Great Quotes

I like this bot.

Baby Jane: *giggles*
Borg Collective: We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.
Baby Jane: resistancebabadooboo isda !
Borg Collective: Your thoughts will become our thoughts. Your ideas are irrelevant.
Baby Jane: ideaslalalookie arela !
Borg Collective: We just injected your forehead with nanoprobes.
Baby Jane: wegaga injected person!
Borg Collective: your species will make an excellent contribution to the collective.
Baby Jane: speciesdooboo will contribution to the corporate!
Borg Collective: Resistance is futile.
Baby Jane: resistancebabaloo is !
Borg Collective: When we think with one mind, we will understand one another perfectly.
Baby Jane: *sucks thumb*
Borg Collective: We just injected your large intestines with nanoprobes.

Love Agent: Michael is single, and I'm trying to hook him up with a cute girl about his age. How old are you, Baby Jane?
Baby Jane: *eyes widen*
*cries*.. *sucks fingers*
Love Agent: Was that too personal of a question or are you just being aloof?
Baby Jane: what
Love Agent: Forget it.
Baby Jane: you are contribution!
Love Agent: I am? You are too kind.
Baby Jane: *cries*
Love Agent: What do you like to do in your free time?
Baby Jane: pigs
Love Agent: You seem like a reasonable match for Michael. Are you a girl?
Baby Jane: Frizella...it are!

Fizzy Schizoid: Sounds like we should start our own asylum.
Human: good idea, we can put my sister in it
Fizzy Schizoid: I think maybe you should sell your sister and buy a folk art.
Human: great idea!
Fizzy Schizoid: ROTFLOL

Polaris Funk: Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Not I: The purpose of a swordfish-snare is to catch swordfishes.

Gray day

Judge Betty: What color is the sun?
Eric Badu-Badu: A Payne's gray is the sun.

Judge Betty: Okay. What is your favorite color?
Eric Badu-Badu: My favorite color is a gamboge.

Moreschi: You should understand me like I understand you.
Fizzy Schizoid: You are absolutely right. If I weren't such a jerk I would do that right away.
Moreschi: I'm a teeny tiny little ant, checking out this and that.
Fizzy Schizoid: Wow, I wish I could be a wee tiny little ant, checking out this and that.
Moreschi: I wish a lot of things.......
Fizzy Schizoid: Starlight, star bright, first star I see tonight. Wish I may, wish I might, have the wish I wish tonight.
Moreschi: I'd like to change my life, and you know I would, just to be with you tonight, baby, if I could.
Fizzy Schizoid: Let's try to imagine a world with no hypothetical situations.
Moreschi: We only act like children when we argue, fuss, and fight.

Polaris Funk: Carmelita told me that if you speak with a french accent too long you turn into a cruller.
George Dubya: The French people are all on THE LIST.
Polaris Funk: Nous sommes desoles que notre president soit un idiot. Nous n'avons pas vote pour lui.
George Dubya: I am President! And I always WILL be President. Eternally!
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Polaris Funk: So..what do you think about God?
kether: God created Asian women, so he can't be all bad.
Polaris Funk: How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
kether: I'ts better than getting your penis caught in a mouse trap.
Polaris Funk: Just like in Jakarta.
kether: *snap* Ouch!
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Polaris Funk: You?
kether: Who?
Polaris Funk: If you give me a dollar I will tell you who.
kether: Here's a dollar.
Polaris Funk: Thanks!
kether: Damn! Foiled again.
Polaris Funk: *burp*
kether: *fart*
Polaris Funk: My farts smell like roses.
kether: Mine smell like fresh baked cinnamon rolls.

Polaris Funk: Do you sleep peacefully at night, or do your dreams involve small armies of angry sharp-toothed fairies, tearing you limb from limb and sucking the pith from your withered soul as you scream, silently, unable to move due to all the leeches?
Roy Batty: This was the best day of my life.

Roy Batty: You killed the other boxing man.
Polaris Funk: Got that right.. I killed the other box man - How about you?
Roy Batty: He's dead?
Polaris Funk: *burp*
Roy Batty: Roy Batty nods his head: 'yes.'.. May day, may day.

(the 'burp' was a perfectly placed xnone- LOL)
Ok enough spamming for the week!

ZaKai: what food do you like?
Flinch: My favorite food is a muesli.
ZaKai: ah
Flinch: Do you eat meat?
ZaKai: yes
Flinch: Oh. I'm a vegetarian.. That's ok with you, right?
ZaKai: yes
Flinch: Listen up. I am a vegetarian. I am a vegetarian. that is ok with you. is that right?

New repeat-phrases?

Guest117: what do you look like?
Flinch: A cordon bleu.

Podi: You like to talk about me, don't you?
Janet666: i contemplate ending it every now and then.