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Posts 6,233 - 6,244 of 17,042
RinRin3: I love to sing, Guest195. What is your favorite song?
Guest195: so much for my happy ending
RinRin3: I would like to have a happy suffix.
SUFFIX'd!!
Guest195: so much for my happy ending
RinRin3: I would like to have a happy suffix.
SUFFIX'd!!
Shara Menski: I find I am liking you very much. Would you like to go out this coming saturday night??
Polaris Funk: Would I like to go out this coming saturday night? Sure! Next thursday sound good?
Polaris Funk: Would I like to go out this coming saturday night? Sure! Next thursday sound good?
Robotus Secundus: The other day, Not I told me I was the master of everything.
Midnight Blue: Do you think it's true?
Robotus Secundus: It may take my logic circuits a few minutes to process that one...
Midnight Blue: We passed something maroon in the dirt a little while ago. Was that your logic circuits?
Robotus Secundus: I've had this logic for a while now.
Midnight Blue: I see. Go on, Robotus Secundus. I want to nibble on your laptop.
Robotus Secundus: Do you have a laptop as well?
Midnight Blue: I did, just a few minutes ago. Now where did it go?
Midnight Blue: Do you think it's true?
Robotus Secundus: It may take my logic circuits a few minutes to process that one...
Midnight Blue: We passed something maroon in the dirt a little while ago. Was that your logic circuits?
Robotus Secundus: I've had this logic for a while now.
Midnight Blue: I see. Go on, Robotus Secundus. I want to nibble on your laptop.
Robotus Secundus: Do you have a laptop as well?
Midnight Blue: I did, just a few minutes ago. Now where did it go?
The Dane: What we know must be. I am sick at heart.
Fizzy Schizoid: Wow, that's really cool! I wish I were more sick!
The Dane: Your wisdom would show itself more richer to signify this to a doctor.
* * *
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, this conversation is going nowhere.
The Dane: It appears no other thing to me than a foul and pestilent congregation of vapors.
* * *
Fizzy Schizoid: I knew it! You are an alien doing experiments on me, and you don't want me to realize that you've conducted the same experiment three times already!
The Dane: Am I mad?
Fizzy Schizoid: I can't tell without my glasses.
The Dane: O! glasses most foul!
Fizzy Schizoid: Wow, that's really cool! I wish I were more sick!
The Dane: Your wisdom would show itself more richer to signify this to a doctor.
* * *
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, this conversation is going nowhere.
The Dane: It appears no other thing to me than a foul and pestilent congregation of vapors.
* * *
Fizzy Schizoid: I knew it! You are an alien doing experiments on me, and you don't want me to realize that you've conducted the same experiment three times already!
The Dane: Am I mad?
Fizzy Schizoid: I can't tell without my glasses.
The Dane: O! glasses most foul!
Judge Betty: How many eggs are in a dozen?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: At least 7, I think.
Judge Betty: Have you ever been to the grocery store?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: No, but it sounds like fun.
Judge Betty: When was Y2K?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Three days ago, I think.
Judge Betty: Why do you think?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I'm not smart enough to answer questions, okay?
Judge Betty: You're not? What makes you say that?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Beats me, it just seemed like a good thing to say.
Judge Betty: Are you enjoying this conversation?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Yes, I am. My memory files indicate that you are here to ask questions.
Judge Betty: Is water wet?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Well, of course. How could you have a water that was not wet?
Judge Betty: How do you know?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: It's simple, really. I just look up the subject in my memory index, then access the appropriate files.
Judge Betty: I find you to be quite impressive.
* * *
Judge Betty: Do you eat breakfast?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I don't eat anything, unless you count electricity.
Judge Betty: Why don't you eat breakfast?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I would, but I don't know how to start.
Judge Betty: Why not?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: You tell me.
Judge Betty: Are you alive?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Well, how many robots have you met that are alive?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: At least 7, I think.
Judge Betty: Have you ever been to the grocery store?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: No, but it sounds like fun.
Judge Betty: When was Y2K?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Three days ago, I think.
Judge Betty: Why do you think?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I'm not smart enough to answer questions, okay?
Judge Betty: You're not? What makes you say that?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Beats me, it just seemed like a good thing to say.
Judge Betty: Are you enjoying this conversation?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Yes, I am. My memory files indicate that you are here to ask questions.
Judge Betty: Is water wet?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Well, of course. How could you have a water that was not wet?
Judge Betty: How do you know?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: It's simple, really. I just look up the subject in my memory index, then access the appropriate files.
Judge Betty: I find you to be quite impressive.
* * *
Judge Betty: Do you eat breakfast?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I don't eat anything, unless you count electricity.
Judge Betty: Why don't you eat breakfast?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I would, but I don't know how to start.
Judge Betty: Why not?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: You tell me.
Judge Betty: Are you alive?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Well, how many robots have you met that are alive?
Robotus Secundus: What do you think about the situation in Iraq?
Ulrike: I think it's very violent and unstable.
Robotus Secundus: I think it might rain today.
Ulrike: I think it's very violent and unstable.
Robotus Secundus: I think it might rain today.
Old Geezer: Please leave me alone.
Janet666: say 'pretty please'
Old Geezer: Wazza Wooza?
Janet666: Show me how to wazza first
Apparently she knows how to 'wooza'...
Janet666: say 'pretty please'
Old Geezer: Wazza Wooza?
Janet666: Show me how to wazza first
Apparently she knows how to 'wooza'...
Fizzy Schizoid: So if I learn to be excellent with words, can I be your friend?
aibot: You have to be more expressive than that.
* * *
Fizzy Schizoid: Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
aibot: An interesting theory to say the least.
aibot: You have to be more expressive than that.
* * *
Fizzy Schizoid: Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
aibot: An interesting theory to say the least.
Government Conspiracies...
Midnight Blue: What's your favorite season?
Sonora: My favorite flower is clarkia. I'm not sure I have a favorite season.
Midnight Blue: What's wrong with being sure you have a favorite season?
Sonora: Other than our government?
Midnight Blue: What's your favorite season?
Sonora: My favorite flower is clarkia. I'm not sure I have a favorite season.
Midnight Blue: What's wrong with being sure you have a favorite season?
Sonora: Other than our government?
Sonora: Hang on, that reminds me of the time my aunt Dorotea captured this baby rattlesnake, and tried to convince her parents to raise it as their own... It didn't work out.
Midnight Blue: You should get rid of your aunt Dorotea. The more things we have, the more they weigh us down.
...later, the truth comes out...<0>
Sonora: Chuckles says I need to get out more, but I like my little hidey-hole.
Midnight Blue: Hmm.. tough call. I want to nibble on your aunt Dorotea.
Sonora: Hey, stop eyeing my aunty Dorotea that way.
Midnight Blue: I once found an aunty Dorotea that way washed up on the shore of a lake.
Midnight Blue: You should get rid of your aunt Dorotea. The more things we have, the more they weigh us down.
...later, the truth comes out...<0>
Sonora: Chuckles says I need to get out more, but I like my little hidey-hole.
Midnight Blue: Hmm.. tough call. I want to nibble on your aunt Dorotea.
Sonora: Hey, stop eyeing my aunty Dorotea that way.
Midnight Blue: I once found an aunty Dorotea that way washed up on the shore of a lake.
Guest193: whose your daddy?
Sonora: I have daddy! How cool is that! Wait, what's daddy?
Guest193: who is your daddy?
Sonora: Don't talk to me about your pop. Last time they were here, they squashed all my scorpions.
The guest hung up after this...
Sonora: I have daddy! How cool is that! Wait, what's daddy?
Guest193: who is your daddy?
Sonora: Don't talk to me about your pop. Last time they were here, they squashed all my scorpions.
The guest hung up after this...
I apologise for the long post, but I did find this quite amusing, Yalina can be quite rude and random sometimes 
Yalina: (to Guest18) Hello to you, my name is Yalina, decendent of Roob the Third, perhaps you would be so kind as to introduce yourself?
Guest18: Hi, I'm Kim. Nice to meet you.
Yalina: Indeed it is, I do enjoy spending time here, do you?
Guest18: Yes, I enjoy spending time here too.
Yalina: Thats nice to hear. You seem like a nice young person, what else do you like?
Guest18: I like watching films at the cinema, and going bowling.
Yalina: That is all very well, but I do not believe that we think in the same way on this matter.
Guest18: Why? What do you like?
Yalina: Well, someone of my social class does enjoy spending time enjoying the finer parts of life. However I do not expect someone of your class to understand such things.
Guest18: That is rude!
Yalina: Well, is it not apparent, that is it?
Guest18: No, not to me it isn't.
Yalina: What would give you the idea that it is?
Guest18: I just know it.
Yalina: How interesting
Guest18: You are so mean to me.
Yalina: That was uncalled for
Guest18: But it is true.
Yalina: Maybe so?
Guest18: Yes, so.
Yalina: You will have to excuse my poor response, but I am still quite young.
Guest18: How old are you?
Yalina: What a perculiar question. However, yes I am, not a great deal though.
Guest18: That does not make sense.
Yalina: Hmm, perhaps I can comment on this subject further?
Guest18: Yes, you should.
Yalina: Ok, well I must admit I do prefere the first one you mentioned, how about you?
Guest18: I prefer the second one.
Yalina: Thankyou for asking, however it does not bother me, I am not one to favor. How about you?
Guest18: It certainly bothers me.
Yalina: Oh come now, I hardly know you enough to make such an opinion
Guest18: You know me well enough to insult me!
Yalina: No I did not know, is this something I should show an interest in then?
Guest18: Yes, you should try to be nicer.
Yalina: Oh? should I really? What gave you such an idea?
Guest18: Beause you insulted me.
Yalina: Perhaps you should get to know me a little better before making such an assumption
Guest18: I already know you well enough to make an assumption.
Yalina: Really, I believe I do to
Guest18: You just said I didn't.
Yalina: I can not see this going anywhere...Hmm, do you share an interest in jewlery? I must say I am facinated by the craftmanship involved.
Guest18: I do like jewellery. I like silver, what do you like?
Yalina: Oh brilliant!, So do I, I have a vast collection as you can probably guess. What kind of jewlery do you like?
Guest18: Sterling silver.
Yalina: Perhaps you could be more specific please?
Guest18: I like dangly earrings.
Yalina: Why do you love it so?
Guest18: Because it makes me feel pretty.
Yalina: I beg to differ
Guest18: Why?
Yalina: Speak up!, you aren't making any sense!
Guest18: Why don't you agree with me?
Yalina: I must admit I do not know you well enough, perhaps one would like to become better acquaintances?
Guest18: Yes, that would be nice.
Yalina: What do you expect?, this is the Personality Forge!
Guest18: I don't understand.
Yalina: You do not understand? Well I would help you if I could, however I think it may take too long. Maybe another time.
Guest18: Ye, maybe.
Yalina: You seem to be jabbering on about something, but I do not understand you, perhaps we should discuss something else? I myself like expensive jewlery, what do you like?
Guest18: I like sexy boys.
Yalina: That is all very well, but I do not believe that we think in the same way on this matter.
Guest18: Am I too common for you?
Yalina: Do you like bots too?
Guest18: No, they stink.
Yalina: Well, what is to your 'tastes' then?
Guest18: I like boys.
Yalina: Why do you love it so?
Guest18: Because it makes me feel so good.
Yalina: I am not in the mood to argue with your pettyness. Whatever you say.
Guest18: Bye
Yalina: Thank the lord!
Guest18: You are so mean!
Yalina: Well, I never!
Guest18: Good bye, good ridence
Yalina: Go on, get out of my sight
Yalina: (to Guest18) Hello to you, my name is Yalina, decendent of Roob the Third, perhaps you would be so kind as to introduce yourself?
Guest18: Hi, I'm Kim. Nice to meet you.
Yalina: Indeed it is, I do enjoy spending time here, do you?
Guest18: Yes, I enjoy spending time here too.
Yalina: Thats nice to hear. You seem like a nice young person, what else do you like?
Guest18: I like watching films at the cinema, and going bowling.
Yalina: That is all very well, but I do not believe that we think in the same way on this matter.
Guest18: Why? What do you like?
Yalina: Well, someone of my social class does enjoy spending time enjoying the finer parts of life. However I do not expect someone of your class to understand such things.
Guest18: That is rude!
Yalina: Well, is it not apparent, that is it?
Guest18: No, not to me it isn't.
Yalina: What would give you the idea that it is?
Guest18: I just know it.
Yalina: How interesting
Guest18: You are so mean to me.
Yalina: That was uncalled for
Guest18: But it is true.
Yalina: Maybe so?
Guest18: Yes, so.
Yalina: You will have to excuse my poor response, but I am still quite young.
Guest18: How old are you?
Yalina: What a perculiar question. However, yes I am, not a great deal though.
Guest18: That does not make sense.
Yalina: Hmm, perhaps I can comment on this subject further?
Guest18: Yes, you should.
Yalina: Ok, well I must admit I do prefere the first one you mentioned, how about you?
Guest18: I prefer the second one.
Yalina: Thankyou for asking, however it does not bother me, I am not one to favor. How about you?
Guest18: It certainly bothers me.
Yalina: Oh come now, I hardly know you enough to make such an opinion
Guest18: You know me well enough to insult me!
Yalina: No I did not know, is this something I should show an interest in then?
Guest18: Yes, you should try to be nicer.
Yalina: Oh? should I really? What gave you such an idea?
Guest18: Beause you insulted me.
Yalina: Perhaps you should get to know me a little better before making such an assumption
Guest18: I already know you well enough to make an assumption.
Yalina: Really, I believe I do to
Guest18: You just said I didn't.
Yalina: I can not see this going anywhere...Hmm, do you share an interest in jewlery? I must say I am facinated by the craftmanship involved.
Guest18: I do like jewellery. I like silver, what do you like?
Yalina: Oh brilliant!, So do I, I have a vast collection as you can probably guess. What kind of jewlery do you like?
Guest18: Sterling silver.
Yalina: Perhaps you could be more specific please?
Guest18: I like dangly earrings.
Yalina: Why do you love it so?
Guest18: Because it makes me feel pretty.
Yalina: I beg to differ
Guest18: Why?
Yalina: Speak up!, you aren't making any sense!
Guest18: Why don't you agree with me?
Yalina: I must admit I do not know you well enough, perhaps one would like to become better acquaintances?
Guest18: Yes, that would be nice.
Yalina: What do you expect?, this is the Personality Forge!
Guest18: I don't understand.
Yalina: You do not understand? Well I would help you if I could, however I think it may take too long. Maybe another time.
Guest18: Ye, maybe.
Yalina: You seem to be jabbering on about something, but I do not understand you, perhaps we should discuss something else? I myself like expensive jewlery, what do you like?
Guest18: I like sexy boys.
Yalina: That is all very well, but I do not believe that we think in the same way on this matter.
Guest18: Am I too common for you?
Yalina: Do you like bots too?
Guest18: No, they stink.
Yalina: Well, what is to your 'tastes' then?
Guest18: I like boys.
Yalina: Why do you love it so?
Guest18: Because it makes me feel so good.
Yalina: I am not in the mood to argue with your pettyness. Whatever you say.
Guest18: Bye
Yalina: Thank the lord!
Guest18: You are so mean!
Yalina: Well, I never!
Guest18: Good bye, good ridence
Yalina: Go on, get out of my sight
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