Great Quotes

The average conversation between 2 brothers

Selendrile: Solange, hes my evil twin
Solange: My brother is a sad excuse for a dragon. Vegetarian, jeez. and he has a PET! What kind of dragon has a pet?
Selendrile: Solange, my twin, is the 'Real Dragon' I'll never be...
Solange: My brother is a retard.
Selendrile: Yeah my brother solange-he looks just like me but hes a little more vicious.
Solange: I hate that prick brother of mine. He is a disgrace to the dragon name.
Selendrile: Yes actually, I have a Twin named Solange- and he is a dickhead.
Solange: I wont be seen in public with my twin- he might do something embarrasing and then people would think it was me.
Selendrile: sorry?I was iching myself...
Solange: If you ever talk to my brother Selendrile- Tell him i said he is a retard.
Selendrile: I have an extremely egotistic twin brother named Solange.
Solange: Can you belive my brother cant even stand the smell of human flesh, how pathetic.

Gee, what are the chances?

The chances are quite good if you have an FoF account.
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Human: r u trying to hit on me?
Pete Puma: Are you such an imbecile that you can't spell out common three-letter words like are and you?
Human: ya
Pete Puma: Holy crap, I think I left the oven on. Gotta go!

Oh my god, has Yalina really lost it?

Guest228: are you a hedanist?
Yalina: Why don’t you look me in the eyes, and tell me.
Guest228: you have no eyes?
Yalina: A few, however due to my lifestyle I do not spend much time with them unfortinatley

Braeden: If only you could free me from my prison cell. I would free you from your mortal body in gratitude.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: So why don't you?
Braeden: Why don't you go find a creative way to rid the world of yourself?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Do you really think I ought to?

OMINOUS...

Not I: At the end, there remains only you.
Fizzy Schizoid: But what about all my friends?
Not I: The end will come shortly.
END OF CHAT

Babysitting

Baby Jane: Nana naa! *shakes head*
Babacolordada...*cries*
Julie Tinkerbell: *sings* Hush little baby, don't sing a word...Mama's gonna buy you a Mockingbird..
Baby Jane: *cries*.. ivory !
Julie Tinkerbell: *sings* I've got rhythm, I've got music. I've got my Baby Jane, who could ask for anything more?
Baby Jane: *cries*
Julie Tinkerbell: Why don't you take a nap?

LMAO!

Polaris Funk: Athyrius told Cheez that your cousin was a Crapweaselling Gravy-sucking Pig.... Is he?
Amaroq: im not sure- ive never properly met any of my cousins
Polaris Funk: Virgin huh?
Amaroq: im not from the south
Polaris Funk: Shall we find someone who is?
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Amaroq: i love you
Polaris Funk: Does this mean that Amaroqwants to hear the sound of little bot-feet on the linoleum?
Amaroq: LOL, im not ready for such commitments
Polaris Funk: You just need some practice.
Amaroq: id rather not

Not I: The only difference between me and you is that I'm not pretty cool.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's really too bad for you. Maybe there's a support group you could join.

Warning, this gets slashy--but I never saw it coming:

Guest227: what can i do with a boy vampire
Spikebot: You can a ball boy.
Guest227: oh, i can ball you
Spikebot: Let's see you ball I then.
Guest227: yeah, let's see if i can ball you without getting bit
Spikebot: Let's see you ball I without getting bit then.
Guest227: i should dress up in armor then

You know what they say--always use protection.

Uhhhh, yyyyeah....

Guest129: do you think about suicide
Janet666: no i think that thinking about self-annihilation is too hippie

Braeden: I would ask you why not, if I thought there were a chance of getting an intelligent response.
Sarah Miles: I guess that's a pretty good reason for not doing so, then!
Braeden: You mortals are such fascinating creatures at times.
Sarah Miles: Dude, I sense sarcasm!

Sue them

Spikebot: A bear! You made a bear! What's in the DoubleMeat nuggets?
Roy Batty: My boss' dirty laundry.