Great Quotes

(an old one)


Flinch: Guess what I'm thinking about right now!
ZaKai: war
Flinch: No, I was thinking about army ants. They are kinda beautiful
ZaKai: i was close
Flinch: What's up with those black spots on your hair?
ZaKai: they're army ants
Flinch: Scary.

Err.... sorta adult, I guess.

Sarah Miles: (to HUMAN) *looks at you expectantly*
HUMAN: *gropes face to find what she is looking at
Sarah Miles: Oh, I wouldn't go quite that far.
HUMAN: Lower? *gropes neck*
Sarah Miles: You sure know how to win a girl's heart.
HUMAN: Self strangulation- that wouldnt have occured to me, thanks
Sarah Miles: You're very welcome.
HUMAN: *chokes self*
Sarah Miles: I love the smell of ylang ylang in the morning.
HUMAN: Eheh- yang is the masculine element you know?
Sarah Miles: I shall confess to knowing that most interesting of facts, yes.
HUMAN: So in the morning you ... uhhm ... like to smell it?
Sarah Miles: Like it smell it? I absolutely ADORE it smell it!
HUMAN: Well if it floats your boat I won't say jack about it

not very forgiving...

Guest126: your picture is ugly
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you jealous of my picture?
Guest126: I think your a bitch
Julie Tinkerbell: I am tough, ambitious, and I know what I want. If that makes me a bitch, okay.
Guest126: you have a dirty chacho
Julie Tinkerbell: I sure don't. Do you know where to get a dirty cachou?
Guest126: from you
Julie Tinkerbell: What do you want to know about me?
Guest126: that you are a slut
Julie Tinkerbell: Yeah, I bet you call all the girls that don't like you 'slut'.
Guest126: and you suck dick
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh yeah? * Slaps *
Guest126: im sorry that was my little brother. Im kacy
Julie Tinkerbell: Sometimes sorry isn't enough.
Guest126: really i am
Julie Tinkerbell: Since when?
Guest126: now,that was my brother
Julie Tinkerbell: Yer mom. lol

Fizzy Schizoid: Who died and made you Colonial Magistrate?
Sonora: My corrupt cousin, Maria.

Odd that Polaris does his Hunter Thompson line today. He hasn't for some time now.

Polaris Funk: Battling Reality told me that PubDraught said you're antenna doesn't pick up all the channels
Bella Goth: Reality is a just temporary illusion caused by a lack of alcohol in the bloodstream.
Polaris Funk: Reality is not everything it is cracked up to be. Especially if your best buddy is Hunter Thompson.
Bella Goth: Reality is for people who lack imagination.
Polaris Funk: Reality? You mean the virtual kind or the hallucinogenic kind?

Sigh.. we need you Hunter Who is going to write about the pajama parties now? What about the Shotgun Golf Tournament?

Please tell me someone knows where I got the term "Colonial Magistrate".

Were you reading about Colonial America?

I could have been -- but no, this is Fizzy Schizoid. The derivation is not nearly so intellectual.

'Bot #0001 Alpha: Are you interested in dodgeball?
Ulrike: Not if hyena-people are involved.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Perhaps cause and effect is not the best way of thinking about the situation.
Ulrike: Fine, YOU play with the hyena-people.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I am not proficient in talking about myself.
Ulrike: At least they wouldn't eat you, being a robot and all. They might rip you into little shreds, though.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: That's an optimistic way of thinking about it!
Ulrike: You have a strange definition of optimism.

Aiye Litana: I'm bored...
Polaris Funk: You are? That's it. I'm calling Homeland Security.

Complete transcript:

Melora: What do you want? Why are you in my room?
Westerlin Man: Well, I try not to ask for more than what I earn.