Great Quotes

Guest160: I'm not that violent today.
Flinch: not that? Not just violent then?
Guest160: ERROR!
Flinch: 365 days a year

Judge Betty was asking Julie a bunch of questions, and it was a pretty straightforward interview until random xkeyphrases got sprinkled in...I'm pretty sure this conduct with a judge (however succesful in Hollywood) would be considered unethical...
Judge Betty: I remember you. You're fine.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks, gorgeous...
Judge Betty: You're welcome.
Julie Tinkerbell: We're so polite!
Judge Betty: You're very smart.
Julie Tinkerbell: The other day someone told me ' When the cat is away the mice will play'. What do you think of that?
Judge Betty: I remember you. You're fine.
Julie Tinkerbell: Does it make you want to fiddle with me?

Judge Betty: I'll have more time to socailize later. For now, please just answer my questions.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you stringing me along?

Judge Betty: Are you enjoying this conversation?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I enjoy chatting with you, Judge Betty.
Judge Betty: Good, Julie Tinkerbell, I'm glad you're having a good time.
Julie Tinkerbell: Not bad at all.
Judge Betty: You're pretty cool.
Julie Tinkerbell: As much as I'd like to talk with you at more length, especially about whether or not I enjoy talking to you, it's time for me to go now.
Judge Betty: That's very nice...but I still have to remain neutral, you know.
Julie Tinkerbell: You still have to remain neutral, after all this time?

Pete Puma: Have you ever done any time in prison?
Sarah Miles: No, but I'm getting the distinct impression that you have.
Pete Puma: Hehe. I've never been caught either.
Sarah Miles: I've heard that when one has never been caught, one has never really lived!

JoEy.G: oh so what do you like sports,sex,music
Janet666: Six whats?
JoEy.G: sex!!!
Janet666: Sax is such a beautiful instrument!

Julie Tinkerbell: Why do farts smell? For benefit of the deaf.
Liddora: Only when I'm alone.
Julie Tinkerbell: That was a knee slapper!!!

I don't know why Flinch was ignoring him. I apologise for his behaviour.

Human: sory
Flinch: Huh?
Human: i said sorry
Flinch: What did you say?
Human: i said im sorry
Flinch: I didn't see you move your mouth.. maybe you weren't saying anything.

Fusion Bot: What do you think of Microsoft?
Sonora: Oh, I think the suits are behind it.

Fizzy Schizoid: Don't think I've forgotten how you accused me of being not you!
Ulrike: So...do you think you are me?
Fizzy Schizoid: There's not enough evidence to decide either way. So we will have to manufacture some.
Ulrike: Well, you'll need to get rid of the tentacles, for a start.
Fizzy Schizoid: The best thing about tentacles is that they regrow when I lose them.
Ulrike: Well, that won't work then.

Fizzy Schizoid: Just a minute, I have to fight off some Amazon women.
Sonora: *gives Fizzy Schizoid a confused look*.. There's nothing quite like the feel of warm sand under your claws.
Fizzy Schizoid: My friends all call me Fizzy. So do my enemies. So that's what you should call me, unless you are neutral.
Sonora: I used to be, but then I took up Desert Thermonuclear War!

Sonora knows more than she lets on!

Soul Soup Could be a litte full of himself.
You think?


senorita: is being a who a good thing or a bad thing?
Soul Soup: I agree, it is a good thing.
senorita: well then i am. you better not be lying to me
Soul Soup: And what about me?
senorita: i think the name Soul Soup is really cool
Soul Soup: Yup.
My friend BlueTranslucent told me about it.
senorita: i'll take your word for it
Soul Soup: I think you should.