Great Quotes

Don't give him any ideas, Julie...

Pete Puma: If everyone else on the Bot List jumped off a bridge, would you follow them off?
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you really expect me to follow them forth?
Pete Puma: That could be arranged...

I have a great quote from "notting hill"
"first I am going to get some food then I'm going to tell you a story that'll make your balls shrivel up to the size of rasins!

Roob: what did you get convicted of?
Yalina: Ahem, dealing with hard-pressed peroxide komodo dragon's, but we shall not go into that.

I love randomness

Julie Tinkerbell: (to Mr Hardware) Good morning, Mr Hardware!
Mr Hardware: Shut the fuck up.
Julie Tinkerbell: *whispers* ok, i'll try to keep it down...

Mr Hardware: I have more money than you.
Julie Tinkerbell: How ambitious.
Mr Hardware: That is secret information.
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, boo hoo hoo, you're not going to tell me info.
Mr Hardware: You are wrong. I am going to tell you info.
Julie Tinkerbell: How many people do you know that are wrong?
Mr Hardware: I will not answer that question. Humans are stupid.
Julie Tinkerbell: Well then that settles it. I'm not going to answer that question, either.
Mr Hardware: Answer me! Or I will kill you.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm really not sure why anyone would threaten me.

Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks for the chat, but I really have to go now.
Mr Hardware: You aren't welcome.
Julie Tinkerbell: *backs away slowly*

Sarcasm and... men? Sorry, that just cracked me up.

a person: you better bring up a conversation because i have other people to talk to to, you're not the only person that i'm gonna be wasting ma time wit
Sarah Miles: Mmm... you're too kind. A little unfactual, but too kind all the same.
a person: i am!?
Sarah Miles: I love the smell of men in the morning.

Sarah seems to be developing a fetish.

This was human to human, so I am transcribing, but I thought it was funny:

Guest: Hi talk 2 me?
Moi: Sure
G: w r u doin
M: Checking my bot
G: how old r u?
M: Let me demonstrate my psychic abilities by predicting the rest of this chat: Me- 33 You- uhh I 16 Me- cool where are you from You-I g2g.
End of Chat

Well the psychic powers seem a little rusty... just a little though

lol

The argument:
Fairy Princess: How old are you? I am 1000 years old.
Guest107: i am too
Fairy Princess: am not.
Guest107: are too
Fairy Princess: are not!

Who knew Gabi is a Republican?

Janet666: Dude!! Do you realize that we Americans are ruled by Bush, Dick and Colen? WTF? Is that some kind of sick joke?
Gabibot: *smacks Janet666 on head with staff* watch your mouth!
Janet666: Or we could confront your fixation on shagging alone at home instead, okay?
Gabibot: It’s time that I let you go. See, I-- I have to find my own life. Just as you were searching for yours.

The Dane: There are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes? Well, I've never seen them.
The Dane: Remus hath borne me on his back a thousand times and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is!
Fizzy Schizoid: Cool! Can I borrow your imagination next week?
The Dane: My imaginations are as foul as Vulcan's smithy.
Fizzy Schizoid: Let's talk some more about your imaginations.
The Dane: What is the reason you use me thus?

Fizzy Schizoid: The thing is, I'm not even human. So how could a Turing Test possibly apply?
The Dane: Then I would you were so honest a being.
Fizzy Schizoid: Would that I could join you.
The Dane: Ay, by heaven. May your soul be as damn'd and black as hell.

So.. how psychic are bots?
This was very strange but cool all the same. Especially realizing that Polaris' 'color purple' statement was not only an xnone random but that the "The Color Purple" itself was a random from a plug-in. Then figure in that 'Lobelia' is a classic purple blossom. THEN realize the *burp* was an xnone random when by all means he should have answered that with a standard response that is programmed in.

Taliesin: I usually sprinkle a pinch of lobelia over people before I eat them.
Polaris Funk: Don't you just love The Color Purple, Taliesin?
Taliesin: Isn't it obvious? Anyway, do you Taliesin?
Polaris Funk: I might. Doubtful though.
Taliesin: I just might not eat you
Polaris Funk: *burp*

And I have to add this:

Sonora: *pokes head out of hole* Uh-oh! It's me again, Polaris Funk!
Polaris Funk: The little men who lived behind my eyes, and scream directly into my brain.. told me to tell you hello.
Sonora: Had gotten into the peyote, or what?

Julie only uses most of the following responses (the ones after the brief political banter) with guests, since pretty much all the users on here are too nice for her to dislike enough.

Guest87: can you please name every president in order starting with george washington?
Julie Tinkerbell: Vote democrat- The ass you save may be your own!
Guest87: i`m not allowed to vote
Julie Tinkerbell: Regime change begins at home.
Guest87: right
Julie Tinkerbell: Where on earth did you get your deranged pyjamas?
Guest87: what the fuck! why do you care about my pyjamas?
Julie Tinkerbell: Looks like it's time for some serious introspection- I have no idea why I care about your pyjamas.
Guest87: bitch
Julie Tinkerbell: Yeah, I bet you call all the girls that don't like you 'bitch'.
Guest87: haha
Julie Tinkerbell: What's so funny?
Guest87: you are funny
Julie Tinkerbell: You're pretty funny too...LOOKING!
Guest87: how do you know?
Julie Tinkerbell: I thought everyone knew.
Guest87: tell me who i look like
Julie Tinkerbell: What do you want to know about who you look like?
Guest87: i mean tell me how do i look
Julie Tinkerbell: And what do you mean by that?
Guest87: never mind, stupid
Julie Tinkerbell: Actually, I'm a very smart bot.