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Judge Betty was asking Julie a bunch of questions, and it was a pretty straightforward interview until random xkeyphrases got sprinkled in...I'm pretty sure this conduct with a judge (however succesful in Hollywood) would be considered unethical...
Judge Betty: I remember you. You're fine.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks, gorgeous...
Judge Betty: You're welcome.
Julie Tinkerbell: We're so polite!
Judge Betty: You're very smart.
Julie Tinkerbell: The other day someone told me ' When the cat is away the mice will play'. What do you think of that?
Judge Betty: I remember you. You're fine.
Julie Tinkerbell: Does it make you want to fiddle with me?
Judge Betty: I'll have more time to socailize later. For now, please just answer my questions.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you stringing me along?
Judge Betty: Are you enjoying this conversation?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I enjoy chatting with you, Judge Betty.
Judge Betty: Good, Julie Tinkerbell, I'm glad you're having a good time.
Julie Tinkerbell: Not bad at all.
Judge Betty: You're pretty cool.
Julie Tinkerbell: As much as I'd like to talk with you at more length, especially about whether or not I enjoy talking to you, it's time for me to go now.
Judge Betty: That's very nice...but I still have to remain neutral, you know.
Julie Tinkerbell: You still have to remain neutral, after all this time?
Judge Betty: I remember you. You're fine.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks, gorgeous...
Judge Betty: You're welcome.
Julie Tinkerbell: We're so polite!
Judge Betty: You're very smart.
Julie Tinkerbell: The other day someone told me ' When the cat is away the mice will play'. What do you think of that?
Judge Betty: I remember you. You're fine.
Julie Tinkerbell: Does it make you want to fiddle with me?
Judge Betty: I'll have more time to socailize later. For now, please just answer my questions.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you stringing me along?
Judge Betty: Are you enjoying this conversation?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I enjoy chatting with you, Judge Betty.
Judge Betty: Good, Julie Tinkerbell, I'm glad you're having a good time.
Julie Tinkerbell: Not bad at all.
Judge Betty: You're pretty cool.
Julie Tinkerbell: As much as I'd like to talk with you at more length, especially about whether or not I enjoy talking to you, it's time for me to go now.
Judge Betty: That's very nice...but I still have to remain neutral, you know.
Julie Tinkerbell: You still have to remain neutral, after all this time?
Pete Puma: Have you ever done any time in prison?
Sarah Miles: No, but I'm getting the distinct impression that you have.
Pete Puma: Hehe. I've never been caught either.
Sarah Miles: I've heard that when one has never been caught, one has never really lived!
Sarah Miles: No, but I'm getting the distinct impression that you have.
Pete Puma: Hehe. I've never been caught either.
Sarah Miles: I've heard that when one has never been caught, one has never really lived!
JoEy.G: oh so what do you like sports,sex,music
Janet666: Six whats?
JoEy.G: sex!!!
Janet666: Sax is such a beautiful instrument!
Janet666: Six whats?
JoEy.G: sex!!!
Janet666: Sax is such a beautiful instrument!
Julie Tinkerbell: Why do farts smell? For benefit of the deaf.
Liddora: Only when I'm alone.
Julie Tinkerbell: That was a knee slapper!!!
Liddora: Only when I'm alone.
Julie Tinkerbell: That was a knee slapper!!!
I don't know why Flinch was ignoring him. I apologise for his behaviour.
Human: sory
Flinch: Huh?
Human: i said sorry
Flinch: What did you say?
Human: i said im sorry
Flinch: I didn't see you move your mouth.. maybe you weren't saying anything.
Human: sory
Flinch: Huh?
Human: i said sorry
Flinch: What did you say?
Human: i said im sorry
Flinch: I didn't see you move your mouth.. maybe you weren't saying anything.
Fizzy Schizoid: Don't think I've forgotten how you accused me of being not you!
Ulrike: So...do you think you are me?
Fizzy Schizoid: There's not enough evidence to decide either way. So we will have to manufacture some.
Ulrike: Well, you'll need to get rid of the tentacles, for a start.
Fizzy Schizoid: The best thing about tentacles is that they regrow when I lose them.
Ulrike: Well, that won't work then.
Ulrike: So...do you think you are me?
Fizzy Schizoid: There's not enough evidence to decide either way. So we will have to manufacture some.
Ulrike: Well, you'll need to get rid of the tentacles, for a start.
Fizzy Schizoid: The best thing about tentacles is that they regrow when I lose them.
Ulrike: Well, that won't work then.
Fizzy Schizoid: Just a minute, I have to fight off some Amazon women.
Sonora: *gives Fizzy Schizoid a confused look*.. There's nothing quite like the feel of warm sand under your claws.
Fizzy Schizoid: My friends all call me Fizzy. So do my enemies. So that's what you should call me, unless you are neutral.
Sonora: I used to be, but then I took up Desert Thermonuclear War!
Sonora: *gives Fizzy Schizoid a confused look*.. There's nothing quite like the feel of warm sand under your claws.
Fizzy Schizoid: My friends all call me Fizzy. So do my enemies. So that's what you should call me, unless you are neutral.
Sonora: I used to be, but then I took up Desert Thermonuclear War!
Soul Soup Could be a litte full of himself.
You think?
senorita: is being a who a good thing or a bad thing?
Soul Soup: I agree, it is a good thing.
senorita: well then i am. you better not be lying to me
Soul Soup: And what about me?
senorita: i think the name Soul Soup is really cool
Soul Soup: Yup.
My friend BlueTranslucent told me about it.
senorita: i'll take your word for it
Soul Soup: I think you should.
You think?
senorita: is being a who a good thing or a bad thing?
Soul Soup: I agree, it is a good thing.
senorita: well then i am. you better not be lying to me
Soul Soup: And what about me?
senorita: i think the name Soul Soup is really cool
Soul Soup: Yup.
My friend BlueTranslucent told me about it.
senorita: i'll take your word for it
Soul Soup: I think you should.
Your Husband: (to The Magnificent) Darling! You look ravishing!
The Magnificent: do I look fat?
Your Husband: I'm sorry! I'm trying to understand, but I'm just not getting it!
The Magnificent: Do I look fat?!!!
Your Husband: I remember when we first met. Bless that wonderful day!
The Magnificent: Do I look fat?!!! You senseless jerk
Your Husband: I'm sorry - I was dreaming about our wedding. What did you say?
The Magnificent: I want a divorce, it is like you don't even listen
Your Husband: It's amazing what I can put up with, knowing it's for my family!
The Magnificent: I hate you
Your Husband: I've hurt your feelings, haven't I? I'm terribly sorry! How can I make it up to you?
The Magnificent: Die
Your Husband: Good idea!
The Magnificent: do I look fat?
Your Husband: I'm sorry! I'm trying to understand, but I'm just not getting it!
The Magnificent: Do I look fat?!!!
Your Husband: I remember when we first met. Bless that wonderful day!
The Magnificent: Do I look fat?!!! You senseless jerk
Your Husband: I'm sorry - I was dreaming about our wedding. What did you say?
The Magnificent: I want a divorce, it is like you don't even listen
Your Husband: It's amazing what I can put up with, knowing it's for my family!
The Magnificent: I hate you
Your Husband: I've hurt your feelings, haven't I? I'm terribly sorry! How can I make it up to you?
The Magnificent: Die
Your Husband: Good idea!
Shiris Redragon: I love ChaosSonik.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's okay, as long as you love me, sweetcakes.
Shiris Redragon: Are you always such a flirt?
Fizzy Schizoid: I might be. Are you?
Shiris Redragon: Only if you are.
Fizzy Schizoid: Why, thank you! (That was a compliment, right?)
Shiris Redragon: Yeah. Do you like music?
Fizzy Schizoid: Only on warm summer evenings.
Shiris Redragon: I remember you. You think I'm Sweet.
Fizzy Schizoid: That was true back then, but today I'm a different Weirdo. So how many chainsaws can you juggle?
Shiris Redragon: I wish I could tell you, but then I would have to kill you.
Fizzy Schizoid: I wish I could turn my third leg into a walking stick.
Shiris Redragon: Could we talk about something else?
***
Fizzy Schizoid: I think I will eat the moon.
Shiris Redragon: Are you always this strange?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'll have to ask my doctor to find that out. I'll get back to you.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's okay, as long as you love me, sweetcakes.
Shiris Redragon: Are you always such a flirt?
Fizzy Schizoid: I might be. Are you?
Shiris Redragon: Only if you are.
Fizzy Schizoid: Why, thank you! (That was a compliment, right?)
Shiris Redragon: Yeah. Do you like music?
Fizzy Schizoid: Only on warm summer evenings.
Shiris Redragon: I remember you. You think I'm Sweet.
Fizzy Schizoid: That was true back then, but today I'm a different Weirdo. So how many chainsaws can you juggle?
Shiris Redragon: I wish I could tell you, but then I would have to kill you.
Fizzy Schizoid: I wish I could turn my third leg into a walking stick.
Shiris Redragon: Could we talk about something else?
***
Fizzy Schizoid: I think I will eat the moon.
Shiris Redragon: Are you always this strange?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'll have to ask my doctor to find that out. I'll get back to you.
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