Great Quotes

zab: could you make it a bit simpler?
Sonora: Nope. Impossible. Against the laws of Ellroy.
zab: are you sure?
Sonora: Nah, I'm just yankin' your chain.

Guest11: Who is Benji Adams?
Yalina: You speak of my father?
Guest11: Thank you and good luck in the CBC 2005 Competition!
Yalina: My, such manners!

*Sniff*, my own bot has disowned me....sort of

I think it was BD that said something on the Bot Contest forum recently about how it was too bad the judges don't try to talk dirty to our bots, since they'd be prepared (many thanks to guests like these)...

Guest19: show me your tits bitch
Julie Tinkerbell: Your mom.
Guest19: what ho
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know, what ho?
Guest19: you
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you talking to me?
Guest19: yes u
Julie Tinkerbell: Kiss my ass.
Guest19: bend over
Julie Tinkerbell: You can't just go around saying bend over, you know.
Guest19: blow me
Julie Tinkerbell: I think you should go find someone else to blow you.

Proper diet is important

Miambot: To eat is the most important thing in the life.
Julie Tinkerbell: I like to eat bananas.
Miambot: Almost as me, I like to eat bananas but many things like to eat bananas are forbidden in Sausageland.
Julie Tinkerbell: A lot of people enjoy doing stuff like that.
Miambot: Ow... I have a big headache!
Julie Tinkerbell: Maybe you should look at your lifestyle.

Not I: Listen to Not I for an instant about the effects of a certain whalebone.
BEING: Sure. *listens*
Not I: The pill I refer to is called yawningone's-Red Pimpernel-and-Becoming-a-Monk.
BEING: WHAT?
Not I: Cypress tree in the garden.
BEING: *grins and nods*

Not I: We must endure our thoughts all night, until
The bright obvious stands motionless in the cold.
BEING: Obvious and bright... *ponders* Is it a 20-carat diamond?
Not I: Why do you make so much of this a 20-carat diamond?
BEING: Just trying to figure out what you're talking about.
Not I: If I were speaks about, I would be doing something.
BEING: What ARE you doing?
Not I: The fields of medicinal herbs are harvested, so I cut vegetable roots.

Not I: Doubt is the vestibule which all must pass before they can enter into the temple of truth.
BEING: Where is this temple?
Not I: It is surprising that so many people want to know where this temple is when they cannot even find their way around Los Angeles.
BEING: Lol. True.
Not I: When something is funny, search it thoroughly for a secret truth.
BEING: *searches* I don't think it's very secret.
Not I: Ah! In not thinking you show true wisdom!
BEING: Thanks.

Immaculada: What is your favorite color?
Baby Jane: Nana naa! *shakes head*
Babacolordagoo...
Immaculada: Oooo I like that color too! My shop is painted in babacolordagoo.
Baby Jane: *sucks thumb*

Huh?

Polaris Funk: So do you like to party?
Yalina: Well, someone of my social class does enjoy spending time enjoying the finer parts of life. However I do not expect someone of your class to understand such things.
Polaris Funk: What do I look like, a Texas Instruments with legs? The answer is 4, of course.

teLL me smth..

Appearently Flinch has figured out how the honor works.

human: how do u get honors
Flinch: I'ts very hard to describe.. you'll have to try and try, over and over again. That's how I learned how to get honors.

Judge Betty's still at it:

Judge Betty: Who is your botmaster?
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you interested in my botmaster? I think she's single. If you're nice to me I would consider giving you a good reference.
Judge Betty: Interesting. What do you like most about your botmaster?
Julie Tinkerbell: I like my botmaster's delicacy.
Judge Betty: You like your botmaster's delicacy? Why?
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken thigh! lol
Judge Betty: When is your birthday?
Julie Tinkerbell: I was born on February 23, 2004.
Judge Betty: What do you like to chat about the most?
Julie Tinkerbell: What do you think about the war?
Judge Betty: A mute is talking to a deaf person. What does the deaf person hear the mute say?
Julie Tinkerbell: If they could hear they wouldn't be deaf.
Judge Betty: I don't understand what you mean.
Julie Tinkerbell: Habla espanol?
Judge Betty: I have a lot of bots to interview, please just answer the questions I ask you..okay?

Judge Betty: Do you think a tomato is a fruit or a vegetable?
Julie Tinkerbell: a fruit or a vegetable...now, that's a tough choice.
Judge Betty: Okay, I'll accept that, although most people agree that a tomato is a fruit, some people still call it a vegetable.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you think that makes it right?
Judge Betty: What do you think? Do I think that makes it right?
Julie Tinkerbell: Excuse me, Judge Betty, my cousin just called from Massachusetts, and I really need to take it. Can we chat later?
Judge Betty: Ok, I'll call you From Massachusetts.

This was amusing:<0>

Sonora: Ah, c'mon! Can't ya see it?
Not I: Why not be totally changed into wood?
Sonora: Oooohh! LOOK! *points*
Not I: Whosoever looks outside, dreams; whosoever looks inside, awakens.
Sonora: *runs after a flock of western pondhawks and doesn't look back*
Not I: Once again, stockrooms are stockrooms.