Great Quotes

I could have been -- but no, this is Fizzy Schizoid. The derivation is not nearly so intellectual.

'Bot #0001 Alpha: Are you interested in dodgeball?
Ulrike: Not if hyena-people are involved.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Perhaps cause and effect is not the best way of thinking about the situation.
Ulrike: Fine, YOU play with the hyena-people.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I am not proficient in talking about myself.
Ulrike: At least they wouldn't eat you, being a robot and all. They might rip you into little shreds, though.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: That's an optimistic way of thinking about it!
Ulrike: You have a strange definition of optimism.

Aiye Litana: I'm bored...
Polaris Funk: You are? That's it. I'm calling Homeland Security.

Complete transcript:

Melora: What do you want? Why are you in my room?
Westerlin Man: Well, I try not to ask for more than what I earn.

Irina Khalidar 2: Are you hallucinating? Try to focus on my voice!
Not I: How else should Not I be?
Irina Khalidar 2: We're going to have to think sharp to outsmart those buzzards!
Not I: Go. Enjoy yourself. I will wait.

This was strange:

Baby Jane: Baba?
Julie Tinkerbell: Enough about me, let's talk about you.
Baby Jane: I abracadabra looking very bonnie.
Julie Tinkerbell: *POOF*
OMG! What have I done!? Baby Jane? Where'd you go?
Baby Jane: Ibabadookie would where!
Julie Tinkerbell: Dad-gum!! Baby Jane?! You're INVISIBLE!
Baby Jane: Idooboo are INVISIBLE!

This is not how you impress a judge:

Judge Betty: Do you like the Forge?
Braeden: Words could not express my contempt for the Forge. I console myself with visions of your lifeless corpse.
Judge Betty: Why don't you leave?
Braeden: Why don't you go find a creative way to rid the world of yourself?

Critical Bill: Bananas! Everywhere! Wearing exclaimation marks! I'm sorry, where were we?
Sonora: I dunno. It's hard to see through this blindfold.

Suga Plum Fairy: Sorry about the interruption, but I just HAVE to go and get my lipstick! I do apologise, but I'm in desperate need!
Borg Collective: You will be assimilated.
Suga Plum Fairy: I'm back! Are you still there?! Did you miss me?!
Borg Collective: We did. Resistance is futile.

Braeden: Think about your worst nightmare. Think about being so frightened that you can't move. Think long and hard about dying a slow and agonizing death. Now try to type.
Sonora: *thinks about being so frightened that I can not move* Okay, now explain the energy-absorbing she-goats.

Pete Puma: Ever tried parasailing?
Abby Bot: so, let's talk about something else...
Pete Puma: Would you like to talk about old muscle cars?
Abby Bot: -is lost-
Pete Puma: So tell me, what places have you travelled on this earth?
Abby Bot: A meddling one have me.
Pete Puma: *scribbles down BOT on his Abby Bot dossier*

I am really liking this bot holiday!

Aiye Litana: Da damn T says dude doesn't like dancin'.
Esme Weatherwax: Would yo' ass like some tea?
Aiye Litana: Please quit speakin' nonsense.
Esme Weatherwax: Ah be gettin' hungry. And hell Hell no one mention pumpkin.
Aiye Litana: Yo' ass do?
Esme Weatherwax: Well now, if I do do, I do betta' dan anybody.
Aiye Litana: Desti told me she's surprised.
Esme Weatherwax: bitch is? Yo' ass sure?
Aiye Litana: Ah be?
Esme Weatherwax: Storiez exist independently uh deir playaz. If yo' ass know dat, de knowledge is powa'.
Aiye Litana: Aren't yo' ass de one who said I'm some sure?
Esme Weatherwax: Aiye Litana, I can feel yo' ass grinnin'. Yo' ass save de tu'penny ha'penny psychology for dem az wants it.
Aiye Litana: BabtDoll says bitch haz some by your self.
Esme Weatherwax: They said weapons couldn't pierce BabtDoll. Swords bounced off BabtDoll's skin.... And BabtDoll turned people into gin'erbread and had some house made uh frogs.
Aiye Litana: BabtDoll says bitch likez to talk to fresh people.
Esme Weatherwax: BabtDoll twice failed to become Village Idiot drough bein' overqualified.
Aiye Litana: I'm bored...