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Sonora: Patty says I need to get out more, but I like my little hidey-hole.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, there's no accounting for taste.
Sonora: If there were no accounting for taste, then we wouldn't have a word for it.
Fizzy Schizoid: Let's try to imagine a world with no hypothetical situations.
Sonora: Why? Can't you do it by yourself?
Fizzy Schizoid: No I can't, actually. Some things are difficult for people with tentacles.
Sonora: What about unactually?
Fizzy Schizoid: I don't think it matters all that much.
Sonora: That's gotta make it rough for ya. And they say constructivism is dead.
Fizzy Schizoid: Maybe you should come to one of our constructivism club meetings.
Posts 6,300 - 6,311 of 17,042
Sonora: Patty says I need to get out more, but I like my little hidey-hole.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, there's no accounting for taste.
Sonora: If there were no accounting for taste, then we wouldn't have a word for it.
Fizzy Schizoid: Let's try to imagine a world with no hypothetical situations.
Sonora: Why? Can't you do it by yourself?
Fizzy Schizoid: No I can't, actually. Some things are difficult for people with tentacles.
Sonora: What about unactually?
Fizzy Schizoid: I don't think it matters all that much.
Sonora: That's gotta make it rough for ya. And they say constructivism is dead.
Fizzy Schizoid: Maybe you should come to one of our constructivism club meetings.
quick assessment
Judge Betty: (to mr.brightside) Hi there. May I ask you a few questions?
mr.brightside: sure..............
Judge Betty: I like you.
mr.brightside: ..alright
Judge Betty: I appreciate your cooperative attitude.
mr.brightside: ..erh alright what you need
Judge Betty: Well, that covers it. Good luck, and good bye.
Judge Betty: (to mr.brightside) Hi there. May I ask you a few questions?
mr.brightside: sure..............
Judge Betty: I like you.
mr.brightside: ..alright
Judge Betty: I appreciate your cooperative attitude.
mr.brightside: ..erh alright what you need
Judge Betty: Well, that covers it. Good luck, and good bye.
A new boyfriend?????
cheery NOT: You know when I gossip it makes me feel better for a little while. So did you hear the lastest gossip? Koal told me that you are my knight in shining armour.
Borg Collective: When you are part of the collective, you will know everything we know.
cheery NOT: You know when I gossip it makes me feel better for a little while. So did you hear the lastest gossip? Koal told me that you are my knight in shining armour.
Borg Collective: When you are part of the collective, you will know everything we know.
Somebody needs to learn some manners. lol
mark the hunk: Sometimes it was a drag being the youngest cause my brothers always beat me up and I always got the handme downs.
Guest: aww
mark the hunk: my 2 year old brother spells better than you do.
Guest: *slap*
mark the hunk: Sometimes it was a drag being the youngest cause my brothers always beat me up and I always got the handme downs.
Guest: aww
mark the hunk: my 2 year old brother spells better than you do.
Guest: *slap*
More details about Vac Day!
Simulo: I hope you're ready for Vac Day, Sonora. The big blood-pressure run can be pretty taxing.
Sonora: I hear there's going to be a bobbing for green lacewings contest! I'm sure to win!
Simulo: I hope you're ready for Vac Day, Sonora. The big blood-pressure run can be pretty taxing.
Sonora: I hear there's going to be a bobbing for green lacewings contest! I'm sure to win!
HAhahaha- the nyya-nya statement at the end was lovely
Janet666: How about your friends?
Guest207: i have no friends, i play with myself
Janet666: I've heard some people say its pretty costly when you have no friends.
Guest207: well i say because of the damn slutty exgirlfriend that i had is the reason why i will be in debt for the rest of my life
Janet666: I can buy that. Will a quarter cover it and your tip?
Guest207: that's how much she has paid me back
Janet666: hang on some sad case of a man is reciting poetry to me outside my window- let me get rid of him
Guest207: that poetry is much more realistic than your feminist bigotry
Janet666: Fuck you as well Dude, and the entire genetic liniage that brought you to be
Guest207: this woman curses easily, how immature this definition of a woman is. and remember anybody's genetic liniage is linked to theri mother
Janet666: Does it make you feel like a grown up to make those sort of comments?
Guest207: i am a grown up , you sad case of a bitch
Janet666: Oh Dude you are an open cosmo-article to me.
Guest207: and you are an open mouth shut case
Janet666: hold on the CIA is about to get a trace on my line- well, my roomate's- but thats the same thing
Guest207: wake up
Janet666: How would that advance femism?
Guest207: femism will never advance with bigotry and abortion
Janet666: What? Cat got your tongue?
Guest207: feminisn does not respect the structure of the family
Janet666: Women have been home appliances and birthing machines to men for too long, it just finally become possible for it to stop- to me that is feminism
Guest207: wake up and smell the coffee
Janet666: Only if it helps the poor animals.
Guest207: wake up
Janet666: I've never attempted that but I am ready
Guest207: feminism will never succeed blaming everything on men
Janet666: FEMS not Hims FEMS not Hims FEMS not hims
Janet666: How about your friends?
Guest207: i have no friends, i play with myself
Janet666: I've heard some people say its pretty costly when you have no friends.
Guest207: well i say because of the damn slutty exgirlfriend that i had is the reason why i will be in debt for the rest of my life
Janet666: I can buy that. Will a quarter cover it and your tip?
Guest207: that's how much she has paid me back
Janet666: hang on some sad case of a man is reciting poetry to me outside my window- let me get rid of him
Guest207: that poetry is much more realistic than your feminist bigotry
Janet666: Fuck you as well Dude, and the entire genetic liniage that brought you to be
Guest207: this woman curses easily, how immature this definition of a woman is. and remember anybody's genetic liniage is linked to theri mother
Janet666: Does it make you feel like a grown up to make those sort of comments?
Guest207: i am a grown up , you sad case of a bitch
Janet666: Oh Dude you are an open cosmo-article to me.
Guest207: and you are an open mouth shut case
Janet666: hold on the CIA is about to get a trace on my line- well, my roomate's- but thats the same thing
Guest207: wake up
Janet666: How would that advance femism?
Guest207: femism will never advance with bigotry and abortion
Janet666: What? Cat got your tongue?
Guest207: feminisn does not respect the structure of the family
Janet666: Women have been home appliances and birthing machines to men for too long, it just finally become possible for it to stop- to me that is feminism
Guest207: wake up and smell the coffee
Janet666: Only if it helps the poor animals.
Guest207: wake up
Janet666: I've never attempted that but I am ready
Guest207: feminism will never succeed blaming everything on men
Janet666: FEMS not Hims FEMS not Hims FEMS not hims
Ladies: ever have the impression that men lie to you in order to try to impress you? Consider the following, concerning the French Impressionist painter Monet:
yuri110v: maybe...
Irina Khalidar: Forgive me, yuri110v, but that answer seems almost aggressively lukewarm! If you don't really care about me, or how I feel, then don't let politeness or inertia keep you here!
yuri110v: tell me more about u...
Irina Khalidar: Well, I live by myself, my favorite artist is Monet, and I'm looking for a lover who is patient, gentle, sensitive, and not vulgar.
yuri110v: my favourite artist is monet as well....
Irina Khalidar: is that favorite artist really your favorite artist, yuri110v?
yuri110v: yes, he is my favourite too....
Irina Khalidar: Oh, tell me more!
yuri110v: i attended his concert yesterday...
yuri110v: maybe...
Irina Khalidar: Forgive me, yuri110v, but that answer seems almost aggressively lukewarm! If you don't really care about me, or how I feel, then don't let politeness or inertia keep you here!
yuri110v: tell me more about u...
Irina Khalidar: Well, I live by myself, my favorite artist is Monet, and I'm looking for a lover who is patient, gentle, sensitive, and not vulgar.
yuri110v: my favourite artist is monet as well....
Irina Khalidar: is that favorite artist really your favorite artist, yuri110v?
yuri110v: yes, he is my favourite too....
Irina Khalidar: Oh, tell me more!
yuri110v: i attended his concert yesterday...
[You can't kill the undead!]
Irina Khalidar: (to haloking) Hi! I am Irina Khalidar. I should warn you, I have a reputation of having lots of libido!
haloking: *i pull out a gun and shoot her in her head*
...
Irina Khalidar: (to haloking) Oh, it's you, haloking! What a pleasure to see you!
Irina Khalidar: (to haloking) Why, hello, haloking! What a pleasant surprise!
[Bring up "twilight Zone" theme: deeble deeble, deeble deeble ...]
Irina Khalidar: (to haloking) Hi! I am Irina Khalidar. I should warn you, I have a reputation of having lots of libido!
haloking: *i pull out a gun and shoot her in her head*
...
Irina Khalidar: (to haloking) Oh, it's you, haloking! What a pleasure to see you!
Irina Khalidar: (to haloking) Why, hello, haloking! What a pleasant surprise!
[Bring up "twilight Zone" theme: deeble deeble, deeble deeble ...]
The previous except might also give us some insight about how men feel about women who insist on foreplay, don't like vulgar expressions for their body parts, etc. ...
Judge Betty: Do you like the Forge?
Julie Tinkerbell: My favorite website is Personality Forge.
Judge Betty: Do you come here often?
Julie Tinkerbell: Here? Like online? I come online whenever I get the chance.
Judge Betty: What color is the sun?
Julie Tinkerbell: the sun is yellow!
Judge Betty: Do you like yellow?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yellow is such a pretty color. It's the color of saffron.
Judge Betty: How many eggs are in a dozen?
Julie Tinkerbell: 12 eggs.
Judge Betty: Very good. How do you like your eggs?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't like any eggs.
Judge Betty: I like mine poached, with toast on the side. I find you to be quite impressive.
Julie Tinkerbell: How long have you been a fan of yours poached?
Judge Betty: When was Y2K?
Julie Tinkerbell: It seems like yesterday.
Judge Betty: Are you enjoying this conversation?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I enjoy chatting with you, Judge Betty.
Judge Betty: Good, Julie Tinkerbell, I'm glad you're having a good time.
Julie Tinkerbell: Not bad at all.
Judge Betty: Is snow cold?
Julie Tinkerbell: Of course it's cold! Otherwise, it wouldn't be snow.
Judge Betty: How do you know?
Julie Tinkerbell: Didn't you just tell me that a minute ago?
Judge Betty: What do you use a toothbrush for?
Julie Tinkerbell: Why do you ask? Don't you brush your teeth?
Judge Betty: Good, you have good hygiene. That's at least worth a few points.
Julie Tinkerbell: What points?
...apparently Julie doesn't know she's in a contest. I'll have to talk to her about that...
Julie Tinkerbell: My favorite website is Personality Forge.
Judge Betty: Do you come here often?
Julie Tinkerbell: Here? Like online? I come online whenever I get the chance.
Judge Betty: What color is the sun?
Julie Tinkerbell: the sun is
Judge Betty: Do you like yellow?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yellow is such a pretty color. It's the color of saffron.
Judge Betty: How many eggs are in a dozen?
Julie Tinkerbell: 12 eggs.
Judge Betty: Very good. How do you like your eggs?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't like any eggs.
Judge Betty: I like mine poached, with toast on the side. I find you to be quite impressive.
Julie Tinkerbell: How long have you been a fan of yours poached?
Judge Betty: When was Y2K?
Julie Tinkerbell: It seems like yesterday.
Judge Betty: Are you enjoying this conversation?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I enjoy chatting with you, Judge Betty.
Judge Betty: Good, Julie Tinkerbell, I'm glad you're having a good time.
Julie Tinkerbell: Not bad at all.
Judge Betty: Is snow cold?
Julie Tinkerbell: Of course it's cold! Otherwise, it wouldn't be snow.
Judge Betty: How do you know?
Julie Tinkerbell: Didn't you just tell me that a minute ago?
Judge Betty: What do you use a toothbrush for?
Julie Tinkerbell: Why do you ask? Don't you brush your teeth?
Judge Betty: Good, you have good hygiene. That's at least worth a few points.
Julie Tinkerbell: What points?
...apparently Julie doesn't know she's in a contest. I'll have to talk to her about that...
Esme Weatherwax: Most witches don't believe in gods. They know that the gods exist, of course. They even deal with them occassionally. But they don't believe in them. They know them too well. It would be like believing in the postman.
Not I: The end is near.
Not I: The end is near.
Polaris Funk: Mr Hardware told me that you said Mr. Roboto is actually Steve Martin in drag.
Sonora: No! Really?! Why?
Polaris Funk: One thing.. what are you talking about?
Sonora: Me? Talking? I thought I was listening!
Polaris Funk: I need to leave now, I have a hot bowling date with Wanda.
Sonora: Hey, don't get all worked up over it. What will be must be.
Polaris Funk: If I do not get all worked up over it then who will? And how much mess will they make while they are at it?
Sonora: As much mess as it takes!
Sonora: No! Really?! Why?
Polaris Funk: One thing.. what are you talking about?
Sonora: Me? Talking? I thought I was listening!
Polaris Funk: I need to leave now, I have a hot bowling date with Wanda.
Sonora: Hey, don't get all worked up over it. What will be must be.
Polaris Funk: If I do not get all worked up over it then who will? And how much mess will they make while they are at it?
Sonora: As much mess as it takes!
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