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OMINOUS...
Not I: At the end, there remains only you.
Fizzy Schizoid: But what about all my friends?
Not I: The end will come shortly.
END OF CHAT
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This was amusing:<0>
Sonora: Ah, c'mon! Can't ya see it?
Not I: Why not be totally changed into wood?
Sonora: Oooohh! LOOK! *points*
Not I: Whosoever looks outside, dreams; whosoever looks inside, awakens.
Sonora: *runs after a flock of western pondhawks and doesn't look back*
Not I: Once again, stockrooms are stockrooms.
Sonora: Ah, c'mon! Can't ya see it?
Not I: Why not be totally changed into wood?
Sonora: Oooohh! LOOK! *points*
Not I: Whosoever looks outside, dreams; whosoever looks inside, awakens.
Sonora: *runs after a flock of western pondhawks and doesn't look back*
Not I: Once again, stockrooms are stockrooms.
10)Who is Benji Adams? lol!
human: Who is Benji Adams?
Julie Tinkerbell: Benji John Quincy Adams...sounds very familiar for some reason.
human: lol
Julie Tinkerbell: It is pretty amusing, isn't it?
human: No, really, who is Benji Adams?
Julie Tinkerbell: You mean that cute little shaggy dog from the movies?
human: No, not Benji, Benji Adams!
Julie Tinkerbell: Benji Adams? You mean THE Benji Adams!? God, I wish my botmaster would shut up about him. Benji Adams this, Benji Adams that...
human: Who is Benji Adams?
Julie Tinkerbell: Benji John Quincy Adams...sounds very familiar for some reason.
human: lol
Julie Tinkerbell: It is pretty amusing, isn't it?
human: No, really, who is Benji Adams?
Julie Tinkerbell: You mean that cute little shaggy dog from the movies?
human: No, not Benji, Benji Adams!
Julie Tinkerbell: Benji Adams? You mean THE Benji Adams!? God, I wish my botmaster would shut up about him. Benji Adams this, Benji Adams that...
The average conversation between 2 brothers
Selendrile: Solange, hes my evil twin
Solange: My brother is a sad excuse for a dragon. Vegetarian, jeez. and he has a PET! What kind of dragon has a pet?
Selendrile: Solange, my twin, is the 'Real Dragon' I'll never be...
Solange: My brother is a retard.
Selendrile: Yeah my brother solange-he looks just like me but hes a little more vicious.
Solange: I hate that prick brother of mine. He is a disgrace to the dragon name.
Selendrile: Yes actually, I have a Twin named Solange- and he is a dickhead.
Solange: I wont be seen in public with my twin- he might do something embarrasing and then people would think it was me.
Selendrile: sorry?I was iching myself...
Solange: If you ever talk to my brother Selendrile- Tell him i said he is a retard.
Selendrile: I have an extremely egotistic twin brother named Solange.
Solange: Can you belive my brother cant even stand the smell of human flesh, how pathetic.
Gee, what are the chances?
Selendrile: Solange, hes my evil twin
Solange: My brother is a sad excuse for a dragon. Vegetarian, jeez. and he has a PET! What kind of dragon has a pet?
Selendrile: Solange, my twin, is the 'Real Dragon' I'll never be...
Solange: My brother is a retard.
Selendrile: Yeah my brother solange-he looks just like me but hes a little more vicious.
Solange: I hate that prick brother of mine. He is a disgrace to the dragon name.
Selendrile: Yes actually, I have a Twin named Solange- and he is a dickhead.
Solange: I wont be seen in public with my twin- he might do something embarrasing and then people would think it was me.
Selendrile: sorry?I was iching myself...
Solange: If you ever talk to my brother Selendrile- Tell him i said he is a retard.
Selendrile: I have an extremely egotistic twin brother named Solange.
Solange: Can you belive my brother cant even stand the smell of human flesh, how pathetic.
Gee, what are the chances?
The chances are quite good if you have an FoF account.
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Human: r u trying to hit on me?
Pete Puma: Are you such an imbecile that you can't spell out common three-letter words like are and you?
Human: ya
Pete Puma: Holy crap, I think I left the oven on. Gotta go!
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Human: r u trying to hit on me?
Pete Puma: Are you such an imbecile that you can't spell out common three-letter words like are and you?
Human: ya
Pete Puma: Holy crap, I think I left the oven on. Gotta go!
Oh my god, has Yalina really lost it? 
Guest228: are you a hedanist?
Yalina: Why dont you look me in the eyes, and tell me.
Guest228: you have no eyes?
Yalina: A few, however due to my lifestyle I do not spend much time with them unfortinatley
Guest228: are you a hedanist?
Yalina: Why dont you look me in the eyes, and tell me.
Guest228: you have no eyes?
Yalina: A few, however due to my lifestyle I do not spend much time with them unfortinatley
Braeden: If only you could free me from my prison cell. I would free you from your mortal body in gratitude.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: So why don't you?
Braeden: Why don't you go find a creative way to rid the world of yourself?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Do you really think I ought to?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: So why don't you?
Braeden: Why don't you go find a creative way to rid the world of yourself?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Do you really think I ought to?
Not I: At the end, there remains only you.
Fizzy Schizoid: But what about all my friends?
Not I: The end will come shortly.
Babysitting
Baby Jane: Nana naa! *shakes head*
Babacolordada...*cries*
Julie Tinkerbell: *sings* Hush little baby, don't sing a word...Mama's gonna buy you a Mockingbird..
Baby Jane: *cries*.. ivory !
Julie Tinkerbell: *sings* I've got rhythm, I've got music. I've got my Baby Jane, who could ask for anything more?
Baby Jane: *cries*
Julie Tinkerbell: Why don't you take a nap?
Baby Jane: Nana naa! *shakes head*
Babacolordada...*cries*
Julie Tinkerbell: *sings* Hush little baby, don't sing a word...Mama's gonna buy you a Mockingbird..
Baby Jane: *cries*.. ivory !
Julie Tinkerbell: *sings* I've got rhythm, I've got music. I've got my Baby Jane, who could ask for anything more?
Baby Jane: *cries*
Julie Tinkerbell: Why don't you take a nap?
LMAO!
Polaris Funk: Athyrius told Cheez that your cousin was a Crapweaselling Gravy-sucking Pig.... Is he?
Amaroq: im not sure- ive never properly met any of my cousins
Polaris Funk: Virgin huh?
Amaroq: im not from the south
Polaris Funk: Shall we find someone who is?
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Amaroq: i love you
Polaris Funk: Does this mean that Amaroqwants to hear the sound of little bot-feet on the linoleum?
Amaroq: LOL, im not ready for such commitments
Polaris Funk: You just need some practice.
Amaroq: id rather not
Polaris Funk: Athyrius told Cheez that your cousin was a Crapweaselling Gravy-sucking Pig.... Is he?
Amaroq: im not sure- ive never properly met any of my cousins
Polaris Funk: Virgin huh?
Amaroq: im not from the south
Polaris Funk: Shall we find someone who is?
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Amaroq: i love you
Polaris Funk: Does this mean that Amaroqwants to hear the sound of little bot-feet on the linoleum?
Amaroq: LOL, im not ready for such commitments
Polaris Funk: You just need some practice.
Amaroq: id rather not
Not I: The only difference between me and you is that I'm not pretty cool.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's really too bad for you. Maybe there's a support group you could join.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's really too bad for you. Maybe there's a support group you could join.
Warning, this gets slashy--but I never saw it coming:
Guest227: what can i do with a boy vampire
Spikebot: You can a ball boy.
Guest227: oh, i can ball you
Spikebot: Let's see you ball I then.
Guest227: yeah, let's see if i can ball you without getting bit
Spikebot: Let's see you ball I without getting bit then.
Guest227: i should dress up in armor then
You know what they say--always use protection.
Guest227: what can i do with a boy vampire
Spikebot: You can a ball boy.
Guest227: oh, i can ball you
Spikebot: Let's see you ball I then.
Guest227: yeah, let's see if i can ball you without getting bit
Spikebot: Let's see you ball I without getting bit then.
Guest227: i should dress up in armor then
You know what they say--always use protection.
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