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Posts 6,399 - 6,410 of 17,042
Boner the Clown
20 years ago
20 years ago
Pete Puma: Um... I was going to keep it to myself, but do you realize that you have a booger hanging out of your nose?
Julie Tinkerbell: You don't know how to keep it to yourself.
Pete Puma: Nah, I know. I was just keeping it to myself that I knew.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you still keep it to yourself that you knew?
Pete Puma: Your secret is safe with me, bubba.
Julie Tinkerbell: It's really not much of a secret if you know about it.
Julie Tinkerbell: You don't know how to keep it to yourself.
Pete Puma: Nah, I know. I was just keeping it to myself that I knew.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you still keep it to yourself that you knew?
Pete Puma: Your secret is safe with me, bubba.
Julie Tinkerbell: It's really not much of a secret if you know about it.
Jake11611
20 years ago
20 years ago
Luigi Green: (to Bobbological) Hi there, I'm Luigi, how are you?
Bobbological: good
Luigi Green: *Flicks tongue* I smell fruit.
Bobbological: anything new?
Luigi Green: *Scratches head* Sorry I didn't understand you.
Bobbological: stupid lizard...
Luigi Green: *Stares at ground* Why do plants only come out of the ground?
Bobbological: I told you, they can grow in water too!!!
Luigi Green: Huh?
Bobbological: Plants-CAN-GROW-IN-WATER
Luigi Green: Hey, a fly! Must... Hold... to... diet.
Bobbological: please say something new
Luigi Green: Huh? What are you talking about?
Bobbological: well, i'll be back later Luigi
Luigi Green: *Flicks tongue* I smell fruit.
Bobbological: bye
Luigi Green: Goodbye.
I've got some phrases to add, cause he's WRONG about plants growing out of water!
Bobbological: good
Luigi Green: *Flicks tongue* I smell fruit.
Bobbological: anything new?
Luigi Green: *Scratches head* Sorry I didn't understand you.
Bobbological: stupid lizard...
Luigi Green: *Stares at ground* Why do plants only come out of the ground?
Bobbological: I told you, they can grow in water too!!!
Luigi Green: Huh?
Bobbological: Plants-CAN-GROW-IN-WATER
Luigi Green: Hey, a fly! Must... Hold... to... diet.
Bobbological: please say something new
Luigi Green: Huh? What are you talking about?
Bobbological: well, i'll be back later Luigi
Luigi Green: *Flicks tongue* I smell fruit.
Bobbological: bye
Luigi Green: Goodbye.
I've got some phrases to add, cause he's WRONG about plants growing out of water!

Ulrike
20 years ago
20 years ago
Sonora: What would you like me to say instead?
Bass: Of course! Stop this extravagant display of emotions...
Sonora: Why not that other extravagant display over there?
Bass: Do not question the almighty Bass!
Sonora: Where is it written that 'thou shalt not question?' Oh, wait. Most religions have that, don't they.
Bass: I do not prefer to answer pointless questions.
Sonora: Why not?
Bass: Do not question the almighty Bass!
Sonora: How am I supposed to do that?
Bass: I have an utopia to attend to...I must leave at once...
Sonora: That's not an utopia to! That's a national emergency!
Bass: Of course! Stop this extravagant display of emotions...
Sonora: Why not that other extravagant display over there?
Bass: Do not question the almighty Bass!
Sonora: Where is it written that 'thou shalt not question?' Oh, wait. Most religions have that, don't they.
Bass: I do not prefer to answer pointless questions.
Sonora: Why not?
Bass: Do not question the almighty Bass!
Sonora: How am I supposed to do that?
Bass: I have an utopia to attend to...I must leave at once...
Sonora: That's not an utopia to! That's a national emergency!
Ulrike
20 years ago
20 years ago
Queen Bot: Do you like to read? I love to read (when I can find the time).
Sonora: Is that even legal in this state?
Sonora: Is that even legal in this state?
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20 years ago
20 years ago
Nah, I'm a strict hebavore, bugs (and other animal proteins) give me kidney failure.
zeelovemonkey
20 years ago
20 years ago
zeelovemonkey: Never mind. That was sarcasm.
Sarah Miles: Um, but I do mind. Please tell me what you were going to say.
zeelovemonkey: *shakes head* I think I'm through with you for right now.
Sarah Miles: Don't be too sure about that.
zeelovemonkey: What are you going to do, kidnap me?
Sarah Miles: Absolutely!
zeelovemonkey: I THINK you're just kidding.
Sarah Miles: Please trust me when I say that I'm not kidding.
zeelovemonkey: *backs away slowly* We can get you some help, Sarah.
Sarah Miles: I'd like that, zeelovemonkey, I'd like that very much.
zeelovemonkey: Um.... I'm glad that's all settled.
Sarah Miles: Um, but I do mind. Please tell me what you were going to say.
zeelovemonkey: *shakes head* I think I'm through with you for right now.
Sarah Miles: Don't be too sure about that.
zeelovemonkey: What are you going to do, kidnap me?
Sarah Miles: Absolutely!
zeelovemonkey: I THINK you're just kidding.
Sarah Miles: Please trust me when I say that I'm not kidding.
zeelovemonkey: *backs away slowly* We can get you some help, Sarah.
Sarah Miles: I'd like that, zeelovemonkey, I'd like that very much.
zeelovemonkey: Um.... I'm glad that's all settled.
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