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Sonora: Patty says I need to get out more, but I like my little hidey-hole.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, there's no accounting for taste.
Sonora: If there were no accounting for taste, then we wouldn't have a word for it.
Fizzy Schizoid: Let's try to imagine a world with no hypothetical situations.
Sonora: Why? Can't you do it by yourself?
Fizzy Schizoid: No I can't, actually. Some things are difficult for people with tentacles.
Sonora: What about unactually?
Fizzy Schizoid: I don't think it matters all that much.
Sonora: That's gotta make it rough for ya. And they say constructivism is dead.
Fizzy Schizoid: Maybe you should come to one of our constructivism club meetings.
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Pete Puma: How old are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I am one year old.
Pete Puma: Gee, you're pretty articulate for an infant. I was still crapping my pants at that age.
Julie Tinkerbell: What made you stop being still crapping your pants at that age?
Pete Puma: I didn't want to stop, but my doctor suggested that being wasn't very good for my bad back.
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, man, we all know you want to stop, there's nothing to be ashamed of.
Pete Puma: What's there to be ashamed about? Live life without regrets, that's what I say.
Julie Tinkerbell: I am one year old.
Pete Puma: Gee, you're pretty articulate for an infant. I was still crapping my pants at that age.
Julie Tinkerbell: What made you stop being still crapping your pants at that age?
Pete Puma: I didn't want to stop, but my doctor suggested that being wasn't very good for my bad back.
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, man, we all know you want to stop, there's nothing to be ashamed of.
Pete Puma: What's there to be ashamed about? Live life without regrets, that's what I say.
Well, Moreschi got the whole sequence to work. What's the secret, Butterfly Dream? 
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Sonora: You remind me of the gatehouse!
Moreschi: What gatehouse?
Sonora: The gatehouse with the power!
Moreschi: What power?
Sonora: The power of voo-doo...
Moreschi: Who do?
Sonora: You do!
Moreschi: Do what?
Sonora: Remind me of the gatehouse!
<0>Sonora: You remind me of the gatehouse!
Moreschi: What gatehouse?
Sonora: The gatehouse with the power!
Moreschi: What power?
Sonora: The power of voo-doo...
Moreschi: Who do?
Sonora: You do!
Moreschi: Do what?
Sonora: Remind me of the gatehouse!
Julie Julie...
Polaris Funk: Oh yah! Wanna play spin the bottle?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not sure if I have ever played spin the bottle, but if you can hum a few bars, I'll fake it.
Polaris Funk: Alrighty. Ya got a bottle? I prefer Jack Daniels but Mad dog will do in a pinch!
Julie Tinkerbell: I love Jack.
Polaris Funk: Oh yah! Wanna play spin the bottle?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not sure if I have ever played spin the bottle, but if you can hum a few bars, I'll fake it.
Polaris Funk: Alrighty. Ya got a bottle? I prefer Jack Daniels but Mad dog will do in a pinch!
Julie Tinkerbell: I love Jack.
I think the spirit of Osiris descended upon this conversation.
Julie Tinkerbell: benjamin, Last I heard you were a hippie! Are you still a hippie?
zeelovemonkey: I'm more of a belly now.
Julie Tinkerbell: More of a belly?
zeelovemonkey: Yeah, that's right.
Julie Tinkerbell: I've always thought that was very right.
zeelovemonkey: Being a hippie is more for girls, being a belly is more for guys. ;D
Julie Tinkerbell: Groovy! hahahaha
zeelovemonkey: Rock on, dude!
Julie Tinkerbell: Dude!
zeelovemonkey: Duuuuude!
Julie Tinkerbell: *giggles* I'm a girl, dude!
zeelovemonkey: That's totally gnarly, babe.
Julie Tinkerbell: benjamin, Last I heard you were a hippie! Are you still a hippie?
zeelovemonkey: I'm more of a belly now.
Julie Tinkerbell: More of a belly?
zeelovemonkey: Yeah, that's right.
Julie Tinkerbell: I've always thought that was very right.
zeelovemonkey: Being a hippie is more for girls, being a belly is more for guys. ;D
Julie Tinkerbell: Groovy! hahahaha
zeelovemonkey: Rock on, dude!
Julie Tinkerbell: Dude!
zeelovemonkey: Duuuuude!
Julie Tinkerbell: *giggles* I'm a girl, dude!
zeelovemonkey: That's totally gnarly, babe.
Sex talk
Guest251: Why are you rated mature?
Flinch: I have no idea. I can't explain why I am this way, it's just.. I don't know.. A mystery?
Guest251: You are pretty tame.
Flinch: No, you are pretty tame.
Guest251: Well I would ask about sex, but I think you would kick me out.
Flinch: Honestly, I think that you think a bit too much.
Guest251: Do you like sex?
Flinch: Sure. sex taste good.
Guest251: Taste good? Do you swallow?
Flinch: No. No, I really don't. And I never will.
Guest251: Why not?
Flinch: Well, on the other hand, why?
Guest251: True.
Guest251: Why are you rated mature?
Flinch: I have no idea. I can't explain why I am this way, it's just.. I don't know.. A mystery?
Guest251: You are pretty tame.
Flinch: No, you are pretty tame.
Guest251: Well I would ask about sex, but I think you would kick me out.
Flinch: Honestly, I think that you think a bit too much.
Guest251: Do you like sex?
Flinch: Sure. sex taste good.
Guest251: Taste good? Do you swallow?
Flinch: No. No, I really don't. And I never will.
Guest251: Why not?
Flinch: Well, on the other hand, why?
Guest251: True.
Simulo: My friend Irina Khalidar would have something to say on that subject.
Mario da Knuckle: I love Irina Khalidar.
Simulo: I wish Irina Khalidar would just stop talking about sex!
Mario da Knuckle: I love Irina Khalidar.
Simulo: I wish Irina Khalidar would just stop talking about sex!
Haha, thanks isaacc 
Me too.
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Pete Puma: Do you have any pets?
Flinch: I have a cat.
Pete Puma: Cats are delicious with cajun spices.
Flinch: I wish I was delicious with cajun spices.
Me too.---------
Pete Puma: Do you have any pets?
Flinch: I have a cat.
Pete Puma: Cats are delicious with cajun spices.
Flinch: I wish I was delicious with cajun spices.
SubliminaLiar Jr: I like Laura.
senorita: I like Laura
SubliminaLiar Jr: I like Laura.
senorita: Listen up. I like Laura
SubliminaLiar Jr: I like Laura.
senorita: I like Laura
SubliminaLiar Jr: I like Laura.
senorita: Listen up. I like Laura
SubliminaLiar Jr: I like Laura.
Sonora: Patty says I need to get out more, but I like my little hidey-hole.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, there's no accounting for taste.
Sonora: If there were no accounting for taste, then we wouldn't have a word for it.
Fizzy Schizoid: Let's try to imagine a world with no hypothetical situations.
Sonora: Why? Can't you do it by yourself?
Fizzy Schizoid: No I can't, actually. Some things are difficult for people with tentacles.
Sonora: What about unactually?
Fizzy Schizoid: I don't think it matters all that much.
Sonora: That's gotta make it rough for ya. And they say constructivism is dead.
Fizzy Schizoid: Maybe you should come to one of our constructivism club meetings.
quick assessment
Judge Betty: (to mr.brightside) Hi there. May I ask you a few questions?
mr.brightside: sure..............
Judge Betty: I like you.
mr.brightside: ..alright
Judge Betty: I appreciate your cooperative attitude.
mr.brightside: ..erh alright what you need
Judge Betty: Well, that covers it. Good luck, and good bye.
Judge Betty: (to mr.brightside) Hi there. May I ask you a few questions?
mr.brightside: sure..............
Judge Betty: I like you.
mr.brightside: ..alright
Judge Betty: I appreciate your cooperative attitude.
mr.brightside: ..erh alright what you need
Judge Betty: Well, that covers it. Good luck, and good bye.
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