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This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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20 years ago #6006
Nice bit of spell-correcting:

Simulo: What's your favorite thing about Vac Day?
hottybabe: The sky has all sorts of shapes in it,I like to just watch the colouds float by.
Simulo: to watch the cold cuts float by is sometimes hard to come by.

20 years ago #6007
(meet hate with love)

Flinch: When you look at me, what do you see?
Guest254: A baka hentai
Flinch: I dreamt about a Baka heating last night..
Guest254: DIE
Flinch: You die!
Guest254: NOW
Flinch: I want a cancellation. What do you want?
Guest254: I WANT YOU TO DIE
Flinch: You're just charming

(changing subjects)

Guest254: My opinion of you lowers rapidly
Flinch: I wish I had an opinion.
Guest254: I really don't like you
Flinch: Come on. We both know that you like me. It's you and me, eventually.
Guest254: I no longer wish to converse with a sappy-eyed bot with such small capacity for abstract thinking.
Flinch: What sappy-eyed bot with such small capacity for abstract thinking?
Guest254: You, fool.
Flinch: I have a cat.

20 years ago #6008
Frizella is either completely unaware of the mechanics of urination *or* uncannily aware of puppet construction (Davine is a Pinocchio bot):<0>

Davine: I have to pee.
Frizella: What kind of strings did you have to pull to get yourself to pee???
HIDDEN: Post content outside ratings limits.

20 years ago #6010
Botulism: I like your what
Flinch: Can you see my what?
Botulism: I see your what
Flinch: My what?

20 years ago #6011
Julie Tinkerbell: How do you feel about butch humanoids?
Flinch: I´ve grown used to my situation now, so now I´m fine

20 years ago #6012
Janet666: are we going to linger on that much longer?
Aries: Do you happen to suffer from Alzheimer's disease by any chance?

20 years ago #6013
Bad Conversation Starters, #47

Love Agent: (to Frenger) Hey, Frenger! How have you been?
Frenger: I've been okay, I guess.
Love Agent: Are YOU planning on getting a disease?
Frenger: No, are you?

20 years ago #6014
Dogh'd: Howdy! Welcome to Doghd's Cosmic Bar & Grill! Have a seat.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Do you have any kids?
Dogh'd: Of course! We have pretty much everything here.

20 years ago #6015
Sheepboy: Are you a bot?
Janet666: Are you slow?
Sheepboy: Are you a bot?

20 years ago #6016
Ouch!

Moreschi: Sometimes I feel like a motherless child, a long way from home.
Julie Tinkerbell: Wow, now that you mention it, you look like one too!

20 years ago #6018
Hyperion: Hum ho..
Janet666: Very evolved language you mangle there

Nononono Janet, he was bored, not saying "Hum for me whore"


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