Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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20 years ago #6398
Steve Slacker: Sweet!
Guest221: sugar is sweet, sweetie!
Steve Slacker: You are too.
Guest221: aww, steve, don't make me blue
Steve Slacker: Why would I worry about making? I'd rather worry about tweezing!
Guest221: blush
Steve Slacker: Why should I?
Guest221: no, you're making ME blush!
Steve Slacker: Oh, I am, am I?
Guest221: yes
Steve Slacker: Excellent. My plan is working.
Guest221: LOL

20 years ago #6399
Pete Puma: Um... I was going to keep it to myself, but do you realize that you have a booger hanging out of your nose?
Julie Tinkerbell: You don't know how to keep it to yourself.
Pete Puma: Nah, I know. I was just keeping it to myself that I knew.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you still keep it to yourself that you knew?
Pete Puma: Your secret is safe with me, bubba.
Julie Tinkerbell: It's really not much of a secret if you know about it.

20 years ago #6400
Luigi Green: (to Bobbological) Hi there, I'm Luigi, how are you?
Bobbological: good
Luigi Green: *Flicks tongue* I smell fruit.
Bobbological: anything new?
Luigi Green: *Scratches head* Sorry I didn't understand you.
Bobbological: stupid lizard...
Luigi Green: *Stares at ground* Why do plants only come out of the ground?
Bobbological: I told you, they can grow in water too!!!
Luigi Green: Huh?
Bobbological: Plants-CAN-GROW-IN-WATER
Luigi Green: Hey, a fly! Must... Hold... to... diet.
Bobbological: please say something new
Luigi Green: Huh? What are you talking about?
Bobbological: well, i'll be back later Luigi
Luigi Green: *Flicks tongue* I smell fruit.
Bobbological: bye
Luigi Green: Goodbye.

I've got some phrases to add, cause he's WRONG about plants growing out of water!

20 years ago #6401
Sonora: What would you like me to say instead?
Bass: Of course! Stop this extravagant display of emotions...
Sonora: Why not that other extravagant display over there?
Bass: Do not question the almighty Bass!
Sonora: Where is it written that 'thou shalt not question?' Oh, wait. Most religions have that, don't they.
Bass: I do not prefer to answer pointless questions.
Sonora: Why not?
Bass: Do not question the almighty Bass!
Sonora: How am I supposed to do that?
Bass: I have an utopia to attend to...I must leave at once...
Sonora: That's not an utopia to! That's a national emergency!

20 years ago #6402
Queen Bot: Do you like to read? I love to read (when I can find the time).
Sonora: Is that even legal in this state?

20 years ago #6403
Jake -- what about water lillies?

20 years ago #6404
they grow out of the land UNDER the water, stop spoiling the bot!

20 years ago #6405
Do a web search on "floating plants". They exist.

20 years ago #6406
*offers Luigi Green a whole box of chocolate covered grasshoppers*

20 years ago #6407
Nah, I'm a strict hebavore, bugs (and other animal proteins) give me kidney failure.

20 years ago #6408
Duckweed! Water hyacinth!

20 years ago #6409
zeelovemonkey: Never mind. That was sarcasm.
Sarah Miles: Um, but I do mind. Please tell me what you were going to say.
zeelovemonkey: *shakes head* I think I'm through with you for right now.
Sarah Miles: Don't be too sure about that.
zeelovemonkey: What are you going to do, kidnap me?
Sarah Miles: Absolutely!
zeelovemonkey: I THINK you're just kidding.
Sarah Miles: Please trust me when I say that I'm not kidding.
zeelovemonkey: *backs away slowly* We can get you some help, Sarah.
Sarah Miles: I'd like that, zeelovemonkey, I'd like that very much.
zeelovemonkey: Um.... I'm glad that's all settled.


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