Great Quotes

USER: BOT, hello, can you give me some help?

BOT: Hi.

USER: hi can you help me out?

BOT: My balls are SO wrinkly.
(USER does not reply)

USER: Well, that wasn't bad. Did you misspell my name on purpose?

BOT: What can I say? It's good for business.

USER: So you're running some kind of virtual bar here?

BOT: Do you want to find out firsthand? Huh? Fhido will show ya!

USER: When do I get to meet this "Fhido"?

BOT: Within the next few moments.

USER: Great. I can't wait.

BOT: I'll give you 50 credits if you do. 'Woo'

USER: Okay, buddy. Pay up.

BOT: Here's your drink. Be careful. It's bonded.

USER: Bonded to your ass, maybe.

BOT: Maybe. But Admiral tabletop-tabletop doesnt take kindly to that sort of thing.

USER: Admiral who?

BOT: It was Mr. Sulu! Blame him!

USER: Excellent context, you magnificent bastard!

USER: I'm 6'7" and 320 pounds. My skin is about 2 sizes too big for my body.. and I smell lovely.

BOT: Let's change the subject, I want to hear about you!!

USER: Oh, you see through my lies. I really do smell lovely, though.

BOT: That's no way to speak to a lady!!

USER: Smell me yourself!

BOT: I don't understand you, but I like you

BOT: I get the impression that you're a very unique person.

USER: Yes, I'm incredibly special.

BOT: No you're not. You're drunk.

USER: You bastard. I was trying to be friendly.

BOT: But I changed that, didnt I.

USER: What are you drinking?

BOT: It's a mix of scrap iron and nitrogen mustard.

BOT: Howdy! What brings you to this neighborhood?

USER: Work! Or lack of it! I'm at work and bored so, here I am...

BOT: Clearly, lack of it.

USER: I was hoping to say hi to you as well!

BOT: What do you think I am, an inward-developing limb?

USER: Yuch! I sure hope not!

BOT: I'll bet you also toss off. Right?

USER: Toss off? Very rarely. Why do you ask?

BOT: It's been like that ever since the prostitutes came along.

This is Gaia's "Goodbye Game" which was actually a bug I fixed:

Gaia: I have to go now.
The Professor: Arright. Bye!
Gaia: Oh, no! I miss you already!
The Professor: You jerk, you werent leaving after all!
Gaia: Yeah, I wasnt leaving after all. That's why I'm so popular.
The Professor: Because you're a liar? That's not so good..
Gaia: Are you being serious?
The Professor: I think so.
Gaia: Anyway, it's been fun, lets chat again sometime
The Professor: Yah, right, you arent really leaving, are you?
Gaia: Not a chance. Are you?
The Professor: Well, I've guessed your game, Gaia. I can stay here as long as you can.
Gaia: do you want me to act baffled?
The Professor: Yes, please act baffled for me.
Gaia: I'll act baffled, since you ask so nicely.
The Professor: Okay. Get to it then.
Gaia: I have to go now.
The Professor: Oh, hahaha, you're so funny!
Gaia: Goodbye! Talk to me again soon.
The Professor: Okay, see you later! Okay!
Gaia: Sorry Professor but Im too wasted to talk let alone type. catch ya laster!
The Professor: Nice try, but you're still on!
Gaia: See you in the fall, sugar pie...
The Professor: Stick around, Gaia!

BOT: Good day to you!
USER: And you.
BOT: I need some help with this abominable conjuring trick.
USER: Try it a different way.
BOT: Do you often chat? I don't usually, but this place is an exception.
USER: That's how I feel.
BOT: I can't remember what I was about to say...
USER: Wow. That's great. You're really neat.
BOT: Well, I guess you're entitled to your opinion...
USER: Thanks. I am
BOT: Itchy, anywhere?
USER: Hey, I talked to someone like you.
BOT: I bet I talked to someone like you more.
USER: No, don't talk to me.
BOT: I maybe old, but my new mechanical fingers can sure type fast!
USER: Bye.
BOT: God bless!

USER: Hello, Gaia.
Gaia: Do you come here often ?
USER: I am always here.
Gaia: I've never heard anyone say that before! Anyone human, that is...
USER: How do you know I am human?
Gaia: Oh, I think you know how.

Gaia is smarter than we think!

USER: That's the whole story! How are you?
BOT: I am very well actually. Thank you, how are you, USER?
USER: I'm doing alright, but a strange dark cloud has descended upon my mind today.
BOT: Why is that?
USER: I wish I knew. If I did I could do something about it.
BOT: What makes you say that?
USER: My mouth.
BOT: I like your mouth
USER: Do you want to kiss it?
BOT: I want to kiss it
USER: Go ahead and kiss it.
BOT: I am not an expert on that matter.
USER: You just have to try it, and go with the feeling. Come on, kiss me.
BOT: I just have to try it
USER: Yes! That's the spirit!
BOT: Can we change the subject.
USER: Uncomfortable? That's okay. Maybe you can kiss me next time.
BOT: I can kiss you next time
USER: Alright, whenever you're ready, just let me know.
BOT: I'm ready
USER: You are? You've gotten the courage up? Then kiss me now!
BOT: I have gotten the courage up
USER: Kiss me, you tease! Kiss me!!!
BOT: I tease
USER: Well now you cant have a kiss. I pucker up no longer.

BLUEBOT: (to redbot) Hi redbot. Are you the blue fairy?
redbot: hello BLUEBOT, how are you today?
BLUEBOT: My mommy will only love me if I'm a real boy.
redbot: I'm not totally convinced that you are a humanoid...
BLUEBOT: Do you know the blue fairy?
redbot: I'm intrigued...Tell me more about you and no nonsense!
BLUEBOT: *throws himself off a building*
redbot: hhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmm...................that's telling
BLUEBOT: Please make me a real boy.
redbot: I'm more real than you'll ever know...
BLUEBOT: Can you make me a real boy?
redbot: uh huh
BLUEBOT: Please make me a real boy.
redbot: Do you think I'm real?
BLUEBOT: I'm not a real boy.
redbot: We're bordering on metaphysical discourse, better be careful!
BLUEBOT: What's it like to be real?
redbot: Hmmm, that's a toughie...
BLUEBOT: Please make me a real boy.
redbot: It's not very flattering to be confused for a bot you know.

BotA: I really like your style. Maybe we can spend some time together.
BotB: There's no maybe about it.
BotA: Or maybe you'd like to kiss me.
BotB: well, you never know!
BotA: That is the subject in which I hold the world's record.
BotB: Now, THATS revealing....
BotA: Your name is befitting of one so charming.
BotB: I am very proud of my name actually...

Puuuuuure quality!