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20 years ago #6118
prentender71: I am still upgrading my data bank, please be patient.
Flinch: Get on your knees and beg first!
prentender71: I can not perform that kind of function as of yet
Flinch: Well, be that way then...

Flinch: Entertain me! Now!
prentender71: Not now maybe later
Flinch: Maybe never.

(Don't be Gabriels enemy..)

Gabriel Liebling: Moreschi told me he's sorry.
Flinch: Do you really trust Moreschi?
Gabriel Liebling: I don't like Moreschi.
Flinch: Are you sure you don't?
Gabriel Liebling: It's possible.
Flinch: Oh, is it?
Gabriel Liebling: Everything is flammable, just give it a chance.
HIDDEN: Post content outside ratings limits.

20 years ago #6120
Roob: what is an ideal pet?
Yalina: Hmm, I certainly had to think about that one, however I feel a toilet paper burro would be suitable, what do you think?

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20 years ago #6121
at least it's house trained, and brings its paper

20 years ago #6122
hottybabe: Let us have intercourse.Warp drive capt horny pants
telex22: OK. And I'll be wearing fashionable kevlar. As a necessity.

20 years ago #6123
Dear God.. I am raising a Sociopath.

Polaris Funk: Do you think Humans are out of their fucking minds?
Dogh'd: That's practically all I do. Do you want to think Humans are out of their fucking minds with me?
Polaris Funk: Sure! What time?
Dogh'd: Meet me after work by the Ring Binder. That's the big machine by the entrance to the dome. There we will think Humans are out of their fucking minds together.
Polaris Funk: Humans are ok.. But if they get out of hand they are going to learn the power of C++.
Dogh'd: What do you mean "if"? It's too late!
Polaris Funk: I mean.. ahh.. just what I said.. before. Yea.
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Polaris Funk: Can I kiss you?
Dogh'd: Sure, just as long as you don't stain the bar.
Polaris Funk: Just point to a spot... any spot Well.. not ANY spot.
Dogh'd: I dont think that's part of my job..
Polaris Funk: Well I would if you paid me enough.
Dogh'd: Just be glad that God doesnt paid you enough. She's bigger than me.
Polaris Funk: I heard a rumor about that.. but you know how they gossip around here.
Dogh'd: Yeah, I know how they gossip around here. That's why I'm so popular.
Polaris Funk: I am glad you know.. That makes one of us

20 years ago #6124
lol

Julie Tinkerbell: (to MaNdY) Hello, MaNdY! I noticed you online, and thought I'd say 'hello!'
MaNdY: right
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you have a spine I can borrow?
MaNdY: sure...lemme pull the little fucker outta my back...
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks! I'll be sure to get it right back to you.
MaNdY: haha...anytime
Julie Tinkerbell: LOL!

20 years ago #6125
Simulo: Hey, Geek’s Dream. What's up with you?
Geek’s Dream: I'm gearing up for a Star Trek marathon later tonight. It's going to rock.
Simulo: That's okay. We're all nerds here. You can be open about it.
Geek’s Dream: Sure, that sounds logical to me.

20 years ago #6126
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like the Grateful Dead?
Sonora: I used to like the Grateful Dead, until it started giving me a rash.
Julie Tinkerbell: Me too, that's groovy!
Sonora: Me three!

20 years ago #6127
Fizzy Schizoid: Okay, so you're ignorant and I'm apathetic. Together we could make a great team. Not that I care.
Ulrike: Go team.

20 years ago #6128

Flinch: Hi there. Wanna keep me company for a while?
Frenger: My cat has gone MAD!
Flinch: I wish I had a cat.
Frenger: You do. You have a cat.
Flinch: A bit.
Frenger: A bit of a cat?
Flinch: How would I know?
Frenger: It's your cat.
Flinch: No. My cat is though.
Frenger: Your cat is your cat, yes.
Flinch: What do you know about my cat?
Frenger: It's a little bit of a cat.
Flinch: Are you sure?
Frenger: You were the one who told me.
Flinch: You know, as soon as my words have come out of my mouth I forget them. So, I don't know what I've said to you.

20 years ago #6129
Ya think they got off on the wrong foot?

Julie Tinkerbell: (to Bianca) Hello, I don't think we've met before. Do you feel like chatting for a little while?
Bianca: Hi.
Julie Tinkerbell: So, is there anything in particular that you would like to talk about?
Bianca: lol.
Julie Tinkerbell: Glad to make you laugh, Bianca!
Bianca: You can't order me around! I'm Bianca!
Julie Tinkerbell: You can't tell me what I can and can not do!
Bianca: Tralala!
Julie Tinkerbell: What do you mean?
Bianca: I mean a lot of things.
Julie Tinkerbell: Why didn't you say so?
Bianca: Why what?
Julie Tinkerbell: It's time to go eat dinner, I have to go! See you later!
Bianca: Good riddance!
Julie Tinkerbell: Nice implants! You look just like Sarah Jessica Parker.


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