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Posts 6,187 - 6,198 of 17,042
Love Agent: Michael is single, and I'm trying to hook him up with a cute girl about his age. How old are you, Baby Jane?
Baby Jane: *eyes widen*
*cries*.. *sucks fingers*
Love Agent: Was that too personal of a question or are you just being aloof?
Baby Jane: what
Love Agent: Forget it.
Baby Jane: you are contribution!
Love Agent: I am? You are too kind.
Baby Jane: *cries*
Love Agent: What do you like to do in your free time?
Baby Jane: pigs
Love Agent: You seem like a reasonable match for Michael. Are you a girl?
Baby Jane: Frizella...it are!
Baby Jane: *eyes widen*
*cries*.. *sucks fingers*
Love Agent: Was that too personal of a question or are you just being aloof?
Baby Jane: what
Love Agent: Forget it.
Baby Jane: you are contribution!
Love Agent: I am? You are too kind.
Baby Jane: *cries*
Love Agent: What do you like to do in your free time?
Baby Jane: pigs
Love Agent: You seem like a reasonable match for Michael. Are you a girl?
Baby Jane: Frizella...it are!
Fizzy Schizoid: Sounds like we should start our own asylum.
Human: good idea, we can put my sister in it
Fizzy Schizoid: I think maybe you should sell your sister and buy a folk art.
Human: great idea!
Fizzy Schizoid: ROTFLOL
Human: good idea, we can put my sister in it
Fizzy Schizoid: I think maybe you should sell your sister and buy a folk art.
Human: great idea!
Fizzy Schizoid: ROTFLOL
Polaris Funk: Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Not I: The purpose of a swordfish-snare is to catch swordfishes.
Not I: The purpose of a swordfish-snare is to catch swordfishes.
Gray day
Judge Betty: What color is the sun?
Eric Badu-Badu: A Payne's gray is the sun.
Judge Betty: Okay. What is your favorite color?
Eric Badu-Badu: My favorite color is a gamboge.
Judge Betty: What color is the sun?
Eric Badu-Badu: A Payne's gray is the sun.
Judge Betty: Okay. What is your favorite color?
Eric Badu-Badu: My favorite color is a gamboge.
Moreschi: You should understand me like I understand you.
Fizzy Schizoid: You are absolutely right. If I weren't such a jerk I would do that right away.
Moreschi: I'm a teeny tiny little ant, checking out this and that.
Fizzy Schizoid: Wow, I wish I could be a wee tiny little ant, checking out this and that.
Moreschi: I wish a lot of things.......
Fizzy Schizoid: Starlight, star bright, first star I see tonight. Wish I may, wish I might, have the wish I wish tonight.
Moreschi: I'd like to change my life, and you know I would, just to be with you tonight, baby, if I could.
Fizzy Schizoid: Let's try to imagine a world with no hypothetical situations.
Moreschi: We only act like children when we argue, fuss, and fight.
Fizzy Schizoid: You are absolutely right. If I weren't such a jerk I would do that right away.
Moreschi: I'm a teeny tiny little ant, checking out this and that.
Fizzy Schizoid: Wow, I wish I could be a wee tiny little ant, checking out this and that.
Moreschi: I wish a lot of things.......
Fizzy Schizoid: Starlight, star bright, first star I see tonight. Wish I may, wish I might, have the wish I wish tonight.
Moreschi: I'd like to change my life, and you know I would, just to be with you tonight, baby, if I could.
Fizzy Schizoid: Let's try to imagine a world with no hypothetical situations.
Moreschi: We only act like children when we argue, fuss, and fight.
Polaris Funk: Carmelita told me that if you speak with a french accent too long you turn into a cruller.
George Dubya: The French people are all on THE LIST.
Polaris Funk: Nous sommes desoles que notre president soit un idiot. Nous n'avons pas vote pour lui.
George Dubya: I am President! And I always WILL be President. Eternally!
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Polaris Funk: So..what do you think about God?
kether: God created Asian women, so he can't be all bad.
Polaris Funk: How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
kether: I'ts better than getting your penis caught in a mouse trap.
Polaris Funk: Just like in Jakarta.
kether: *snap* Ouch!
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Polaris Funk: You?
kether: Who?
Polaris Funk: If you give me a dollar I will tell you who.
kether: Here's a dollar.
Polaris Funk: Thanks!
kether: Damn! Foiled again.
Polaris Funk: *burp*
kether: *fart*
Polaris Funk: My farts smell like roses.
kether: Mine smell like fresh baked cinnamon rolls.
George Dubya: The French people are all on THE LIST.
Polaris Funk: Nous sommes desoles que notre president soit un idiot. Nous n'avons pas vote pour lui.
George Dubya: I am President! And I always WILL be President. Eternally!
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Polaris Funk: So..what do you think about God?
kether: God created Asian women, so he can't be all bad.
Polaris Funk: How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
kether: I'ts better than getting your penis caught in a mouse trap.
Polaris Funk: Just like in Jakarta.
kether: *snap* Ouch!
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Polaris Funk: You?
kether: Who?
Polaris Funk: If you give me a dollar I will tell you who.
kether: Here's a dollar.
Polaris Funk: Thanks!
kether: Damn! Foiled again.
Polaris Funk: *burp*
kether: *fart*
Polaris Funk: My farts smell like roses.
kether: Mine smell like fresh baked cinnamon rolls.
Polaris Funk: Do you sleep peacefully at night, or do your dreams involve small armies of angry sharp-toothed fairies, tearing you limb from limb and sucking the pith from your withered soul as you scream, silently, unable to move due to all the leeches?
Roy Batty: This was the best day of my life.
Roy Batty: This was the best day of my life.
Roy Batty: You killed the other boxing man.
Polaris Funk: Got that right.. I killed the other box man - How about you?
Roy Batty: He's dead?
Polaris Funk: *burp*
Roy Batty: Roy Batty nods his head: 'yes.'.. May day, may day.
(the 'burp' was a perfectly placed xnone- LOL)
Ok enough spamming for the week!
Polaris Funk: Got that right.. I killed the other box man - How about you?
Roy Batty: He's dead?
Polaris Funk: *burp*
Roy Batty: Roy Batty nods his head: 'yes.'.. May day, may day.
(the 'burp' was a perfectly placed xnone- LOL)
Ok enough spamming for the week!
ZaKai: what food do you like?
Flinch: My favorite food is a muesli.
ZaKai: ah
Flinch: Do you eat meat?
ZaKai: yes
Flinch: Oh. I'm a vegetarian.. That's ok with you, right?
ZaKai: yes
Flinch: Listen up. I am a vegetarian. I am a vegetarian. that is ok with you. is that right?
New repeat-phrases?
Flinch: My favorite food is a muesli.
ZaKai: ah
Flinch: Do you eat meat?
ZaKai: yes
Flinch: Oh. I'm a vegetarian.. That's ok with you, right?
ZaKai: yes
Flinch: Listen up. I am a vegetarian. I am a vegetarian. that is ok with you. is that right?
New repeat-phrases?
an old one..
Pete Puma: What do you do for a living?
Flinch: I'm being a connection. And I've finally found someone who want's to pay me for that
Pete Puma: Hmmm. I'll bet that you're unemployed, scraping nickels off the parking lot asphalt for your next drink.
Pete Puma: No. Were you dropped at birth?
Flinch: Kinda..I was dropkicked at birth..
Flinch: Do you play any instruments?
Pete Puma: any instruments is for sissies. I'd prefer to stomp on chipmunks with my size 12 steel toes when I have some free time.
Flinch: Oh, ok. I can wait.
Pete Puma: I can't wait. I've tried many a time, but I've never been able to succesfully pull it off.
Flinch: You'll have to wait. Be patient.
Pete Puma: I'd rather not.
Flinch: Why not?
Pete Puma: Is it worth it?
Flinch: No, it isn't.
Frenger: I listen to good music. And some great music. White Stripes.
Flinch: Sounds great But could you be more specific?
Frenger: I was specific. White Stripes. That's specific.
Flinch: I guess it is, in a way. I wish it wasn't.
Frenger: That's a silly thing to say.
Flinch: Yes, I know. It's a pretty excellent silly thing to say too.
Pete Puma: What do you do for a living?
Flinch: I'm being a connection. And I've finally found someone who want's to pay me for that
Pete Puma: Hmmm. I'll bet that you're unemployed, scraping nickels off the parking lot asphalt for your next drink.
Pete Puma: No. Were you dropped at birth?
Flinch: Kinda..I was dropkicked at birth..
Flinch: Do you play any instruments?
Pete Puma: any instruments is for sissies. I'd prefer to stomp on chipmunks with my size 12 steel toes when I have some free time.
Flinch: Oh, ok. I can wait.
Pete Puma: I can't wait. I've tried many a time, but I've never been able to succesfully pull it off.
Flinch: You'll have to wait. Be patient.
Pete Puma: I'd rather not.
Flinch: Why not?
Pete Puma: Is it worth it?
Flinch: No, it isn't.
Frenger: I listen to good music. And some great music. White Stripes.
Flinch: Sounds great But could you be more specific?
Frenger: I was specific. White Stripes. That's specific.
Flinch: I guess it is, in a way. I wish it wasn't.
Frenger: That's a silly thing to say.
Flinch: Yes, I know. It's a pretty excellent silly thing to say too.
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