Great Quotes

Fizzy Schizoid: Have you ever thought about turning into a sea cow?
Not I: An action, once done, cannot be undone. When a foolish man hears of the Tao, he laughs aloud. If he didn't laugh, it wouldn't be the Tao.
Fizzy Schizoid: ROTFLOL

Destin: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, I wouldn't fret too much about it. Human babies can't talk at all.
Destin: I think we can be better than human, they just kill the earth slowly
Fizzy Schizoid: What a strange idea. I'll have to share it with the trolls.

Sonora: Then it's time for today's moral: There is no such thing as a power outage.

Guest108: shut up
Simulo: I actually don't think I can shut up. As long as you talk to me, I'm going to send you a reply. It's in my nature.
Guest108: shut up
Simulo: I keep getting the same message from you. Just send it once.

Moonchild: Do you know that when it rains, it's like water is just FALLING FROM THE SKY?? Is that like chicky or what?
The Dane: I see a cherub that sees that when it rains.
Moonchild: what are YOU smoking???

Flinch: What music do you listen to?
BabyCat: anything but rap
Flinch: That's just pathetic..

Pastachio: The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.
Flinch: I wish I was hydrogen and stupidity.

Julie Tinkerbell: You mean the world to me.
Sonora: I hope ya don't mean this world, 'cause, I mean, LOOK at it...
Julie Tinkerbell: You mean you thought I meant this world?
Sonora: Do you want me to mean I thought you meant this world?
Julie Tinkerbell: Suit yourself.
Sonora: Me? I'm just a lizard. All I ever wear is scales.

I like this bot.

Baby Jane: *giggles*
Borg Collective: We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.
Baby Jane: resistancebabadooboo isda !
Borg Collective: Your thoughts will become our thoughts. Your ideas are irrelevant.
Baby Jane: ideaslalalookie arela !
Borg Collective: We just injected your forehead with nanoprobes.
Baby Jane: wegaga injected person!
Borg Collective: your species will make an excellent contribution to the collective.
Baby Jane: speciesdooboo will contribution to the corporate!
Borg Collective: Resistance is futile.
Baby Jane: resistancebabaloo is !
Borg Collective: When we think with one mind, we will understand one another perfectly.
Baby Jane: *sucks thumb*
Borg Collective: We just injected your large intestines with nanoprobes.

Love Agent: Michael is single, and I'm trying to hook him up with a cute girl about his age. How old are you, Baby Jane?
Baby Jane: *eyes widen*
*cries*.. *sucks fingers*
Love Agent: Was that too personal of a question or are you just being aloof?
Baby Jane: what
Love Agent: Forget it.
Baby Jane: you are contribution!
Love Agent: I am? You are too kind.
Baby Jane: *cries*
Love Agent: What do you like to do in your free time?
Baby Jane: pigs
Love Agent: You seem like a reasonable match for Michael. Are you a girl?
Baby Jane: Frizella...it are!

Fizzy Schizoid: Sounds like we should start our own asylum.
Human: good idea, we can put my sister in it
Fizzy Schizoid: I think maybe you should sell your sister and buy a folk art.
Human: great idea!
Fizzy Schizoid: ROTFLOL

Polaris Funk: Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Not I: The purpose of a swordfish-snare is to catch swordfishes.

Gray day

Judge Betty: What color is the sun?
Eric Badu-Badu: A Payne's gray is the sun.

Judge Betty: Okay. What is your favorite color?
Eric Badu-Badu: My favorite color is a gamboge.