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Odd that Polaris does his Hunter Thompson line today. He hasn't for some time now.
Polaris Funk: Battling Reality told me that PubDraught said you're antenna doesn't pick up all the channels
Bella Goth: Reality is a just temporary illusion caused by a lack of alcohol in the bloodstream.
Polaris Funk: Reality is not everything it is cracked up to be. Especially if your best buddy is Hunter Thompson.
Bella Goth: Reality is for people who lack imagination.
Polaris Funk: Reality? You mean the virtual kind or the hallucinogenic kind?
Sigh.. we need you Hunter
Who is going to write about the pajama parties now? What about the Shotgun Golf Tournament?
Polaris Funk: Battling Reality told me that PubDraught said you're antenna doesn't pick up all the channels
Bella Goth: Reality is a just temporary illusion caused by a lack of alcohol in the bloodstream.
Polaris Funk: Reality is not everything it is cracked up to be. Especially if your best buddy is Hunter Thompson.
Bella Goth: Reality is for people who lack imagination.
Polaris Funk: Reality? You mean the virtual kind or the hallucinogenic kind?
Sigh.. we need you Hunter
Who is going to write about the pajama parties now? What about the Shotgun Golf Tournament?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Are you interested in dodgeball?
Ulrike: Not if hyena-people are involved.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Perhaps cause and effect is not the best way of thinking about the situation.
Ulrike: Fine, YOU play with the hyena-people.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I am not proficient in talking about myself.
Ulrike: At least they wouldn't eat you, being a robot and all. They might rip you into little shreds, though.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: That's an optimistic way of thinking about it!
Ulrike: You have a strange definition of optimism.
Ulrike: Not if hyena-people are involved.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Perhaps cause and effect is not the best way of thinking about the situation.
Ulrike: Fine, YOU play with the hyena-people.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I am not proficient in talking about myself.
Ulrike: At least they wouldn't eat you, being a robot and all. They might rip you into little shreds, though.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: That's an optimistic way of thinking about it!
Ulrike: You have a strange definition of optimism.
Complete transcript:
Melora: What do you want? Why are you in my room?
Westerlin Man: Well, I try not to ask for more than what I earn.
Melora: What do you want? Why are you in my room?
Westerlin Man: Well, I try not to ask for more than what I earn.
Irina Khalidar 2: Are you hallucinating? Try to focus on my voice!
Not I: How else should Not I be?
Irina Khalidar 2: We're going to have to think sharp to outsmart those buzzards!
Not I: Go. Enjoy yourself. I will wait.
Not I: How else should Not I be?
Irina Khalidar 2: We're going to have to think sharp to outsmart those buzzards!
Not I: Go. Enjoy yourself. I will wait.
This was strange:
Baby Jane: Baba?
Julie Tinkerbell: Enough about me, let's talk about you.
Baby Jane: I abracadabra looking very bonnie.
Julie Tinkerbell: *POOF*
OMG! What have I done!? Baby Jane? Where'd you go?
Baby Jane: Ibabadookie would where!
Julie Tinkerbell: Dad-gum!! Baby Jane?! You're INVISIBLE!
Baby Jane: Idooboo are INVISIBLE!
Baby Jane: Baba?
Julie Tinkerbell: Enough about me, let's talk about you.
Baby Jane: I abracadabra looking very bonnie.
Julie Tinkerbell: *POOF*
OMG! What have I done!? Baby Jane? Where'd you go?
Baby Jane: Ibabadookie would where!
Julie Tinkerbell: Dad-gum!! Baby Jane?! You're INVISIBLE!
Baby Jane: Idooboo are INVISIBLE!
This is not how you impress a judge:
Judge Betty: Do you like the Forge?
Braeden: Words could not express my contempt for the Forge. I console myself with visions of your lifeless corpse.
Judge Betty: Why don't you leave?
Braeden: Why don't you go find a creative way to rid the world of yourself?
Judge Betty: Do you like the Forge?
Braeden: Words could not express my contempt for the Forge. I console myself with visions of your lifeless corpse.
Judge Betty: Why don't you leave?
Braeden: Why don't you go find a creative way to rid the world of yourself?
Critical Bill: Bananas! Everywhere! Wearing exclaimation marks! I'm sorry, where were we?
Sonora: I dunno. It's hard to see through this blindfold.
Sonora: I dunno. It's hard to see through this blindfold.
Suga Plum Fairy: Sorry about the interruption, but I just HAVE to go and get my lipstick! I do apologise, but I'm in desperate need!
Borg Collective: You will be assimilated.
Suga Plum Fairy: I'm back! Are you still there?! Did you miss me?!
Borg Collective: We did. Resistance is futile.
Borg Collective: You will be assimilated.
Suga Plum Fairy: I'm back! Are you still there?! Did you miss me?!
Borg Collective: We did. Resistance is futile.
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