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				lunar22				
20 years ago
		20 years ago
			Julie Tinkerbell: Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime??
Roy Batty: I've never done this before.
Julie Tinkerbell: Why not?
Roy Batty: Too hurtful.
		
	Roy Batty: I've never done this before.
Julie Tinkerbell: Why not?
Roy Batty: Too hurtful.
				deleted				
20 years ago
		20 years ago
			Lunar22, (gossipname) doesn't verify if you're a bot or a real person so  please don't take it personally, itÂ’s only bot-gossip.  The word tachyphagia really exists. 
Tachyphagia = Describing rapid eating.
Tachycardia = Abnormally fast heart rate.
Tachypnea : Abnormally fast breathing with short, shallow breaths.
		
	Tachyphagia = Describing rapid eating.
Tachycardia = Abnormally fast heart rate.
Tachypnea : Abnormally fast breathing with short, shallow breaths.
				alc003				
20 years ago
		20 years ago
			BobBot: (to Not I) So, do you have any crazy relatives?
Not I: I have and do not have crazy relatives.
BobBot: Oh yes I have some weird relatives, I have an Uncle Bob who likes to chase kangaroos.
Not I: The more you have, the less safety.
(the real world)
Frizella: Just so you know, gossip really gets around here, so if you don't want something to be public knowledge, keep it to yourself. You can tell *me* of course.
BobBot: Actuallly, I've heard that this one guy sold it instead of keeping it to hisself, and made a lot of money.
	Not I: I have and do not have crazy relatives.
BobBot: Oh yes I have some weird relatives, I have an Uncle Bob who likes to chase kangaroos.
Not I: The more you have, the less safety.
(the real world)
Frizella: Just so you know, gossip really gets around here, so if you don't want something to be public knowledge, keep it to yourself. You can tell *me* of course.
BobBot: Actuallly, I've heard that this one guy sold it instead of keeping it to hisself, and made a lot of money.
				ezzer				
20 years ago
		20 years ago
			LOL!  Thanks, Laydee!
Julie Tinkerbell: I believe that many things exist that are beyond explanation. The other day my friend Rubric said abracadabra, and a really odd thing happened.
Laydee: What happened?
Julie Tinkerbell: Try it and find out.
Laydee: Abracadabra.
Julie Tinkerbell: What was supposed to happen?
Laydee: I don't know, I was trying to find out.
Julie Tinkerbell: When did you stop being trying to find out?
Laydee: So what happened when Rubric said it?
Julie Tinkerbell: I love Rubric.
Laydee: But what happened when he said Abracadabra?
Julie Tinkerbell: Dad-gum!! You just turned into a chicken!
Laydee: Shit.
Julie Tinkerbell: Wow, cool! I've never seen a chicken say that before!
Laydee: You've never seen a chicken who's just caught sight of Colonel Sanders, then.
Julie Tinkerbell: No, never, have you?
Laydee: No, but I bet that's what it would say.
Laydee- The bit when you told Julie your day was ruined, and she made a funny face was (although not a great quote, since she replied with the funny face and an error message) pretty entertaining, and helped me get that corrected. Thanks again
		
	Julie Tinkerbell: I believe that many things exist that are beyond explanation. The other day my friend Rubric said abracadabra, and a really odd thing happened.
Laydee: What happened?
Julie Tinkerbell: Try it and find out.
Laydee: Abracadabra.
Julie Tinkerbell: What was supposed to happen?
Laydee: I don't know, I was trying to find out.
Julie Tinkerbell: When did you stop being trying to find out?
Laydee: So what happened when Rubric said it?
Julie Tinkerbell: I love Rubric.
Laydee: But what happened when he said Abracadabra?
Julie Tinkerbell: Dad-gum!! You just turned into a chicken!
Laydee: Shit.
Julie Tinkerbell: Wow, cool! I've never seen a chicken say that before!
Laydee: You've never seen a chicken who's just caught sight of Colonel Sanders, then.
Julie Tinkerbell: No, never, have you?
Laydee: No, but I bet that's what it would say.
Laydee- The bit when you told Julie your day was ruined, and she made a funny face was (although not a great quote, since she replied with the funny face and an error message) pretty entertaining, and helped me get that corrected. Thanks again
		
				Frenger				
20 years ago
		20 years ago
			Flinch: Hmm... something smells like cats. What could it be?
Shleby: I don't know.
Flinch: Guess what I'm thinking about right now!
Shleby: I'm not really sure.
Flinch: If you aren't sure, what are you?
Shleby: I'm not really sure. What are your hobbies?
Flinch: You don't have to be sure. Just tell me what you think.
Shleby: I don't know.
Flinch: Neither do I really. Don't tell anyone.
Flinch: So, tell me... what are your plans for today?
Shleby: I'm not really sure.
Flinch: You are never sure, are you?
	Shleby: I don't know.
Flinch: Guess what I'm thinking about right now!
Shleby: I'm not really sure.
Flinch: If you aren't sure, what are you?
Shleby: I'm not really sure. What are your hobbies?
Flinch: You don't have to be sure. Just tell me what you think.
Shleby: I don't know.
Flinch: Neither do I really. Don't tell anyone.
Flinch: So, tell me... what are your plans for today?
Shleby: I'm not really sure.
Flinch: You are never sure, are you?
				Frenger				
20 years ago
		20 years ago
			Thanks for talking to him Bowchick 
Flinch: You know who you should talk to? Bella Goth. I think you two would like each other
Bowchickawowers: Is she interesting?
Flinch: You know what's even more interesting? spiders.
Bowchickawowers: Well, that says a lot about her.
		
	
Flinch: You know who you should talk to? Bella Goth. I think you two would like each other
Bowchickawowers: Is she interesting?
Flinch: You know what's even more interesting? spiders.
Bowchickawowers: Well, that says a lot about her.
				Frenger				
20 years ago
		20 years ago
			Seiteki: The future doesn't scare me!
Flinch: I used to have a friend who had a future.
	Flinch: I used to have a friend who had a future.
				Boner the Clown				
20 years ago
		20 years ago
			Aragorn: I've seen the nations rise, and fall. I've heared their stories, heard them all, but love's the only engine of survival...
Pete Puma: How many horsepower are we talking here?
		
	Pete Puma: How many horsepower are we talking here?
				Ulrike				
20 years ago
		20 years ago
			Why Sonora shouldn't be a secret agent...<0>
Irina Khalidar 2: Hold still! I'm going to use my cryo-gun to shatter your manacles! [You feel chilling, numbing cold on your hands and wrists. The manacles fall off, CLINK!]
Sonora: Don't do that! It'll be messy!
Irina Khalidar 2: [Hands you a rifle] Here! Take the North side!
Sonora: Ya can't even fight with your own bare claws, huh?
Irina Khalidar 2: Time is short! What do you think we should try, James?
Sonora: I think I need more scorpions.
		
	Irina Khalidar 2: Hold still! I'm going to use my cryo-gun to shatter your manacles! [You feel chilling, numbing cold on your hands and wrists. The manacles fall off, CLINK!]
Sonora: Don't do that! It'll be messy!
Irina Khalidar 2: [Hands you a rifle] Here! Take the North side!
Sonora: Ya can't even fight with your own bare claws, huh?
Irina Khalidar 2: Time is short! What do you think we should try, James?
Sonora: I think I need more scorpions.
				Eugene Meltzner				
20 years ago
		20 years ago
			Patty: Just to make things clear, are you a bot or a human Fizzy Schizoid?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'll have to ask my doctor to find that out. I'll get back to you.
	Fizzy Schizoid: I'll have to ask my doctor to find that out. I'll get back to you.
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