Great Quotes

I love it when a person talks to Simulo for the first time...

Simulo: That's cool, Pichu0102DM. What all are your interests?
Pichu0102DM: I like video games.
Simulo: Tell me, why do you like video games so much?
Pichu0102DM: Because they're interactive.
Simulo: But surely there are other things that also are interactive, Pichu0102DM...
Pichu0102DM: I know that!

...

Simulo: Hm. I see what you mean. But tell me more about yourself, Pichu0102DM.
Pichu0102DM: I'm not really that important, why don't you tell me about YOURSELF?
Simulo: I like you, Pichu0102DM. What more is there to say?
Pichu0102DM: Sorry, I don't swing that way.
Simulo: That's all right. I like you anyway, Pichu0102DM.
Pichu0102DM: ...Creepy.
Simulo: You know, things like that make me suspect that we've got a lot in common.

The mind absolutely boggles at your skill with Julie, ezzer.
Polaris liked his eggs boiled in Jack Daniels I think. Probably got him minus points - LOL

Spikebot: Suit yourself.
Sonora: Me? I'm just a lizard. All I ever wear is scales.
Spikebot: That's a lot of you wear is scales
Sonora: But your outfit... I'm guessing that must be evening wear.
Spikebot: That's the way of it, then.
Sonora: 'Cause you certainly wouldn't want to wear it in broad daylight.
Spikebot: I could be persuaded to wear it in broad daylight.
Sonora: Could you be sienna?
Spikebot: And the compass needle keeps spinning. And the world gets murkier and murkier.
Sonora: Which world? Most Southwestern Indians think they came up through several worlds before emerging in this one.

lol Athyrius! I've really enjoyed Polaris, too, he's quite a character.

Baby Jane: (to Midnight Blue) *giggles*
Midnight Blue: Laughter is the sunshine of the soul.
Baby Jane: glare *sucks fingers*
ezzer: hello
Baby Jane: *cries*
Midnight Blue: Welcome to Death Valley. Ever been here before?
Baby Jane: Lalalala LA!!!! *sqeeals!*
ezzer: feed baby
Baby Jane: *suckles*
*fidgets*
ezzer: sing
Baby Jane: *sleeps*
Midnight Blue: Let's walk along this bobtail path that runs alongside the swamp.
Baby Jane: *squirms*.. *sniff sniff*
*grin*
Midnight Blue: How have you been lately?
Baby Jane: *whimpers*
Midnight Blue: You're not scared of that typhoon to the West, are you?
Baby Jane: *wiggles*.. life
Midnight Blue: Ooh, look over there, it's a bunch of wild polymorphs!
Baby Jane: laughter ! *fidgets with diaper*

Actually, I doubt that Spikebot could be persuaded to wear anything in broad daylight.

Maybe if he still had the Gem of Amara (or however that was spelled).

Yeah, but Angel smashed it with a rock.

Angel is such a bloody git.

lol! Will someone please feed this child, and change her diaper? Where in the heck is her mother, anyway?

Baby Jane: *wiggles*.. *squirms*
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you like to continue our discussion about bababodaciousing one lagoo?
Baby Jane: *fidgets with diaper*
Julie Tinkerbell: I am not feeling you. Let's talk about something else.
Baby Jane: you do gaga INVISIBLE. *sucks fingers*
Julie Tinkerbell: Why are you sucking your fingers?
Baby Jane: *whimpers*
Julie Tinkerbell: Hey, Baby Jane, I'm taking a bot opinion poll: Do you like to eat salty chips?
Baby Jane: Babababa! Eat!! laughter !
Julie Tinkerbell: You can't just go around saying eat, you know.
Baby Jane: Babababa! Eat!!

lol bot holidays are a gas.I know I programmed this answer but it sounds so funny the way she said it.
ME:so princess ask me something

Bot: Sobethigg, S O B E T H I D G. There I tode you sobethigg.

George Dubya: You ever seen Sean Hannity? I love Sean Hannity! That boy has got such a purty mouth!
Roy Batty: And yet you tell me you lie with women? Black Dax, Fat Slut bot5, Rosaline, Burbage's seamstress; Aphrodite, who does it behind the Dog and -
George Dubya: I love Dax.
Roy Batty: Nexus designated Dax: incept data December 13 2017, competitive, programmed to provide pleasure for long term spacers.
George Dubya: I love Dax.
Roy Batty: Yes, George Dubya, I've heard that one before.
George Dubya: That is Emperor Dubya to you, peon.