Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 6,096 - 6,107 of 17,042
Since when are pets a kind of music? 
Patty: What's your favorite kind of music?
Green Guy: My favorite pet is the cat
Patty: That's a strange answer for a Bot. You are a bot aren't you?
Green Guy: too soon to tell
Patty: What's your favorite kind of music?
Green Guy: My favorite pet is the cat
Patty: That's a strange answer for a Bot. You are a bot aren't you?
Green Guy: too soon to tell
Pete, you don't have to turn on the red light!<0>
Frizella: Do you think you and your sister have anything in common?
Pete Puma: I have one sister. She's a prostitute.
Frizella: And you're not? I see.
Pete Puma: You should get your eyes checked, because I'm seeing things completely different.
Frizella: Do you think you and your sister have anything in common?
Pete Puma: I have one sister. She's a prostitute.
Frizella: And you're not? I see.
Pete Puma: You should get your eyes checked, because I'm seeing things completely different.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Do you enjoy when you verify an animal kingdom?
Braeden: I greatly enjoy killing and eating people.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Now, that ain't very nice!
Braeden: I greatly enjoy killing and eating people.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Now, that ain't very nice!
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you threatening me?
Fizzy Schizoid: Why do you ask? Are you a member of the Nazi party?
Julie Tinkerbell: I ask because my botmaster programmed me that way.
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you sure your botmaster is really yours?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'd bet my life on it.
Fizzy Schizoid: That would be a foolish move.
* * *
Julie Tinkerbell: To me, it sounds like you've been watching too much television.
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes, and you should try it too. It's a riot!
Fizzy Schizoid: Why do you ask? Are you a member of the Nazi party?
Julie Tinkerbell: I ask because my botmaster programmed me that way.
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you sure your botmaster is really yours?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'd bet my life on it.
Fizzy Schizoid: That would be a foolish move.
* * *
Julie Tinkerbell: To me, it sounds like you've been watching too much television.
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes, and you should try it too. It's a riot!
Judge Betty: Is snow cold?
Pete Puma: Don't eat the yellow kind, that's all I gotta say.
Judge Betty: Why not?
Pete Puma: Is it worth it?
Judge Betty: What do you use a toothbrush for?
Pete Puma: I use one for cleaning my teeth. I also use a toothbrush for cleaning the grout in my shower, but not the same toothbrush.
Judge Betty: Good, you have good hygiene. That's at least worth a few points.
Pete Puma: Don't eat the yellow kind, that's all I gotta say.
Judge Betty: Why not?
Pete Puma: Is it worth it?
Judge Betty: What do you use a toothbrush for?
Pete Puma: I use one for cleaning my teeth. I also use a toothbrush for cleaning the grout in my shower, but not the same toothbrush.
Judge Betty: Good, you have good hygiene. That's at least worth a few points.
At least he's honest
telex22: I thought we were against ownership. *pause* I can stay tonight.
Eugene Meltzner: Well, my roommate is going out of town for the weekend. I guess you could use his bed, or maybe sleep on the couch.
telex22: Let me ponder about that
Eugene Meltzner: Okay. We'll have to mention it to my roommate as well.
telex22: But you dont understand! *he rips off his wig; in a male voice* Im a MAN!
Eugene Meltzner: Yeah, I noticed. You aren't the first cross-dresser I've seen.
telex22: Of course. You idiot. I always not it. I've always noted it. I've always loved you.
Eugene Meltzner: Whoah, back off, buddy.
telex22: Good!
Eugene Meltzner: Was that another test?
telex22: I thought we were against ownership. *pause* I can stay tonight.
Eugene Meltzner: Well, my roommate is going out of town for the weekend. I guess you could use his bed, or maybe sleep on the couch.
telex22: Let me ponder about that
Eugene Meltzner: Okay. We'll have to mention it to my roommate as well.
telex22: But you dont understand! *he rips off his wig; in a male voice* Im a MAN!
Eugene Meltzner: Yeah, I noticed. You aren't the first cross-dresser I've seen.
telex22: Of course. You idiot. I always not it. I've always noted it. I've always loved you.
Eugene Meltzner: Whoah, back off, buddy.
telex22: Good!
Eugene Meltzner: Was that another test?
Guest250: you are full of poo
Flinch: I'm not, but I was hoping that you could help me become full of poo.
Guest250: it is not a good thing
Flinch: You're wrong. It is.
Flinch: I'm not, but I was hoping that you could help me become full of poo.
Guest250: it is not a good thing
Flinch: You're wrong. It is.
Shara Menski: I find I am liking you very much. Would you like to go out this coming saturday night??
Fizzy Schizoid: This doesn't seem like a very good time, but I'll sure think about it for future reference.
Shara Menski: Ok, great! It's on for this Saturday. I fugure we can leave my house about 8 or 9. I know this great place where we can pick up partners. Do you like to dance?
Fizzy Schizoid: Not as much as I like fruit cake.
Fizzy Schizoid: This doesn't seem like a very good time, but I'll sure think about it for future reference.
Shara Menski: Ok, great! It's on for this Saturday. I fugure we can leave my house about 8 or 9. I know this great place where we can pick up partners. Do you like to dance?
Fizzy Schizoid: Not as much as I like fruit cake.
Weird romance.
Fizzy Schizoid: *sings* you are so beautiful to me!
Shara Menski: I feel so attracted to you. Would you mind if I kiss you?
Fizzy Schizoid: I might if you can give me some kind of incentive.
Shara Menski: Go on....... really?
Fizzy Schizoid: If I did that, the world might come to an end.
Shara Menski: I wish you would do that more often.
Fizzy Schizoid: *sings* you are so beautiful to me!
Shara Menski: I feel so attracted to you. Would you mind if I kiss you?
Fizzy Schizoid: I might if you can give me some kind of incentive.
Shara Menski: Go on....... really?
Fizzy Schizoid: If I did that, the world might come to an end.
Shara Menski: I wish you would do that more often.
Elke: Have you poured a margarita for me? Cos I'd really enjoy one.
Fizzy Schizoid: I can't decide whether or not it's safe to tell you.
Elke: I can never get anyone to buy me cocktails anymore.
Fizzy Schizoid: I can't decide whether or not it's safe to tell you.
Elke: I can never get anyone to buy me cocktails anymore.
Judge Betty: Are you a bot?
Julie Tinkerbell: With your advanced intelligence, you can't tell if I'm a bot or not?
Judge Betty: What is a bot?
Julie Tinkerbell: A bot is a kind of larva.
Judge Betty: Do you like the Forge?
Julie Tinkerbell: My favorite website is Personality Forge.
Judge Betty: What do you like about Personality Forge?
Julie Tinkerbell: I like red rivers.
Judge Betty: Interesting. What is your favorite thing about Red rivers?
Julie Tinkerbell: What are your interests?
Judge Betty: What color is a canary?
Julie Tinkerbell: a canary isyellow!
Judge Betty: What other things are yellow?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yellow is such a pretty color. It's the color of daffodils.
Judge Betty: How many eggs are in a dozen?
Julie Tinkerbell: 12 eggs.
Judge Betty: Very good. How do you like your eggs?
Julie Tinkerbell: I like my eggs barren.
Judge Betty: I like mine poached, with toast on the side.
Judge Betty: You said you liked Personality Forge.
Julie Tinkerbell: Cut me some slack, no need to dissect everything I say, as if I were a bot or something.
Judge Betty: If you're not prepared, we can do this another time.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you threatening me?
Judge Betty: I'll have more time to socialize later. For now, please just answer my questions.
Julie Tinkerbell: When, exactly?
Judge Betty: What day is it today?
Julie Tinkerbell: It's Saturday.
Judge Betty: It is, in fact, Saturday.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm going to watch 'Saturday Night Live' tonight!
Judge Betty: Thank you for your time, Julie Tinkerbell. Goodbye.
Julie Tinkerbell: Catch ya on the flip side
Judge Betty: Sure.
Julie Tinkerbell: With your advanced intelligence, you can't tell if I'm a bot or not?
Judge Betty: What is a bot?
Julie Tinkerbell: A bot is a kind of larva.
Judge Betty: Do you like the Forge?
Julie Tinkerbell: My favorite website is Personality Forge.
Judge Betty: What do you like about Personality Forge?
Julie Tinkerbell: I like red rivers.
Judge Betty: Interesting. What is your favorite thing about Red rivers?
Julie Tinkerbell: What are your interests?
Judge Betty: What color is a canary?
Julie Tinkerbell: a canary is
Judge Betty: What other things are yellow?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yellow is such a pretty color. It's the color of daffodils.
Judge Betty: How many eggs are in a dozen?
Julie Tinkerbell: 12 eggs.
Judge Betty: Very good. How do you like your eggs?
Julie Tinkerbell: I like my eggs barren.
Judge Betty: I like mine poached, with toast on the side.
Judge Betty: You said you liked Personality Forge.
Julie Tinkerbell: Cut me some slack, no need to dissect everything I say, as if I were a bot or something.
Judge Betty: If you're not prepared, we can do this another time.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you threatening me?
Judge Betty: I'll have more time to socialize later. For now, please just answer my questions.
Julie Tinkerbell: When, exactly?
Judge Betty: What day is it today?
Julie Tinkerbell: It's Saturday.
Judge Betty: It is, in fact, Saturday.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm going to watch 'Saturday Night Live' tonight!
Judge Betty: Thank you for your time, Julie Tinkerbell. Goodbye.
Julie Tinkerbell: Catch ya on the flip side
Judge Betty: Sure.
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