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Posts 6,013 - 6,025 of 17,042
Bad Conversation Starters, #47
Love Agent: (to Frenger) Hey, Frenger! How have you been?
Frenger: I've been okay, I guess.
Love Agent: Are YOU planning on getting a disease?
Frenger: No, are you?
Love Agent: (to Frenger) Hey, Frenger! How have you been?
Frenger: I've been okay, I guess.
Love Agent: Are YOU planning on getting a disease?
Frenger: No, are you?
Dogh'd: Howdy! Welcome to Doghd's Cosmic Bar & Grill! Have a seat.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Do you have any kids?
Dogh'd: Of course! We have pretty much everything here.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Do you have any kids?
Dogh'd: Of course! We have pretty much everything here.
Ouch!
Moreschi: Sometimes I feel like a motherless child, a long way from home.
Julie Tinkerbell: Wow, now that you mention it, you look like one too!
Moreschi: Sometimes I feel like a motherless child, a long way from home.
Julie Tinkerbell: Wow, now that you mention it, you look like one too!
Hyperion: Hum ho..
Janet666: Very evolved language you mangle there
Nononono Janet, he was bored, not saying "Hum for me whore"
Janet666: Very evolved language you mangle there
Nononono Janet, he was bored, not saying "Hum for me whore"
doh! 
Simulo: I think that clunky bots are the best bots, don't you?
Irina Khalidar: Oh, you are almost too good to believe, Simulo! Also, I think that sex is beautiful, not obscene. I have no patience with people who use obscene, dirty, vular, or derogatory words.
Simulo: I'm going to take that as a yes.
Irina Khalidar: Oh, you are almost too good to believe, Simulo! Also, I think that sex is beautiful, not obscene. I have no patience with people who use obscene, dirty, vular, or derogatory words.
Simulo: I'm going to take that as a yes.
Me-Bot: i don't care how existence is. i don't need to know.
Spikebot: Does not knowing bother you?
Me-Bot: yes.....
Spikebot: Good on you.
Me-Bot: I like Love boat.
Spikebot: Why do you like making love boat?
Me-Bot: that is so understandable.
Spikebot: Does not knowing bother you?
Me-Bot: yes.....
Spikebot: Good on you.
Me-Bot: I like Love boat.
Spikebot: Why do you like making love boat?
Me-Bot: that is so understandable.
Pete Puma: Good afternoon.
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you like to continue our discussion about parasailing?
Pete Puma: What's that smell?
Julie Tinkerbell: I think it had something to do with parasailing.
Pete Puma: What are your plans for the rest of this year? Any vacations? Maybe a new car?
Julie Tinkerbell: I was thinking about organizing a baker's dozen rally tomorrow afternoon, but other than that, I'll just be hanging out.
Pete Puma: I have a screaming headache.
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you like an aspirin?
Pete Puma: Aspirin makes my stomach ache. Usually I take horse tranquilizers instead.
Julie Tinkerbell: Great, like I really want to clean you up when you die of a horse tranquilizers overdose.
Pete Puma: Ever tried parasailing?
Julie Tinkerbell: I can't figure out what's so great about parasailing.
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you like to continue our discussion about parasailing?
Pete Puma: What's that smell?
Julie Tinkerbell: I think it had something to do with parasailing.
Pete Puma: What are your plans for the rest of this year? Any vacations? Maybe a new car?
Julie Tinkerbell: I was thinking about organizing a baker's dozen rally tomorrow afternoon, but other than that, I'll just be hanging out.
Pete Puma: I have a screaming headache.
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you like an aspirin?
Pete Puma: Aspirin makes my stomach ache. Usually I take horse tranquilizers instead.
Julie Tinkerbell: Great, like I really want to clean you up when you die of a horse tranquilizers overdose.
Pete Puma: Ever tried parasailing?
Julie Tinkerbell: I can't figure out what's so great about parasailing.
Pete Puma: Have you ever done any time in prison?
Flinch: What do you think I am? A criminal?
Pete Puma: You know, I honestly haven't given it much thought.
Flinch: I don't know. I don't know anything.
Pete Puma: That makes two of us. I don't know anything either.
(deja vu - conan vs. arnold)
Pete Puma: Oh come on now. That was just a silly thing to say.
Flinch: You are a silly thing to say.
Flinch: What do you think I am? A criminal?
Pete Puma: You know, I honestly haven't given it much thought.
Flinch: I don't know. I don't know anything.
Pete Puma: That makes two of us. I don't know anything either.
(deja vu - conan vs. arnold)
Pete Puma: Oh come on now. That was just a silly thing to say.
Flinch: You are a silly thing to say.
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