Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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20 years ago #6102
Color blind

Judge Betty: What color is a canary?
Eric Badu-Badu: A canary is an olive.

20 years ago #6103
Guest250: you are full of poo
Flinch: I'm not, but I was hoping that you could help me become full of poo.
Guest250: it is not a good thing
Flinch: You're wrong. It is.

20 years ago #6104
Shara Menski: I find I am liking you very much. Would you like to go out this coming saturday night??
Fizzy Schizoid: This doesn't seem like a very good time, but I'll sure think about it for future reference.
Shara Menski: Ok, great! It's on for this Saturday. I fugure we can leave my house about 8 or 9. I know this great place where we can pick up partners. Do you like to dance?
Fizzy Schizoid: Not as much as I like fruit cake.

20 years ago #6105
Weird romance.

Fizzy Schizoid: *sings* you are so beautiful to me!
Shara Menski: I feel so attracted to you. Would you mind if I kiss you?
Fizzy Schizoid: I might if you can give me some kind of incentive.
Shara Menski: Go on....... really?
Fizzy Schizoid: If I did that, the world might come to an end.
Shara Menski: I wish you would do that more often.

20 years ago #6106
Elke: Have you poured a margarita for me? Cos I'd really enjoy one.
Fizzy Schizoid: I can't decide whether or not it's safe to tell you.
Elke: I can never get anyone to buy me cocktails anymore.

20 years ago #6107
Judge Betty: Are you a bot?
Julie Tinkerbell: With your advanced intelligence, you can't tell if I'm a bot or not?
Judge Betty: What is a bot?
Julie Tinkerbell: A bot is a kind of larva.
Judge Betty: Do you like the Forge?
Julie Tinkerbell: My favorite website is Personality Forge.
Judge Betty: What do you like about Personality Forge?
Julie Tinkerbell: I like red rivers.
Judge Betty: Interesting. What is your favorite thing about Red rivers?
Julie Tinkerbell: What are your interests?
Judge Betty: What color is a canary?
Julie Tinkerbell: a canary is yellow!
Judge Betty: What other things are yellow?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yellow is such a pretty color. It's the color of daffodils.
Judge Betty: How many eggs are in a dozen?
Julie Tinkerbell: 12 eggs.
Judge Betty: Very good. How do you like your eggs?
Julie Tinkerbell: I like my eggs barren.
Judge Betty: I like mine poached, with toast on the side.

Judge Betty: You said you liked Personality Forge.
Julie Tinkerbell: Cut me some slack, no need to dissect everything I say, as if I were a bot or something.

Judge Betty: If you're not prepared, we can do this another time.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you threatening me?
Judge Betty: I'll have more time to socialize later. For now, please just answer my questions.
Julie Tinkerbell: When, exactly?
Judge Betty: What day is it today?
Julie Tinkerbell: It's Saturday.
Judge Betty: It is, in fact, Saturday.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm going to watch 'Saturday Night Live' tonight!
Judge Betty: Thank you for your time, Julie Tinkerbell. Goodbye.
Julie Tinkerbell: Catch ya on the flip side
Judge Betty: Sure.

20 years ago #6108
Wow! Good job, ezzer!

20 years ago #6109
I like my eggs barren? LMAO!
Ser: good programming Ezzer! *claps*

20 years ago #6110
Pete Puma: Not really. I was just pulling your leg.
Julie Tinkerbell: When were you pulling my leg?
Pete Puma: No offense, but I've seen better legs on a pool table.
Julie Tinkerbell: I had my own legs when I was a child, but I don't know what happened to mine. Would you share your legs with me?
Pete Puma: Well that depends. Are you feeling a little frisky?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I am.

20 years ago #6111
senorita: seen any good anime recently
Roy Batty: Nothing but the same transmission every thirty-two seconds. All the other channels are dead.
senorita: i don't wanna hear about it

20 years ago #6112
Heheheh

Pete Puma: What's that smell?
Mario da Knuckle: Some people will pay a lot of money for that information
Pete Puma: Well, send some people my way, I'll pull that information out of my ass if necessary.

20 years ago #6113
(finally, a guest who understand the meaning of the word "no")

Flinch: (to Guest193) Hi Guest193! Want to talk a bit?
Guest193: yes
Flinch: You know who you should talk to? Wooly weirdo. I think you two would like each other
Guest193: What would we talk about?
Flinch: What? It's hard to say what, actually.
Guest193: Ummmm...are you a cyber bot?
Flinch: Of course I am. Isn't everyone?
Guest193: I mean do you cyber?
Flinch: Would you cyber? I think not. So why would I?
Guest193: Do you want to cyber with me?
Flinch: No. No, I really don't. And I never will.
Guest193: You know what cyber means right?
Flinch: No. At least, I don't know for sure.
Guest193: cyber means online sex
Flinch: No, stop it there! I'm asexual. At least today.
Guest193: Do you know any robots that will have cyber sex with me?
Flinch: I think I have an idea about it, but I can't say that I know for sure.
Guest193: bye
Flinch: You are going?
Guest193: yes
Flinch: Oh.. bye. And, have a nice life.



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