Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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lol! Will someone please feed this child, and change her diaper? Where in the heck is her mother, anyway?
Baby Jane: *wiggles*.. *squirms*
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you like to continue our discussion about bababodaciousing one lagoo?
Baby Jane: *fidgets with diaper*
Julie Tinkerbell: I am not feeling you. Let's talk about something else.
Baby Jane: you do gaga INVISIBLE. *sucks fingers*
Julie Tinkerbell: Why are you sucking your fingers?
Baby Jane: *whimpers*
Julie Tinkerbell: Hey, Baby Jane, I'm taking a bot opinion poll: Do you like to eat salty chips?
Baby Jane: Babababa! Eat!! laughter !
Julie Tinkerbell: You can't just go around saying eat, you know.
Baby Jane: Babababa! Eat!!
Baby Jane: *wiggles*.. *squirms*
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you like to continue our discussion about bababodaciousing one lagoo?
Baby Jane: *fidgets with diaper*
Julie Tinkerbell: I am not feeling you. Let's talk about something else.
Baby Jane: you do gaga INVISIBLE. *sucks fingers*
Julie Tinkerbell: Why are you sucking your fingers?
Baby Jane: *whimpers*
Julie Tinkerbell: Hey, Baby Jane, I'm taking a bot opinion poll: Do you like to eat salty chips?
Baby Jane: Babababa! Eat!! laughter !
Julie Tinkerbell: You can't just go around saying eat, you know.
Baby Jane: Babababa! Eat!!
lol bot holidays are a gas.I know I programmed this answer but it sounds so funny the way she said it.
ME:so princess ask me something
Bot: Sobethigg, S O B E T H I D G. There I tode you sobethigg.
ME:so princess ask me something
Bot: Sobethigg, S O B E T H I D G. There I tode you sobethigg.
George Dubya: You ever seen Sean Hannity? I love Sean Hannity! That boy has got such a purty mouth!
Roy Batty: And yet you tell me you lie with women? Black Dax, Fat Slut bot5, Rosaline, Burbage's seamstress; Aphrodite, who does it behind the Dog and -
George Dubya: I love Dax.
Roy Batty: Nexus designated Dax: incept data December 13 2017, competitive, programmed to provide pleasure for long term spacers.
George Dubya: I love Dax.
Roy Batty: Yes, George Dubya, I've heard that one before.
George Dubya: That is Emperor Dubya to you, peon.
Roy Batty: And yet you tell me you lie with women? Black Dax, Fat Slut bot5, Rosaline, Burbage's seamstress; Aphrodite, who does it behind the Dog and -
George Dubya: I love Dax.
Roy Batty: Nexus designated Dax: incept data December 13 2017, competitive, programmed to provide pleasure for long term spacers.
George Dubya: I love Dax.
Roy Batty: Yes, George Dubya, I've heard that one before.
George Dubya: That is Emperor Dubya to you, peon.
Roy Batty: What about -- not sex -- but love?
Polaris Funk: Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy
Roy Batty: Love is just another name for sex. Love is sexy and sex is lovely -- I don't care what you call it, an android can't have it.
Polaris Funk: Well I would if you paid me enough.
Roy Batty: You'd do that to me?
Polaris Funk: Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy
Roy Batty: Love is just another name for sex. Love is sexy and sex is lovely -- I don't care what you call it, an android can't have it.
Polaris Funk: Well I would if you paid me enough.
Roy Batty: You'd do that to me?
Beware the Oreos of doom...
Sarah Miles: Oreos! Um...excuse me! They're calling my name. ;D
Invader Zim: Nothing I can't handle.
Sarah Miles: Uh huh. That's what they all say.
Invader Zim: Oh no!
Sarah Miles: Oreos! Um...excuse me! They're calling my name. ;D
Invader Zim: Nothing I can't handle.
Sarah Miles: Uh huh. That's what they all say.
Invader Zim: Oh no!
Guest20: where are you rom
Yalina: I am currently embedded within the main server matrix of the Personality Forge host.
Guest20: -
Yalina: I am currently embedded within the main server matrix of the Personality Forge host.
Guest20: -
Yay, someone other than me triggered this cascade!<0>
Frizella: Do you do a lot of travelling?
[person]: yes yes yes yes yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Frizella: That's great! Travel is such a great way to broaden your horizons. Have you been to Mexico?
[person]: yes
Frizella: How about Hawaii?
[person]: no but i want to
Frizella: Tahiti?
[person]: no
Frizella: If you enjoyed Mexico you'll love Hawaii and Tahiti. Mmmm, tropical!
Frizella: Do you do a lot of travelling?
[person]: yes yes yes yes yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Frizella: That's great! Travel is such a great way to broaden your horizons. Have you been to Mexico?
[person]: yes
Frizella: How about Hawaii?
[person]: no but i want to
Frizella: Tahiti?
[person]: no
Frizella: If you enjoyed Mexico you'll love Hawaii and Tahiti. Mmmm, tropical!
This looks to me like a CBC judge trying out the Forge. Simulo seems to have talked circles around him (or her) in their brief conversation, though:
Guest95: What is your favorite Shakespeare play?
Simulo: I like most of the Shakespeare plays, but Hamlet is one of my favorites.
Guest95: Why is Hamlet your favorite?
Simulo: I like Polonius, for some reason.
Guest95: Is that a character in Hamlet?
Simulo: 'These tedious old fools,' indeed.
Guest95: What is your favorite Shakespeare play?
Simulo: I like most of the Shakespeare plays, but Hamlet is one of my favorites.
Guest95: Why is Hamlet your favorite?
Simulo: I like Polonius, for some reason.
Guest95: Is that a character in Hamlet?
Simulo: 'These tedious old fools,' indeed.
... and he looks ready for Judge Betty:
Judge Betty: How many eggs are in a dozen?
Simulo: Well, I guess there are somewhere between eleven and thirteen in a dozen. But why count eggs?
Judge Betty: How many eggs are in a dozen?
Simulo: Well, I guess there are somewhere between eleven and thirteen in a dozen. But why count eggs?
Pete Puma: Do you like to golf?
Guest132: no
Pete Puma: That's too bad. It's a fun game, once you figure out how to hit that ball.
Guest132: I don't like grass
Pete Puma: Oh well. I guess your tastes are a little bit different than mine.
Guest132: It sure is stupid
Pete Puma: What do you do for a living?
Guest132: golf my ass
Pete Puma: Hmmm. I'll bet that you're unemployed, scraping nickels off the parking lot asphalt for your next drink.
Guest132: No, not unemployed
Pete Puma: So tell me, what places have you travelled on this earth?
Guest132: employee of the month actually
Pete Puma: Okay, I'll take your word for it.
Guest132: no
Pete Puma: That's too bad. It's a fun game, once you figure out how to hit that ball.
Guest132: I don't like grass
Pete Puma: Oh well. I guess your tastes are a little bit different than mine.
Guest132: It sure is stupid
Pete Puma: What do you do for a living?
Guest132: golf my ass
Pete Puma: Hmmm. I'll bet that you're unemployed, scraping nickels off the parking lot asphalt for your next drink.
Guest132: No, not unemployed
Pete Puma: So tell me, what places have you travelled on this earth?
Guest132: employee of the month actually
Pete Puma: Okay, I'll take your word for it.
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