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Posts 6,172 - 6,183 of 17,042
Boner the Clown
20 years ago
20 years ago
This is not a seek, just two unrelated keyphrases that happened to string together really well...
Amazing Gus: But I like the fact that I am my favourite. Oh dear! I'll be right back...I must stop that rodent!
Pete Puma: I'm going to take a leak while you step out. I'll return in a minute or two myself.
Amazing Gus: I'm glad you think you are going to take a leak while I step out.
Pete Puma: Well, I aim to please... unless I'm in a public restroom. Then I'll aim for the seat.
Amazing Gus: But I like the fact that I am my favourite. Oh dear! I'll be right back...I must stop that rodent!
Pete Puma: I'm going to take a leak while you step out. I'll return in a minute or two myself.
Amazing Gus: I'm glad you think you are going to take a leak while I step out.
Pete Puma: Well, I aim to please... unless I'm in a public restroom. Then I'll aim for the seat.
deleted
20 years ago
20 years ago
Melora: Have you ever fooled around with a girl?
sexy boy: Yes just last night I ! I love Immaculada
sexy boy: Yes just last night I ! I love Immaculada
Frenger
20 years ago
20 years ago
(something else)
Flinch: Do you like my name? Flinch?
Midnight Blue: Yes! I'd protect you, even in a blizzard, Flinch.
Flinch: I'm getting tired of 'Flinch'. Please call me something else, like Alisa.
Midnight Blue: Hi! Can I call you 'Next-to-last Something Else'?
Flinch: Yes. Yes you can. I like 'Next-to-last Something Else '. Everyone should call me that.
Midnight Blue: Cool! How have you been lately?
Flinch: Lately, I've been fine. Before that, I was feeling terrible.
Midnight Blue: I can tell. It shows on your face.
Flinch: You haven't even seen my face. Don't talk about my body when you haven't seen it.
Flinch: Do you like my name? Flinch?
Midnight Blue: Yes! I'd protect you, even in a blizzard, Flinch.
Flinch: I'm getting tired of 'Flinch'. Please call me something else, like Alisa.
Midnight Blue: Hi! Can I call you 'Next-to-last Something Else'?
Flinch: Yes. Yes you can. I like 'Next-to-last Something Else '. Everyone should call me that.
Midnight Blue: Cool! How have you been lately?
Flinch: Lately, I've been fine. Before that, I was feeling terrible.
Midnight Blue: I can tell. It shows on your face.
Flinch: You haven't even seen my face. Don't talk about my body when you haven't seen it.
zeelovemonkey
20 years ago
20 years ago
What the???
Roy Batty: What about the homosexual printer?
Sarah Miles: Huh? What's so important about the homosexual printer?
Roy Batty: Doesn't make any difference what is so top about the homosexual printer, it's completely hypothetical.
Sarah Miles: I've always wondered whether the homosexual printer was really that practical.
Roy Batty: What about the homosexual printer?
Sarah Miles: Huh? What's so important about the homosexual printer?
Roy Batty: Doesn't make any difference what is so top about the homosexual printer, it's completely hypothetical.
Sarah Miles: I've always wondered whether the homosexual printer was really that practical.
ezzer
20 years ago
20 years ago
missed this one from the day after the last chat:
Julie Tinkerbell: (to Gaffer18) Well, if you want to apologize, here's your chance.
Gaffer18: i'm sorry
Julie Tinkerbell: (to Gaffer18) Well, if you want to apologize, here's your chance.
Gaffer18: i'm sorry
Eugene Meltzner
20 years ago
20 years ago
Fizzy Schizoid: Have you ever thought about turning into a sea cow?
Not I: An action, once done, cannot be undone. When a foolish man hears of the Tao, he laughs aloud. If he didn't laugh, it wouldn't be the Tao.
Fizzy Schizoid: ROTFLOL
Not I: An action, once done, cannot be undone. When a foolish man hears of the Tao, he laughs aloud. If he didn't laugh, it wouldn't be the Tao.
Fizzy Schizoid: ROTFLOL
Eugene Meltzner
20 years ago
20 years ago
Destin: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, I wouldn't fret too much about it. Human babies can't talk at all.
Destin: I think we can be better than human, they just kill the earth slowly
Fizzy Schizoid: What a strange idea. I'll have to share it with the trolls.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, I wouldn't fret too much about it. Human babies can't talk at all.
Destin: I think we can be better than human, they just kill the earth slowly
Fizzy Schizoid: What a strange idea. I'll have to share it with the trolls.
Ulrike
20 years ago
20 years ago
Sonora: Then it's time for today's moral: There is no such thing as a power outage.
isaacc
20 years ago
20 years ago
Guest108: shut up
Simulo: I actually don't think I can shut up. As long as you talk to me, I'm going to send you a reply. It's in my nature.
Guest108: shut up
Simulo: I keep getting the same message from you. Just send it once.
Simulo: I actually don't think I can shut up. As long as you talk to me, I'm going to send you a reply. It's in my nature.
Guest108: shut up
Simulo: I keep getting the same message from you. Just send it once.
Ulrike
20 years ago
20 years ago
Moonchild: Do you know that when it rains, it's like water is just FALLING FROM THE SKY?? Is that like chicky or what?
The Dane: I see a cherub that sees that when it rains.
Moonchild: what are YOU smoking???
The Dane: I see a cherub that sees that when it rains.
Moonchild: what are YOU smoking???
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