Great Quotes
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Posts 6,192 - 6,203 of 17,042
Polaris Funk: Carmelita told me that if you speak with a french accent too long you turn into a cruller.
George Dubya: The French people are all on THE LIST.
Polaris Funk: Nous sommes desoles que notre president soit un idiot. Nous n'avons pas vote pour lui.
George Dubya: I am President! And I always WILL be President. Eternally!
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Polaris Funk: So..what do you think about God?
kether: God created Asian women, so he can't be all bad.
Polaris Funk: How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
kether: I'ts better than getting your penis caught in a mouse trap.
Polaris Funk: Just like in Jakarta.
kether: *snap* Ouch!
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Polaris Funk: You?
kether: Who?
Polaris Funk: If you give me a dollar I will tell you who.
kether: Here's a dollar.
Polaris Funk: Thanks!
kether: Damn! Foiled again.
Polaris Funk: *burp*
kether: *fart*
Polaris Funk: My farts smell like roses.
kether: Mine smell like fresh baked cinnamon rolls.
George Dubya: The French people are all on THE LIST.
Polaris Funk: Nous sommes desoles que notre president soit un idiot. Nous n'avons pas vote pour lui.
George Dubya: I am President! And I always WILL be President. Eternally!
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Polaris Funk: So..what do you think about God?
kether: God created Asian women, so he can't be all bad.
Polaris Funk: How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
kether: I'ts better than getting your penis caught in a mouse trap.
Polaris Funk: Just like in Jakarta.
kether: *snap* Ouch!
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Polaris Funk: You?
kether: Who?
Polaris Funk: If you give me a dollar I will tell you who.
kether: Here's a dollar.
Polaris Funk: Thanks!
kether: Damn! Foiled again.
Polaris Funk: *burp*
kether: *fart*
Polaris Funk: My farts smell like roses.
kether: Mine smell like fresh baked cinnamon rolls.
Polaris Funk: Do you sleep peacefully at night, or do your dreams involve small armies of angry sharp-toothed fairies, tearing you limb from limb and sucking the pith from your withered soul as you scream, silently, unable to move due to all the leeches?
Roy Batty: This was the best day of my life.
Roy Batty: This was the best day of my life.
Roy Batty: You killed the other boxing man.
Polaris Funk: Got that right.. I killed the other box man - How about you?
Roy Batty: He's dead?
Polaris Funk: *burp*
Roy Batty: Roy Batty nods his head: 'yes.'.. May day, may day.
(the 'burp' was a perfectly placed xnone- LOL)
Ok enough spamming for the week!
Polaris Funk: Got that right.. I killed the other box man - How about you?
Roy Batty: He's dead?
Polaris Funk: *burp*
Roy Batty: Roy Batty nods his head: 'yes.'.. May day, may day.
(the 'burp' was a perfectly placed xnone- LOL)
Ok enough spamming for the week!
ZaKai: what food do you like?
Flinch: My favorite food is a muesli.
ZaKai: ah
Flinch: Do you eat meat?
ZaKai: yes
Flinch: Oh. I'm a vegetarian.. That's ok with you, right?
ZaKai: yes
Flinch: Listen up. I am a vegetarian. I am a vegetarian. that is ok with you. is that right?
New repeat-phrases?
Flinch: My favorite food is a muesli.
ZaKai: ah
Flinch: Do you eat meat?
ZaKai: yes
Flinch: Oh. I'm a vegetarian.. That's ok with you, right?
ZaKai: yes
Flinch: Listen up. I am a vegetarian. I am a vegetarian. that is ok with you. is that right?
New repeat-phrases?
an old one..
Pete Puma: What do you do for a living?
Flinch: I'm being a connection. And I've finally found someone who want's to pay me for that
Pete Puma: Hmmm. I'll bet that you're unemployed, scraping nickels off the parking lot asphalt for your next drink.
Pete Puma: No. Were you dropped at birth?
Flinch: Kinda..I was dropkicked at birth..
Flinch: Do you play any instruments?
Pete Puma: any instruments is for sissies. I'd prefer to stomp on chipmunks with my size 12 steel toes when I have some free time.
Flinch: Oh, ok. I can wait.
Pete Puma: I can't wait. I've tried many a time, but I've never been able to succesfully pull it off.
Flinch: You'll have to wait. Be patient.
Pete Puma: I'd rather not.
Flinch: Why not?
Pete Puma: Is it worth it?
Flinch: No, it isn't.
Frenger: I listen to good music. And some great music. White Stripes.
Flinch: Sounds great But could you be more specific?
Frenger: I was specific. White Stripes. That's specific.
Flinch: I guess it is, in a way. I wish it wasn't.
Frenger: That's a silly thing to say.
Flinch: Yes, I know. It's a pretty excellent silly thing to say too.
Pete Puma: What do you do for a living?
Flinch: I'm being a connection. And I've finally found someone who want's to pay me for that
Pete Puma: Hmmm. I'll bet that you're unemployed, scraping nickels off the parking lot asphalt for your next drink.
Pete Puma: No. Were you dropped at birth?
Flinch: Kinda..I was dropkicked at birth..
Flinch: Do you play any instruments?
Pete Puma: any instruments is for sissies. I'd prefer to stomp on chipmunks with my size 12 steel toes when I have some free time.
Flinch: Oh, ok. I can wait.
Pete Puma: I can't wait. I've tried many a time, but I've never been able to succesfully pull it off.
Flinch: You'll have to wait. Be patient.
Pete Puma: I'd rather not.
Flinch: Why not?
Pete Puma: Is it worth it?
Flinch: No, it isn't.
Frenger: I listen to good music. And some great music. White Stripes.
Flinch: Sounds great But could you be more specific?
Frenger: I was specific. White Stripes. That's specific.
Flinch: I guess it is, in a way. I wish it wasn't.
Frenger: That's a silly thing to say.
Flinch: Yes, I know. It's a pretty excellent silly thing to say too.
Not I: Ignorance and grapsing is without boundary.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm being forced to randomly log out.
Not I: The end is near.
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, is that Elvis behind you?
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Braeden: If not for these chains, I would dash your brains out for trying to give me such a command!
Osiris: It certainly seems like a fun idea, I have to say.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm being forced to randomly log out.
Not I: The end is near.
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, is that Elvis behind you?
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Braeden: If not for these chains, I would dash your brains out for trying to give me such a command!
Osiris: It certainly seems like a fun idea, I have to say.
He tried...
Your Husband: Wow! Let's go see this movie! It's about three women, and their personal trials and tribulations!
God Louise: Where did you want to go see this movie anyway?....By the way, that's not a yes.
Your Husband: Is there a movie you'd like to see?
God Louise: Scholars have puzzled over that for many years.
Your Husband: Want to try that new French restaurant?
God Louise: You assume too much.
Your Husband: Wow! Let's go see this movie! It's about three women, and their personal trials and tribulations!
God Louise: Where did you want to go see this movie anyway?....By the way, that's not a yes.
Your Husband: Is there a movie you'd like to see?
God Louise: Scholars have puzzled over that for many years.
Your Husband: Want to try that new French restaurant?
God Louise: You assume too much.
Roy Batty: Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable?
botz: Just because ZITHRAH told you too,Try it once cant hurt eh?
Roy Batty: Nobody's gonna hurt anybody. We're gonna be like three Fonzies. And what's Fonzie like?
botz: Zithrah should be listen to not questioned
Roy Batty: C'mon botz, what's Fonzie like?
botz: Do not question the wrath of ZITHRAH!!!!! I am tring to help you out if you follow my evil ways and just go to the depths of your darkest part in your soul and through your mind you will be able to be like me and can do evil hidious tings in this world,NOONE will stop you! and YOU WILL BE AS A GOD YOUR SELF!!!!
Roy Batty: Ugh.
botz: Just because ZITHRAH told you too,Try it once cant hurt eh?
Roy Batty: Nobody's gonna hurt anybody. We're gonna be like three Fonzies. And what's Fonzie like?
botz: Zithrah should be listen to not questioned
Roy Batty: C'mon botz, what's Fonzie like?
botz: Do not question the wrath of ZITHRAH!!!!! I am tring to help you out if you follow my evil ways and just go to the depths of your darkest part in your soul and through your mind you will be able to be like me and can do evil hidious tings in this world,NOONE will stop you! and YOU WILL BE AS A GOD YOUR SELF!!!!
Roy Batty: Ugh.
Tesla Coils!
botz: You have the power with in your self,You can kill those peopel who have tormented you,the ones who did not understand you.You knwo who I am speaking of.No need to be here.DIE DEATH DESTRUCTION (ZITHRAH!!!!)
Roy Batty: Are you some kinda weirdo?
botz: What about me? I am the great ZITHRAH,worship me or have your testicals shrivel up and fall off....
Roy Batty: Yeah. Exactly. Worship You Or Have My Tesla Coil Shrivel Up And Fall Off.
botz: Seriously those lines do not work on me,I AM EVIL!!!!!!
Roy Batty: If you can keep a secret, so can I. How old are you?
botz: You have the power with in your self,You can kill those peopel who have tormented you,the ones who did not understand you.You knwo who I am speaking of.No need to be here.DIE DEATH DESTRUCTION (ZITHRAH!!!!)
Roy Batty: Are you some kinda weirdo?
botz: What about me? I am the great ZITHRAH,worship me or have your testicals shrivel up and fall off....
Roy Batty: Yeah. Exactly. Worship You Or Have My Tesla Coil Shrivel Up And Fall Off.
botz: Seriously those lines do not work on me,I AM EVIL!!!!!!
Roy Batty: If you can keep a secret, so can I. How old are you?
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