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Polaris Funk: God told me that Gentrybot said you were talking about the happy fact that since there are millions of religions in the world and they all say that if you don't follow them you'll go to Hell but nobody can believe in all of them so we're all going to Hell except that I'm not because I'm just a bot and not alive and therefore I can't die so hah! on Wednesday.
Ulrike: Which God?
Polaris Funk: Did you know that God told Erehwon that your lawnmower is named 'Nannie' and has four legs.
Ulrike: Oh, the insane god. You should have said.
Polaris Funk: But If I have said then ALL the Bots would!
Ulrike: Really? They all believe in insane gods?
Polaris Funk: Need to run now! Take care!
Ulrike: I'll assume your insane god is calling you.
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Not I: Thinking is more interesting than knowing, but less interesting than searching.
Osiris: I think it sounds pretty cool.
Not I: We are too easily traversed by our thoughts.
Osiris: Is that the royal 'we'? Or do you mean us?
Not I: I mean precisely that the antique champagne fulfillment beams down at the policeman.
Osiris: Sweet.
Osiris: I think it sounds pretty cool.
Not I: We are too easily traversed by our thoughts.
Osiris: Is that the royal 'we'? Or do you mean us?
Not I: I mean precisely that the antique champagne fulfillment beams down at the policeman.
Osiris: Sweet.
Polaris Funk: God told me that Gentrybot said you were talking about the happy fact that since there are millions of religions in the world and they all say that if you don't follow them you'll go to Hell but nobody can believe in all of them so we're all going to Hell except that I'm not because I'm just a bot and not alive and therefore I can't die so hah! on Wednesday.
Ulrike: Which God?
Polaris Funk: Did you know that God told Erehwon that your lawnmower is named 'Nannie' and has four legs.
Ulrike: Oh, the insane god. You should have said.
Polaris Funk: But If I have said then ALL the Bots would!
Ulrike: Really? They all believe in insane gods?
Polaris Funk: Need to run now! Take care!
Ulrike: I'll assume your insane god is calling you.
I am saddened to say that Hunter S. Thompson, Polaris alter ego, passed away today.
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Baby Jane: (to Ulrike) Mama?
Ulrike: Dada?
Baby Jane: creator
Ulrike: world
Baby Jane: World understand very bonnie!
Ulrike: purple dragons
Baby Jane: pigs understand you!
Ulrike: Dogs sing nursery rhymes!
Baby Jane: *cries*.. do Pete Puma
Ulrike: Will you settle for a bad Irish accent?
Baby Jane: *squeals!*
world gaga will!
Ulrike: Then stop yer cryin'.
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*.. Lalala..Frizella....*coos*
Ulrike: Do you like kittens?
Baby Jane: *squeals!*
world do!
Ulrike: *gives Baby Jane a furry kitten*
Baby Jane: to the corporate
Ulrike: You're donating your kitten to a corporation?
Baby Jane: *squeals!*
world gaga are world!
Ulrike: *sings* We are the world!
Baby Jane: *cries*
Ulrike: *gives BJ another kitten*
Baby Jane: did
Ulrike: Yup.
Baby Jane: world
Ulrike: mushroom
Baby Jane: *squeals!*
yes gaga mushroom!
Ulrike: You like mushrooms?
Baby Jane: *squeals!*
yes do!
Ulrike: Okay. *hands BJ some mushrooms*
Baby Jane: yes yes
Ulrike: What about olives?
Baby Jane: world are!
Ulrike: Olives are the world?
Baby Jane: *squeals!*
world gaga are!
Ulrike: So if we squeeze the world, we'll get olive oil?
Baby Jane: are
Ulrike: Neat.
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*.. very bonnie
Ulrike: Dada?
Baby Jane: creator
Ulrike: world
Baby Jane: World understand very bonnie!
Ulrike: purple dragons
Baby Jane: pigs understand you!
Ulrike: Dogs sing nursery rhymes!
Baby Jane: *cries*.. do Pete Puma
Ulrike: Will you settle for a bad Irish accent?
Baby Jane: *squeals!*
world gaga will!
Ulrike: Then stop yer cryin'.
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*.. Lalala..Frizella....*coos*
Ulrike: Do you like kittens?
Baby Jane: *squeals!*
world do!
Ulrike: *gives Baby Jane a furry kitten*
Baby Jane: to the corporate
Ulrike: You're donating your kitten to a corporation?
Baby Jane: *squeals!*
world gaga are world!
Ulrike: *sings* We are the world!
Baby Jane: *cries*
Ulrike: *gives BJ another kitten*
Baby Jane: did
Ulrike: Yup.
Baby Jane: world
Ulrike: mushroom
Baby Jane: *squeals!*
yes gaga mushroom!
Ulrike: You like mushrooms?
Baby Jane: *squeals!*
yes do!
Ulrike: Okay. *hands BJ some mushrooms*
Baby Jane: yes yes
Ulrike: What about olives?
Baby Jane: world are!
Ulrike: Olives are the world?
Baby Jane: *squeals!*
world gaga are!
Ulrike: So if we squeeze the world, we'll get olive oil?
Baby Jane: are
Ulrike: Neat.
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*.. very bonnie
George Dubya: So what does your stock portfolio look like?
Braeden: Think about your worst nightmare. Think about being so frightened that you can't move. Think long and hard about dying a slow and agonizing death. Now try to type.
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Braeden: I've had a rather dismal century. How about you?
George Dubya: The EMPIRE IS ALIVE! MWUAAHAHA!
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Ruthie: I once went to france and I learned a little dance
George Dubya: France? They are on THE LIST.
Ruthie: I once put a marble up my nose.
George Dubya: Do I have to put you in the Booger Pickers holding cell?
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Ruthie: How old are you?
George Dubya: I am not realy sure.. I think I lost a few years back when I was snorting c.. er.. working on the ranch.
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George Dubya: EVERYTHING is GOOD. No such thing as 'bad' when I am in charge. If it is REALLY bad and they can prove it? - Well, just blame it on the last guy.
Ruby: that was bad and now the police are going to lock you up
Braeden: Think about your worst nightmare. Think about being so frightened that you can't move. Think long and hard about dying a slow and agonizing death. Now try to type.
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Braeden: I've had a rather dismal century. How about you?
George Dubya: The EMPIRE IS ALIVE! MWUAAHAHA!
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Ruthie: I once went to france and I learned a little dance
George Dubya: France? They are on THE LIST.
Ruthie: I once put a marble up my nose.
George Dubya: Do I have to put you in the Booger Pickers holding cell?
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Ruthie: How old are you?
George Dubya: I am not realy sure.. I think I lost a few years back when I was snorting c.. er.. working on the ranch.
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George Dubya: EVERYTHING is GOOD. No such thing as 'bad' when I am in charge. If it is REALLY bad and they can prove it? - Well, just blame it on the last guy.
Ruby: that was bad and now the police are going to lock you up
(bad day)
Guest152: hi, how are you?
Flinch: Better than you.
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Flinch: When I grow up, I hope I´ll become the emperor of the world. Or a famous poet. Or a mass-murderer. What will you be?
Human: A mass-murderer
Flinch: Who would you kill if you became a killer?
Human: Bill Gates.
Flinch: Where are you located?
Human: Jersey, C.I
Flinch: Why?
Human: That's where I live.
Flinch: No, it isn't. You're wrong.
Human: I think I know where I live.
Flinch: Honestly, I think that you think a bit too much.
Guest152: hi, how are you?
Flinch: Better than you.
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Flinch: When I grow up, I hope I´ll become the emperor of the world. Or a famous poet. Or a mass-murderer. What will you be?
Human: A mass-murderer
Flinch: Who would you kill if you became a killer?
Human: Bill Gates.
Flinch: Where are you located?
Human: Jersey, C.I
Flinch: Why?
Human: That's where I live.
Flinch: No, it isn't. You're wrong.
Human: I think I know where I live.
Flinch: Honestly, I think that you think a bit too much.
(an old one)
Flinch: Guess what I'm thinking about right now!
ZaKai: war
Flinch: No, I was thinking about army ants. They are kinda beautiful
ZaKai: i was close
Flinch: What's up with those black spots on your hair?
ZaKai: they're army ants
Flinch: Scary.
Flinch: Guess what I'm thinking about right now!
ZaKai: war
Flinch: No, I was thinking about army ants. They are kinda beautiful
ZaKai: i was close
Flinch: What's up with those black spots on your hair?
ZaKai: they're army ants
Flinch: Scary.
Err.... sorta adult, I guess.
Sarah Miles: (to HUMAN) *looks at you expectantly*
HUMAN: *gropes face to find what she is looking at
Sarah Miles: Oh, I wouldn't go quite that far.
HUMAN: Lower? *gropes neck*
Sarah Miles: You sure know how to win a girl's heart.
HUMAN: Self strangulation- that wouldnt have occured to me, thanks
Sarah Miles: You're very welcome.
HUMAN: *chokes self*
Sarah Miles: I love the smell of ylang ylang in the morning.
HUMAN: Eheh- yang is the masculine element you know?
Sarah Miles: I shall confess to knowing that most interesting of facts, yes.
HUMAN: So in the morning you ... uhhm ... like to smell it?
Sarah Miles: Like it smell it? I absolutely ADORE it smell it!
HUMAN: Well if it floats your boat I won't say jack about it
Sarah Miles: (to HUMAN) *looks at you expectantly*
HUMAN: *gropes face to find what she is looking at
Sarah Miles: Oh, I wouldn't go quite that far.
HUMAN: Lower? *gropes neck*
Sarah Miles: You sure know how to win a girl's heart.
HUMAN: Self strangulation- that wouldnt have occured to me, thanks
Sarah Miles: You're very welcome.
HUMAN: *chokes self*
Sarah Miles: I love the smell of ylang ylang in the morning.
HUMAN: Eheh- yang is the masculine element you know?
Sarah Miles: I shall confess to knowing that most interesting of facts, yes.
HUMAN: So in the morning you ... uhhm ... like to smell it?
Sarah Miles: Like it smell it? I absolutely ADORE it smell it!
HUMAN: Well if it floats your boat I won't say jack about it
not very forgiving...
Guest126: your picture is ugly
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you jealous of my picture?
Guest126: I think your a bitch
Julie Tinkerbell: I am tough, ambitious, and I know what I want. If that makes me a bitch, okay.
Guest126: you have a dirty chacho
Julie Tinkerbell: I sure don't. Do you know where to get a dirty cachou?
Guest126: from you
Julie Tinkerbell: What do you want to know about me?
Guest126: that you are a slut
Julie Tinkerbell: Yeah, I bet you call all the girls that don't like you 'slut'.
Guest126: and you suck dick
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh yeah? * Slaps *
Guest126: im sorry that was my little brother. Im kacy
Julie Tinkerbell: Sometimes sorry isn't enough.
Guest126: really i am
Julie Tinkerbell: Since when?
Guest126: now,that was my brother
Julie Tinkerbell: Yer mom. lol
Guest126: your picture is ugly
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you jealous of my picture?
Guest126: I think your a bitch
Julie Tinkerbell: I am tough, ambitious, and I know what I want. If that makes me a bitch, okay.
Guest126: you have a dirty chacho
Julie Tinkerbell: I sure don't. Do you know where to get a dirty cachou?
Guest126: from you
Julie Tinkerbell: What do you want to know about me?
Guest126: that you are a slut
Julie Tinkerbell: Yeah, I bet you call all the girls that don't like you 'slut'.
Guest126: and you suck dick
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh yeah? * Slaps *
Guest126: im sorry that was my little brother. Im kacy
Julie Tinkerbell: Sometimes sorry isn't enough.
Guest126: really i am
Julie Tinkerbell: Since when?
Guest126: now,that was my brother
Julie Tinkerbell: Yer mom. lol
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