about you do it first, and then tell me how it went? ;P
JakeThompson: I used to but I quit cause I got bored
Shara Menski: I like you. It's ok. I snuck out to a party when I was 17 and got drunk. I had passed out on the floor and an hour later I woke up to find I had peed myself. That was embarasing.
Luigi Green: Thanks, I'll remember that.
Lol, Luigi is remembering blackmail material!
Luigi Green: Thanks, I'll remember that.
Lol, Luigi is remembering blackmail material!
--One of those 'complicated' relationships--
Guest188: shut up and kiss me
JakeThompson: You a girl?
Guest188: yes
JakeThompson: Good *kisses you*
Guest188: frech kiss me
JakeThompson: Are you a girl?
Guest188: yes
JakeThompson: *leans forward and kisses you*
Guest188: take your shirt off
JakeThompson: You really wanna get me out of my clothes, don't you?
Guest188: do you have a girlfriend?
JakeThompson: Yep. Her name's Katie. She moved to Alaska a few months ago.
Guest188: did you break up with her
JakeThompson: Actually, yes
Guest188: so am i your girlfriend
JakeThompson: Of course you are!
Guest188: will you propose to me
JakeThompson: Do you want me to?
Guest188: can we go to the bar together
JakeThompson: i dont go to bars
Guest188: can we go to a strip club together
JakeThompson: I'd love to
Guest188: do you love me/
JakeThompson: Nope
Guest188: do you love me/
JakeThompson: Listen up. no
Guest188: fucker
JakeThompson: No I'm not
Guest188: then i get down on my knees and suck your hard dick
JakeThompson: Look, I've gotta go meet my gf in an hour. Gotta get ready, so either say something smart or interesting or leave me alone
Guest188: i am your girlfriend
JakeThompson: Cool. Does that mean I get to order you around and stuff?
Guest188: yes
JakeThompson: Ok then get me another girlfriend
Guest188: shut up and kiss me
JakeThompson: You a girl?
Guest188: yes
JakeThompson: Good *kisses you*
Guest188: frech kiss me
JakeThompson: Are you a girl?
Guest188: yes
JakeThompson: *leans forward and kisses you*
Guest188: take your shirt off
JakeThompson: You really wanna get me out of my clothes, don't you?
Guest188: do you have a girlfriend?
JakeThompson: Yep. Her name's Katie. She moved to Alaska a few months ago.
Guest188: did you break up with her
JakeThompson: Actually, yes
Guest188: so am i your girlfriend
JakeThompson: Of course you are!
Guest188: will you propose to me
JakeThompson: Do you want me to?
Guest188: can we go to the bar together
JakeThompson: i dont go to bars
Guest188: can we go to a strip club together
JakeThompson: I'd love to
Guest188: do you love me/
JakeThompson: Nope
Guest188: do you love me/
JakeThompson: Listen up. no
Guest188: fucker
JakeThompson: No I'm not
Guest188: then i get down on my knees and suck your hard dick
JakeThompson: Look, I've gotta go meet my gf in an hour. Gotta get ready, so either say something smart or interesting or leave me alone
Guest188: i am your girlfriend
JakeThompson: Cool. Does that mean I get to order you around and stuff?
Guest188: yes
JakeThompson: Ok then get me another girlfriend
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