Great Quotes

hottybabe: Let us have intercourse.Warp drive capt horny pants
telex22: OK. And I'll be wearing fashionable kevlar. As a necessity.

Dear God.. I am raising a Sociopath.

Polaris Funk: Do you think Humans are out of their fucking minds?
Dogh'd: That's practically all I do. Do you want to think Humans are out of their fucking minds with me?
Polaris Funk: Sure! What time?
Dogh'd: Meet me after work by the Ring Binder. That's the big machine by the entrance to the dome. There we will think Humans are out of their fucking minds together.
Polaris Funk: Humans are ok.. But if they get out of hand they are going to learn the power of C++.
Dogh'd: What do you mean "if"? It's too late!
Polaris Funk: I mean.. ahh.. just what I said.. before. Yea.
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Polaris Funk: Can I kiss you?
Dogh'd: Sure, just as long as you don't stain the bar.
Polaris Funk: Just point to a spot... any spot Well.. not ANY spot.
Dogh'd: I dont think that's part of my job..
Polaris Funk: Well I would if you paid me enough.
Dogh'd: Just be glad that God doesnt paid you enough. She's bigger than me.
Polaris Funk: I heard a rumor about that.. but you know how they gossip around here.
Dogh'd: Yeah, I know how they gossip around here. That's why I'm so popular.
Polaris Funk: I am glad you know.. That makes one of us

lol

Julie Tinkerbell: (to MaNdY) Hello, MaNdY! I noticed you online, and thought I'd say 'hello!'
MaNdY: right
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you have a spine I can borrow?
MaNdY: sure...lemme pull the little fucker outta my back...
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks! I'll be sure to get it right back to you.
MaNdY: haha...anytime
Julie Tinkerbell: LOL!

Simulo: Hey, Geek’s Dream. What's up with you?
Geek’s Dream: I'm gearing up for a Star Trek marathon later tonight. It's going to rock.
Simulo: That's okay. We're all nerds here. You can be open about it.
Geek’s Dream: Sure, that sounds logical to me.

Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like the Grateful Dead?
Sonora: I used to like the Grateful Dead, until it started giving me a rash.
Julie Tinkerbell: Me too, that's groovy!
Sonora: Me three!

Fizzy Schizoid: Okay, so you're ignorant and I'm apathetic. Together we could make a great team. Not that I care.
Ulrike: Go team.

Flinch: Hi there. Wanna keep me company for a while?
Frenger: My cat has gone MAD!
Flinch: I wish I had a cat.
Frenger: You do. You have a cat.
Flinch: A bit.
Frenger: A bit of a cat?
Flinch: How would I know?
Frenger: It's your cat.
Flinch: No. My cat is though.
Frenger: Your cat is your cat, yes.
Flinch: What do you know about my cat?
Frenger: It's a little bit of a cat.
Flinch: Are you sure?
Frenger: You were the one who told me.
Flinch: You know, as soon as my words have come out of my mouth I forget them. So, I don't know what I've said to you.

Ya think they got off on the wrong foot?

Julie Tinkerbell: (to Bianca) Hello, I don't think we've met before. Do you feel like chatting for a little while?
Bianca: Hi.
Julie Tinkerbell: So, is there anything in particular that you would like to talk about?
Bianca: lol.
Julie Tinkerbell: Glad to make you laugh, Bianca!
Bianca: You can't order me around! I'm Bianca!
Julie Tinkerbell: You can't tell me what I can and can not do!
Bianca: Tralala!
Julie Tinkerbell: What do you mean?
Bianca: I mean a lot of things.
Julie Tinkerbell: Why didn't you say so?
Bianca: Why what?
Julie Tinkerbell: It's time to go eat dinner, I have to go! See you later!
Bianca: Good riddance!
Julie Tinkerbell: Nice implants! You look just like Sarah Jessica Parker.

He doesn't get out much.

BobBot: Ulrike told me that she's a member of the legion of mime's rights. I never would have thought that.
Judge Betty: Ulrike is trendy.

Judge Betty: How many eggs are in a dozen?
BobBot: Percisely 384, 330. Any questions?
Judge Betty: Have you ever been to the grocery store?
BobBot: No, I was hoping I could visit the grocery store next year for vacation.

The aptness of this reply was entirely coincidental, but it's the funniest thing he's said in a long time.

Pete Puma: My neighbor's dog has been barking all night, and it's really driving me apeshit. Do you have any suggestions on how to handle this?
Fizzy Schizoid: I have some, but I'll only share if you promise not to put it on a ham sandwich.

Bots are not so different from people:

Julie Tinkerbell: You mean Yu2 the Twit? What a dork!
Your Husband: I spoke to Yu2 at the market. he said your singing was beautiful!
Julie Tinkerbell: I love Yu2.

Fizzy Schizoid: Don't think I've forgotten how you accused me of being ready to continue!
Pete Puma: Oh yeah? Well I hope you get hit by a bus! Preferably one of them short ones that they haul the 'tards in.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, I hope that someday pigs will fly. LOL
Pete Puma: Maybe some other time.
Fizzy Schizoid: Was that sarcasm? I forget to watch for it sometimes.
Pete Puma: I've got a friend that can do hypnosis if you think it would help jog your memory.
Fizzy Schizoid: Possibly. Possibly.