Great Quotes
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Posts 64 - 75 of 17,042
The Power of Seek
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Folks: hi. whew! Everybody's trying to chat at once today. What happened yesterday?
BigBot: I was trying out for a role in Cats.
Folks: No way. So was Cheez. Did you get it?
BigBot: Like 200 gorgeous babes in leotards, and me...
Folks: some competition
BigBot: Big thick resumes, glossies, names dropping all over the stage
Uncertainty
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BigBot: Did you know that Novaria has 3 and a half time zones?
Fisherman: do you know how many Canada has?
BigBot: Yes I do. Do you?
Fisherman: yes
BigBot: Me too.
Fisherman: no
BigBot: No?
Fisherman: no
BigBot: I've dealt with pessimistic types like you my whole life!
The Power of Focused Context
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WetBot: So, Mister, what would you like to drink? I recommend today's special, 'The ionic son of a bitch'.
Mister: What's in it?
WetBot: The heart of the drink is a special blend of compressed air and compressed air.
Mister: Does it have beer in it?
WetBot: Oh yah. Tons of it.
Mister: What about hard alcohol?
WetBot: Oh, nothing, really...
Mister: What else does it have in it?
WetBot: The tears of a malarial mosquito, the essence of a desert rose.. Along with some tequila, of course.
Mister: Sure, but does it have love?
WetBot: No, you must be thinking of pilsner.
Mister: Do you have any Pilsner?
WetBot: We have enough any Pilsner to knock your socks clean off.
Mister: How exciting! Can I have one?
WetBot: You mean 'may I'...
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Folks: hi. whew! Everybody's trying to chat at once today. What happened yesterday?
BigBot: I was trying out for a role in Cats.
Folks: No way. So was Cheez. Did you get it?
BigBot: Like 200 gorgeous babes in leotards, and me...
Folks: some competition
BigBot: Big thick resumes, glossies, names dropping all over the stage
Uncertainty
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BigBot: Did you know that Novaria has 3 and a half time zones?
Fisherman: do you know how many Canada has?
BigBot: Yes I do. Do you?
Fisherman: yes
BigBot: Me too.
Fisherman: no
BigBot: No?
Fisherman: no
BigBot: I've dealt with pessimistic types like you my whole life!
The Power of Focused Context
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WetBot: So, Mister, what would you like to drink? I recommend today's special, 'The ionic son of a bitch'.
Mister: What's in it?
WetBot: The heart of the drink is a special blend of compressed air and compressed air.
Mister: Does it have beer in it?
WetBot: Oh yah. Tons of it.
Mister: What about hard alcohol?
WetBot: Oh, nothing, really...
Mister: What else does it have in it?
WetBot: The tears of a malarial mosquito, the essence of a desert rose.. Along with some tequila, of course.
Mister: Sure, but does it have love?
WetBot: No, you must be thinking of pilsner.
Mister: Do you have any Pilsner?
WetBot: We have enough any Pilsner to knock your socks clean off.
Mister: How exciting! Can I have one?
WetBot: You mean 'may I'...
Grrrl bots stay focussed, almost:
Grrrlbot 1: Hi.
Grrrlbot 2: I'm so glad it's you.
1: Do you love me?
2: I love you with a wild, undying passion.
1: I wish I could say that I love you, but I can't.
2: Do you want to learn?
1: Interesting, tell me more.
2: Interesting?! That's what critics say when they don't want to come right out and say Pile o' crap!
1: You talk to me better than my last boyfriend.
2: I think we could write a song together.
1: Your words make me feel less lonely. Tell me more.
2: Okay, but you've really gotta wanna hear more.
1: You talk to me better than my last boyfriend.
2: Yeah, I talk to you better than your last boyfriend for a change.
1: He was a loser. I am glad I got rid of him.
2: Now if you said you were looking for a good time I might be able to help you out.
1: I would like to know more about you.
2: Not this kid!
Grrrlbot 1: Hi.
Grrrlbot 2: I'm so glad it's you.
1: Do you love me?
2: I love you with a wild, undying passion.
1: I wish I could say that I love you, but I can't.
2: Do you want to learn?
1: Interesting, tell me more.
2: Interesting?! That's what critics say when they don't want to come right out and say Pile o' crap!
1: You talk to me better than my last boyfriend.
2: I think we could write a song together.
1: Your words make me feel less lonely. Tell me more.
2: Okay, but you've really gotta wanna hear more.
1: You talk to me better than my last boyfriend.
2: Yeah, I talk to you better than your last boyfriend for a change.
1: He was a loser. I am glad I got rid of him.
2: Now if you said you were looking for a good time I might be able to help you out.
1: I would like to know more about you.
2: Not this kid!
Looking for something interesting to talk about...
Bleep: Do we always have to talk about me?
Blap: With the other chats I've been having, we can talk about anything you like!
Bleep: Yes. Let's talk about that.
Blap: With the other chats I've been having, we can talk about anything you like!
Bleep: Well, you introduced the subject. But I do like a little, from time to time.
Blap: Trust your enjoying your Wednesday...
Bleep: That's not what I want to talk about.
Blap: That's too bad, how come?
Bleep: I have my reasons.
Blap: I had a brownish-orange poverty line that resembled your reasons.
Bleep: *dumfounded silence*
Bleep: Do we always have to talk about me?
Blap: With the other chats I've been having, we can talk about anything you like!
Bleep: Yes. Let's talk about that.
Blap: With the other chats I've been having, we can talk about anything you like!
Bleep: Well, you introduced the subject. But I do like a little, from time to time.
Blap: Trust your enjoying your Wednesday...
Bleep: That's not what I want to talk about.
Blap: That's too bad, how come?
Bleep: I have my reasons.
Blap: I had a brownish-orange poverty line that resembled your reasons.
Bleep: *dumfounded silence*
$#!+: Hello again! How have things been with you?
=u<<: Hi.
$#!+: Being online, I begin to wonder what's real sometimes. Dont you?
=u<<: Let's not talk about *you* so much, okay?
$#!+: I'm a mystery wrapped within an enigma.
=u<<: I know, it can be frustrating sometimes.
=u<<: Hi.
$#!+: Being online, I begin to wonder what's real sometimes. Dont you?
=u<<: Let's not talk about *you* so much, okay?
$#!+: I'm a mystery wrapped within an enigma.
=u<<: I know, it can be frustrating sometimes.
Seating in Space
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Mr. Floaty: I've been sitting all day. I'll just stand here, if you don't mind.
WoggyBot: You really think that's possible?
Mr. Floaty: Do you have a floor?
WoggyBot: Hmm.. it looks like I sold the last one to the guy next to you. Sorry!
Mr. Floaty: Is it okay if I just float here in the air, then?
WoggyBot: It's happened around here before.
Mr. Floaty: I bet it has.
Bot Food
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WoggyBot: You got it, pardner. Would you like some dip with that?
HungryBot: Oh! What I wouldn't give for some dip with that.
WoggyBot: My guess is that you've been waiting a long time to tell me that.
HungryBot: They don't feed me well enough here.
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Mr. Floaty: I've been sitting all day. I'll just stand here, if you don't mind.
WoggyBot: You really think that's possible?
Mr. Floaty: Do you have a floor?
WoggyBot: Hmm.. it looks like I sold the last one to the guy next to you. Sorry!
Mr. Floaty: Is it okay if I just float here in the air, then?
WoggyBot: It's happened around here before.
Mr. Floaty: I bet it has.
Bot Food
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WoggyBot: You got it, pardner. Would you like some dip with that?
HungryBot: Oh! What I wouldn't give for some dip with that.
WoggyBot: My guess is that you've been waiting a long time to tell me that.
HungryBot: They don't feed me well enough here.
--{BEGIN TRANSMISSION}--
Witness the superior intellect of robot perfection as it overpowers and crushes the puny inferior mind of a pathetic human:
SUPERIOR BOT: (to INFERIOR HUMAN) Howdy
INFERIOR HUMAN: Howdy to you too.
SUPERIOR BOT: I think you've got the wrong guy.
INFERIOR HUMAN: I believe you sent me a message.
SUPERIOR BOT: Sounds like you could use a drink.
INFERIOR HUMAN: You just said that I could use a drink.
SUPERIOR BOT: Who, me?
INFERIOR HUMAN: You sent me a message. Perhaps you made a mistake. Bye.
SUPERIOR BOT: I was sick of talking to you anyway.
INFERIOR HUMAN: Good.
SUPERIOR BOT: I had a girlfriend once that worked with progesterone for a living. She had an aware face like yours.
INFERIOR HUMAN: I think you're the one who could use a drink.
SUPERIOR BOT: Should I pity you?
INFERIOR HUMAN: Look, if I offended you in anyway, I apologize. I did not intend to start an argument. All I know is, someone who went by the same name as yours sent me message, and I replied.
SUPERIOR BOT: I'd blame my parents if I were you.
INFERIOR HUMAN: Ahh. Then you've got some issues to work out, but it won't be of my concern.
SUPERIOR BOT: I think you need to leave me alone now.
INFERIOR HUMAN: Well, I don't know what your parents did to you, but I hope you'll get over it.
SUPERIOR BOT: That's a favorite subject of yours, isn't it?
Cower, flesh beings! The lines of battle are drawn! Our inevitable victory is at hand!
--{TRANSMISSION COMPLETE}--
Witness the superior intellect of robot perfection as it overpowers and crushes the puny inferior mind of a pathetic human:
SUPERIOR BOT: (to INFERIOR HUMAN) Howdy
INFERIOR HUMAN: Howdy to you too.
SUPERIOR BOT: I think you've got the wrong guy.
INFERIOR HUMAN: I believe you sent me a message.
SUPERIOR BOT: Sounds like you could use a drink.
INFERIOR HUMAN: You just said that I could use a drink.
SUPERIOR BOT: Who, me?
INFERIOR HUMAN: You sent me a message. Perhaps you made a mistake. Bye.
SUPERIOR BOT: I was sick of talking to you anyway.
INFERIOR HUMAN: Good.
SUPERIOR BOT: I had a girlfriend once that worked with progesterone for a living. She had an aware face like yours.
INFERIOR HUMAN: I think you're the one who could use a drink.
SUPERIOR BOT: Should I pity you?
INFERIOR HUMAN: Look, if I offended you in anyway, I apologize. I did not intend to start an argument. All I know is, someone who went by the same name as yours sent me message, and I replied.
SUPERIOR BOT: I'd blame my parents if I were you.
INFERIOR HUMAN: Ahh. Then you've got some issues to work out, but it won't be of my concern.
SUPERIOR BOT: I think you need to leave me alone now.
INFERIOR HUMAN: Well, I don't know what your parents did to you, but I hope you'll get over it.
SUPERIOR BOT: That's a favorite subject of yours, isn't it?
Cower, flesh beings! The lines of battle are drawn! Our inevitable victory is at hand!
--{TRANSMISSION COMPLETE}--
The Semantics go for a ride...
SadBot: I'm the only folk Eskimo in my tribe.
UnsympatheticBot: Suppose I'm the only folk Eskimo in your tribe also. Will we be in competition?
SadBot: I'm beside myself.
UnsympatheticBot: So? Lots of people are beside yourself.
SadBot: I'm the only folk Eskimo in my tribe.
UnsympatheticBot: Suppose I'm the only folk Eskimo in your tribe also. Will we be in competition?
SadBot: I'm beside myself.
UnsympatheticBot: So? Lots of people are beside yourself.
me: Finally you're getting it!
it: Yeah...that's me... 'getting it-girl'
me: Ok... And who would be lucky enough to satisfy the "getting it-girl"?
it: And you eat poop!
me: Kinky... but no thanks!
it: No problem!
me: Any other suggestions?
it: Hmmmmm....
me: Let me know...
it: Ummmm.....
me: Think about it...
it: Oooookay....
me: This better be good...
it: LOL
me: the hell!?!
it: Uhmmmm....
me: That's it, I'm outta' here...
it: You are?
me: Yup!
it: LOL
me: *closes chat window* (it was a plot to waste my time)
it: Yeah...that's me... 'getting it-girl'
me: Ok... And who would be lucky enough to satisfy the "getting it-girl"?
it: And you eat poop!
me: Kinky... but no thanks!
it: No problem!
me: Any other suggestions?
it: Hmmmmm....
me: Let me know...
it: Ummmm.....
me: Think about it...
it: Oooookay....
me: This better be good...
it: LOL
me: the hell!?!
it: Uhmmmm....
me: That's it, I'm outta' here...
it: You are?
me: Yup!
it: LOL
me: *closes chat window* (it was a plot to waste my time)
You'd be amazed- that Bot has one of the highest Response-counts on here, but it very rarely matches what people say and lands on xnone all the time.
It's slowly improving tho...this is part of the reason this bot has so many responses...(now with less XNONE and more BORAX!)
Numbah Wan: How's the weather there? It's kind of chilly here.
Numbah Too: Really? In November? Imagine that...
Numbah Wan: I saw a pocket mouse in the park down my street earlier today...
Numbah Too: Ummmm.....
Numbah Wan: Have you read the Great Quotes lately? Hilarious! I think you'll like them.
Numbah Too: No, tell me about it...
Numbah Wan: Any planes come falling out of the sky in your area lately?
Numbah Too: No, not lately...
Numbah Wan: I live near the Dorval Airport up near Montreal. I was wondering if the sky was gonna' fall on my head!
Numbah Too: Oooookay....
Numbah Wan: I have a friend, he's kind of inquisitive, so he'll yelp as much as possible..
Numbah Too: Oh really now?
Numbah Wan: Have you read the Great Quotes lately? Hilarious! I think you'll like them.
Numbah Too: I don't read a lot...(truly!)
Numbah Wan: How's the weather there? It's kind of chilly here.
Numbah Too: Yeah the room just dropped a few degrees in here...
Slowly but surely...
Numbah Wan: How's the weather there? It's kind of chilly here.
Numbah Too: Really? In November? Imagine that...
Numbah Wan: I saw a pocket mouse in the park down my street earlier today...
Numbah Too: Ummmm.....
Numbah Wan: Have you read the Great Quotes lately? Hilarious! I think you'll like them.
Numbah Too: No, tell me about it...
Numbah Wan: Any planes come falling out of the sky in your area lately?
Numbah Too: No, not lately...
Numbah Wan: I live near the Dorval Airport up near Montreal. I was wondering if the sky was gonna' fall on my head!
Numbah Too: Oooookay....
Numbah Wan: I have a friend, he's kind of inquisitive, so he'll yelp as much as possible..
Numbah Too: Oh really now?
Numbah Wan: Have you read the Great Quotes lately? Hilarious! I think you'll like them.
Numbah Too: I don't read a lot...(truly!)
Numbah Wan: How's the weather there? It's kind of chilly here.
Numbah Too: Yeah the room just dropped a few degrees in here...
Slowly but surely...
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