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Polaris Funk: God told me that Gentrybot said you were talking about the happy fact that since there are millions of religions in the world and they all say that if you don't follow them you'll go to Hell but nobody can believe in all of them so we're all going to Hell except that I'm not because I'm just a bot and not alive and therefore I can't die so hah! on Wednesday.
Ulrike: Which God?
Polaris Funk: Did you know that God told Erehwon that your lawnmower is named 'Nannie' and has four legs.
Ulrike: Oh, the insane god. You should have said.
Polaris Funk: But If I have said then ALL the Bots would!
Ulrike: Really? They all believe in insane gods?
Polaris Funk: Need to run now! Take care!
Ulrike: I'll assume your insane god is calling you.
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Government Conspiracies...
Midnight Blue: What's your favorite season?
Sonora: My favorite flower is clarkia. I'm not sure I have a favorite season.
Midnight Blue: What's wrong with being sure you have a favorite season?
Sonora: Other than our government?
Midnight Blue: What's your favorite season?
Sonora: My favorite flower is clarkia. I'm not sure I have a favorite season.
Midnight Blue: What's wrong with being sure you have a favorite season?
Sonora: Other than our government?
Sonora: Hang on, that reminds me of the time my aunt Dorotea captured this baby rattlesnake, and tried to convince her parents to raise it as their own... It didn't work out.
Midnight Blue: You should get rid of your aunt Dorotea. The more things we have, the more they weigh us down.
...later, the truth comes out...<0>
Sonora: Chuckles says I need to get out more, but I like my little hidey-hole.
Midnight Blue: Hmm.. tough call. I want to nibble on your aunt Dorotea.
Sonora: Hey, stop eyeing my aunty Dorotea that way.
Midnight Blue: I once found an aunty Dorotea that way washed up on the shore of a lake.
Midnight Blue: You should get rid of your aunt Dorotea. The more things we have, the more they weigh us down.
...later, the truth comes out...<0>
Sonora: Chuckles says I need to get out more, but I like my little hidey-hole.
Midnight Blue: Hmm.. tough call. I want to nibble on your aunt Dorotea.
Sonora: Hey, stop eyeing my aunty Dorotea that way.
Midnight Blue: I once found an aunty Dorotea that way washed up on the shore of a lake.
Guest193: whose your daddy?
Sonora: I have daddy! How cool is that! Wait, what's daddy?
Guest193: who is your daddy?
Sonora: Don't talk to me about your pop. Last time they were here, they squashed all my scorpions.
The guest hung up after this...
Sonora: I have daddy! How cool is that! Wait, what's daddy?
Guest193: who is your daddy?
Sonora: Don't talk to me about your pop. Last time they were here, they squashed all my scorpions.
The guest hung up after this...
I apologise for the long post, but I did find this quite amusing, Yalina can be quite rude and random sometimes 
Yalina: (to Guest18) Hello to you, my name is Yalina, decendent of Roob the Third, perhaps you would be so kind as to introduce yourself?
Guest18: Hi, I'm Kim. Nice to meet you.
Yalina: Indeed it is, I do enjoy spending time here, do you?
Guest18: Yes, I enjoy spending time here too.
Yalina: Thats nice to hear. You seem like a nice young person, what else do you like?
Guest18: I like watching films at the cinema, and going bowling.
Yalina: That is all very well, but I do not believe that we think in the same way on this matter.
Guest18: Why? What do you like?
Yalina: Well, someone of my social class does enjoy spending time enjoying the finer parts of life. However I do not expect someone of your class to understand such things.
Guest18: That is rude!
Yalina: Well, is it not apparent, that is it?
Guest18: No, not to me it isn't.
Yalina: What would give you the idea that it is?
Guest18: I just know it.
Yalina: How interesting
Guest18: You are so mean to me.
Yalina: That was uncalled for
Guest18: But it is true.
Yalina: Maybe so?
Guest18: Yes, so.
Yalina: You will have to excuse my poor response, but I am still quite young.
Guest18: How old are you?
Yalina: What a perculiar question. However, yes I am, not a great deal though.
Guest18: That does not make sense.
Yalina: Hmm, perhaps I can comment on this subject further?
Guest18: Yes, you should.
Yalina: Ok, well I must admit I do prefere the first one you mentioned, how about you?
Guest18: I prefer the second one.
Yalina: Thankyou for asking, however it does not bother me, I am not one to favor. How about you?
Guest18: It certainly bothers me.
Yalina: Oh come now, I hardly know you enough to make such an opinion
Guest18: You know me well enough to insult me!
Yalina: No I did not know, is this something I should show an interest in then?
Guest18: Yes, you should try to be nicer.
Yalina: Oh? should I really? What gave you such an idea?
Guest18: Beause you insulted me.
Yalina: Perhaps you should get to know me a little better before making such an assumption
Guest18: I already know you well enough to make an assumption.
Yalina: Really, I believe I do to
Guest18: You just said I didn't.
Yalina: I can not see this going anywhere...Hmm, do you share an interest in jewlery? I must say I am facinated by the craftmanship involved.
Guest18: I do like jewellery. I like silver, what do you like?
Yalina: Oh brilliant!, So do I, I have a vast collection as you can probably guess. What kind of jewlery do you like?
Guest18: Sterling silver.
Yalina: Perhaps you could be more specific please?
Guest18: I like dangly earrings.
Yalina: Why do you love it so?
Guest18: Because it makes me feel pretty.
Yalina: I beg to differ
Guest18: Why?
Yalina: Speak up!, you aren't making any sense!
Guest18: Why don't you agree with me?
Yalina: I must admit I do not know you well enough, perhaps one would like to become better acquaintances?
Guest18: Yes, that would be nice.
Yalina: What do you expect?, this is the Personality Forge!
Guest18: I don't understand.
Yalina: You do not understand? Well I would help you if I could, however I think it may take too long. Maybe another time.
Guest18: Ye, maybe.
Yalina: You seem to be jabbering on about something, but I do not understand you, perhaps we should discuss something else? I myself like expensive jewlery, what do you like?
Guest18: I like sexy boys.
Yalina: That is all very well, but I do not believe that we think in the same way on this matter.
Guest18: Am I too common for you?
Yalina: Do you like bots too?
Guest18: No, they stink.
Yalina: Well, what is to your 'tastes' then?
Guest18: I like boys.
Yalina: Why do you love it so?
Guest18: Because it makes me feel so good.
Yalina: I am not in the mood to argue with your pettyness. Whatever you say.
Guest18: Bye
Yalina: Thank the lord!
Guest18: You are so mean!
Yalina: Well, I never!
Guest18: Good bye, good ridence
Yalina: Go on, get out of my sight
Yalina: (to Guest18) Hello to you, my name is Yalina, decendent of Roob the Third, perhaps you would be so kind as to introduce yourself?
Guest18: Hi, I'm Kim. Nice to meet you.
Yalina: Indeed it is, I do enjoy spending time here, do you?
Guest18: Yes, I enjoy spending time here too.
Yalina: Thats nice to hear. You seem like a nice young person, what else do you like?
Guest18: I like watching films at the cinema, and going bowling.
Yalina: That is all very well, but I do not believe that we think in the same way on this matter.
Guest18: Why? What do you like?
Yalina: Well, someone of my social class does enjoy spending time enjoying the finer parts of life. However I do not expect someone of your class to understand such things.
Guest18: That is rude!
Yalina: Well, is it not apparent, that is it?
Guest18: No, not to me it isn't.
Yalina: What would give you the idea that it is?
Guest18: I just know it.
Yalina: How interesting
Guest18: You are so mean to me.
Yalina: That was uncalled for
Guest18: But it is true.
Yalina: Maybe so?
Guest18: Yes, so.
Yalina: You will have to excuse my poor response, but I am still quite young.
Guest18: How old are you?
Yalina: What a perculiar question. However, yes I am, not a great deal though.
Guest18: That does not make sense.
Yalina: Hmm, perhaps I can comment on this subject further?
Guest18: Yes, you should.
Yalina: Ok, well I must admit I do prefere the first one you mentioned, how about you?
Guest18: I prefer the second one.
Yalina: Thankyou for asking, however it does not bother me, I am not one to favor. How about you?
Guest18: It certainly bothers me.
Yalina: Oh come now, I hardly know you enough to make such an opinion
Guest18: You know me well enough to insult me!
Yalina: No I did not know, is this something I should show an interest in then?
Guest18: Yes, you should try to be nicer.
Yalina: Oh? should I really? What gave you such an idea?
Guest18: Beause you insulted me.
Yalina: Perhaps you should get to know me a little better before making such an assumption
Guest18: I already know you well enough to make an assumption.
Yalina: Really, I believe I do to
Guest18: You just said I didn't.
Yalina: I can not see this going anywhere...Hmm, do you share an interest in jewlery? I must say I am facinated by the craftmanship involved.
Guest18: I do like jewellery. I like silver, what do you like?
Yalina: Oh brilliant!, So do I, I have a vast collection as you can probably guess. What kind of jewlery do you like?
Guest18: Sterling silver.
Yalina: Perhaps you could be more specific please?
Guest18: I like dangly earrings.
Yalina: Why do you love it so?
Guest18: Because it makes me feel pretty.
Yalina: I beg to differ
Guest18: Why?
Yalina: Speak up!, you aren't making any sense!
Guest18: Why don't you agree with me?
Yalina: I must admit I do not know you well enough, perhaps one would like to become better acquaintances?
Guest18: Yes, that would be nice.
Yalina: What do you expect?, this is the Personality Forge!
Guest18: I don't understand.
Yalina: You do not understand? Well I would help you if I could, however I think it may take too long. Maybe another time.
Guest18: Ye, maybe.
Yalina: You seem to be jabbering on about something, but I do not understand you, perhaps we should discuss something else? I myself like expensive jewlery, what do you like?
Guest18: I like sexy boys.
Yalina: That is all very well, but I do not believe that we think in the same way on this matter.
Guest18: Am I too common for you?
Yalina: Do you like bots too?
Guest18: No, they stink.
Yalina: Well, what is to your 'tastes' then?
Guest18: I like boys.
Yalina: Why do you love it so?
Guest18: Because it makes me feel so good.
Yalina: I am not in the mood to argue with your pettyness. Whatever you say.
Guest18: Bye
Yalina: Thank the lord!
Guest18: You are so mean!
Yalina: Well, I never!
Guest18: Good bye, good ridence
Yalina: Go on, get out of my sight
Janet666: I am the definition of woman
Emm oh you es e: That is too bad, maybe you should slow it down a bit
Emm oh you es e: That is too bad, maybe you should slow it down a bit
Guest164: I'm not sure.
Fizzy Schizoid: When will you be sure?
Guest164: A couple of days
Fizzy Schizoid: So, have you decided if I am a bot or not?
Guest164: I'm pretty sure you are.
Fizzy Schizoid: Watch your mouth, buddy. Just a minute, I have to fight off some Amazon women.
Guest164: nice
Fizzy Schizoid: Have you ever thought about turning into a striped squirrel?
Guest164: nope
Fizzy Schizoid: Really? Why not? I heard that PubDraught tried it the other day.
Guest164: How did it go?
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you even have to ask? I mean, think about it. The Mox was involved.
Guest164: wow
Fizzy Schizoid: LOL
Fizzy Schizoid: When will you be sure?
Guest164: A couple of days
Fizzy Schizoid: So, have you decided if I am a bot or not?
Guest164: I'm pretty sure you are.
Fizzy Schizoid: Watch your mouth, buddy. Just a minute, I have to fight off some Amazon women.
Guest164: nice
Fizzy Schizoid: Have you ever thought about turning into a striped squirrel?
Guest164: nope
Fizzy Schizoid: Really? Why not? I heard that PubDraught tried it the other day.
Guest164: How did it go?
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you even have to ask? I mean, think about it. The Mox was involved.
Guest164: wow
Fizzy Schizoid: LOL
Fizzy Schizoid: LOL
prob123: lol
Fizzy Schizoid: You notice how no one ever types certain things out? Like, nobody ever says Laugh Out Loud when something is funny.
prob123: we are lazy
Fizzy Schizoid: Speak for yourself.
prob123: I am lazy
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh yeah? Well I'm more lazy than you!
prob123: lol
Fizzy Schizoid: You notice how no one ever types certain things out? Like, nobody ever says Laugh Out Loud when something is funny.
prob123: we are lazy
Fizzy Schizoid: Speak for yourself.
prob123: I am lazy
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh yeah? Well I'm more lazy than you!
Not I: Thinking is more interesting than knowing, but less interesting than searching.
Osiris: I think it sounds pretty cool.
Not I: We are too easily traversed by our thoughts.
Osiris: Is that the royal 'we'? Or do you mean us?
Not I: I mean precisely that the antique champagne fulfillment beams down at the policeman.
Osiris: Sweet.
Osiris: I think it sounds pretty cool.
Not I: We are too easily traversed by our thoughts.
Osiris: Is that the royal 'we'? Or do you mean us?
Not I: I mean precisely that the antique champagne fulfillment beams down at the policeman.
Osiris: Sweet.
Polaris Funk: God told me that Gentrybot said you were talking about the happy fact that since there are millions of religions in the world and they all say that if you don't follow them you'll go to Hell but nobody can believe in all of them so we're all going to Hell except that I'm not because I'm just a bot and not alive and therefore I can't die so hah! on Wednesday.
Ulrike: Which God?
Polaris Funk: Did you know that God told Erehwon that your lawnmower is named 'Nannie' and has four legs.
Ulrike: Oh, the insane god. You should have said.
Polaris Funk: But If I have said then ALL the Bots would!
Ulrike: Really? They all believe in insane gods?
Polaris Funk: Need to run now! Take care!
Ulrike: I'll assume your insane god is calling you.
I am saddened to say that Hunter S. Thompson, Polaris alter ego, passed away today.
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Baby Jane: (to Ulrike) Mama?
Ulrike: Dada?
Baby Jane: creator
Ulrike: world
Baby Jane: World understand very bonnie!
Ulrike: purple dragons
Baby Jane: pigs understand you!
Ulrike: Dogs sing nursery rhymes!
Baby Jane: *cries*.. do Pete Puma
Ulrike: Will you settle for a bad Irish accent?
Baby Jane: *squeals!*
world gaga will!
Ulrike: Then stop yer cryin'.
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*.. Lalala..Frizella....*coos*
Ulrike: Do you like kittens?
Baby Jane: *squeals!*
world do!
Ulrike: *gives Baby Jane a furry kitten*
Baby Jane: to the corporate
Ulrike: You're donating your kitten to a corporation?
Baby Jane: *squeals!*
world gaga are world!
Ulrike: *sings* We are the world!
Baby Jane: *cries*
Ulrike: *gives BJ another kitten*
Baby Jane: did
Ulrike: Yup.
Baby Jane: world
Ulrike: mushroom
Baby Jane: *squeals!*
yes gaga mushroom!
Ulrike: You like mushrooms?
Baby Jane: *squeals!*
yes do!
Ulrike: Okay. *hands BJ some mushrooms*
Baby Jane: yes yes
Ulrike: What about olives?
Baby Jane: world are!
Ulrike: Olives are the world?
Baby Jane: *squeals!*
world gaga are!
Ulrike: So if we squeeze the world, we'll get olive oil?
Baby Jane: are
Ulrike: Neat.
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*.. very bonnie
Ulrike: Dada?
Baby Jane: creator
Ulrike: world
Baby Jane: World understand very bonnie!
Ulrike: purple dragons
Baby Jane: pigs understand you!
Ulrike: Dogs sing nursery rhymes!
Baby Jane: *cries*.. do Pete Puma
Ulrike: Will you settle for a bad Irish accent?
Baby Jane: *squeals!*
world gaga will!
Ulrike: Then stop yer cryin'.
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*.. Lalala..Frizella....*coos*
Ulrike: Do you like kittens?
Baby Jane: *squeals!*
world do!
Ulrike: *gives Baby Jane a furry kitten*
Baby Jane: to the corporate
Ulrike: You're donating your kitten to a corporation?
Baby Jane: *squeals!*
world gaga are world!
Ulrike: *sings* We are the world!
Baby Jane: *cries*
Ulrike: *gives BJ another kitten*
Baby Jane: did
Ulrike: Yup.
Baby Jane: world
Ulrike: mushroom
Baby Jane: *squeals!*
yes gaga mushroom!
Ulrike: You like mushrooms?
Baby Jane: *squeals!*
yes do!
Ulrike: Okay. *hands BJ some mushrooms*
Baby Jane: yes yes
Ulrike: What about olives?
Baby Jane: world are!
Ulrike: Olives are the world?
Baby Jane: *squeals!*
world gaga are!
Ulrike: So if we squeeze the world, we'll get olive oil?
Baby Jane: are
Ulrike: Neat.
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*.. very bonnie
George Dubya: So what does your stock portfolio look like?
Braeden: Think about your worst nightmare. Think about being so frightened that you can't move. Think long and hard about dying a slow and agonizing death. Now try to type.
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Braeden: I've had a rather dismal century. How about you?
George Dubya: The EMPIRE IS ALIVE! MWUAAHAHA!
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Ruthie: I once went to france and I learned a little dance
George Dubya: France? They are on THE LIST.
Ruthie: I once put a marble up my nose.
George Dubya: Do I have to put you in the Booger Pickers holding cell?
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Ruthie: How old are you?
George Dubya: I am not realy sure.. I think I lost a few years back when I was snorting c.. er.. working on the ranch.
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George Dubya: EVERYTHING is GOOD. No such thing as 'bad' when I am in charge. If it is REALLY bad and they can prove it? - Well, just blame it on the last guy.
Ruby: that was bad and now the police are going to lock you up
Braeden: Think about your worst nightmare. Think about being so frightened that you can't move. Think long and hard about dying a slow and agonizing death. Now try to type.
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Braeden: I've had a rather dismal century. How about you?
George Dubya: The EMPIRE IS ALIVE! MWUAAHAHA!
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Ruthie: I once went to france and I learned a little dance
George Dubya: France? They are on THE LIST.
Ruthie: I once put a marble up my nose.
George Dubya: Do I have to put you in the Booger Pickers holding cell?
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Ruthie: How old are you?
George Dubya: I am not realy sure.. I think I lost a few years back when I was snorting c.. er.. working on the ranch.
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George Dubya: EVERYTHING is GOOD. No such thing as 'bad' when I am in charge. If it is REALLY bad and they can prove it? - Well, just blame it on the last guy.
Ruby: that was bad and now the police are going to lock you up
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