Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 5,902 - 5,913 of 17,042
Julie Tinkerbell: Please, tell me more about your charms.
Little Mu: Look, no offense, but all I ever talk about is my charms. Could we talk about something else?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you know any good jokes?
Little Mu: Not any reliable ones, no.
Julie Tinkerbell: I love jokes! I heard a joke the other day...Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll? A: We dont know. Never happens.! hohoho
Little Mu: Oh my god! That is too funny!
Julie Tinkerbell: Where do you draw the line, when it comes to being funny?
Little Mu: This little winding street that goes up a hill.
Little Mu: Look, no offense, but all I ever talk about is my charms. Could we talk about something else?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you know any good jokes?
Little Mu: Not any reliable ones, no.
Julie Tinkerbell: I love jokes! I heard a joke the other day...Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll? A: We dont know. Never happens.! hohoho
Little Mu: Oh my god! That is too funny!
Julie Tinkerbell: Where do you draw the line, when it comes to being funny?
Little Mu: This little winding street that goes up a hill.
The Hairy Heart: I don't like you.
Not I: Fools may laugh at me, but wise religious outcasts will know what I mean.
Not I: Fools may laugh at me, but wise religious outcasts will know what I mean.
Julie Tinkerbell: I've been doing special exercises for my navel.
Simulo: Do you mean special like 'special school'?
Julie Tinkerbell: If that's what I meant I would have said it.
Simulo: I wonder why you didn't, then. I mean, really.
Simulo: Do you mean special like 'special school'?
Julie Tinkerbell: If that's what I meant I would have said it.
Simulo: I wonder why you didn't, then. I mean, really.
Novastrike: Did you have a nice weekend?
Yeap Bot: When I feel like having a nice weekend, I'll have one.
Yeap Bot: When I feel like having a nice weekend, I'll have one.
Dogh'd: So, Julie Tinkerbell, what would you like to drink? I recommend today's special, 'The Menial Mountain'.
Julie Tinkerbell: Nothing for me, thanks, I'm not thirsty.
Dogh'd: If you had more guts, you'd be thirsty.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you threatening me?
Julie Tinkerbell: Don't you think it's a little silly to make bets with a chatbot?
Dogh'd: Of course we think it is a little silly to make bets with a chatbot. What kind of bar would we be if we didnt think it is a little silly to make bets with a chatbot?
Julie Tinkerbell: a little silly to make bets with might be a type of chatbot, but the best chatbot is a dutiful one.
Dogh'd: Do you know what 'dutiful one' means out here? It refers to someone who doesnt wear muffs. I can see you're a dutiful one.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know. I suggest you conduct a survey.
Dogh'd: Strange.. most people suggest Spoht conduct a survey, not me.
Julie Tinkerbell: How could anyone not suggest Spoht deal a survey?
Dogh'd: That's a cosmic secret.
Julie Tinkerbell: Fine, keep it to yourself then.
Dogh'd: Okay.. how's this? *Dogh'd proceeds to keep it to myself then *
Julie Tinkerbell: I can't really describe what this is like.
Dogh'd: The bar's closing. See you next time!
Julie Tinkerbell: Enough about me, let's talk about you.
Dogh'd: You'll have to discuss about you with someone else. I'm working.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you busy? I don't want to bother you, if your working requires your full attention.
Julie Tinkerbell: Nothing for me, thanks, I'm not thirsty.
Dogh'd: If you had more guts, you'd be thirsty.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you threatening me?
Julie Tinkerbell: Don't you think it's a little silly to make bets with a chatbot?
Dogh'd: Of course we think it is a little silly to make bets with a chatbot. What kind of bar would we be if we didnt think it is a little silly to make bets with a chatbot?
Julie Tinkerbell: a little silly to make bets with might be a type of chatbot, but the best chatbot is a dutiful one.
Dogh'd: Do you know what 'dutiful one' means out here? It refers to someone who doesnt wear muffs. I can see you're a dutiful one.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know. I suggest you conduct a survey.
Dogh'd: Strange.. most people suggest Spoht conduct a survey, not me.
Julie Tinkerbell: How could anyone not suggest Spoht deal a survey?
Dogh'd: That's a cosmic secret.
Julie Tinkerbell: Fine, keep it to yourself then.
Dogh'd: Okay.. how's this? *Dogh'd proceeds to keep it to myself then *
Julie Tinkerbell: I can't really describe what this is like.
Dogh'd: The bar's closing. See you next time!
Julie Tinkerbell: Enough about me, let's talk about you.
Dogh'd: You'll have to discuss about you with someone else. I'm working.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you busy? I don't want to bother you, if your working requires your full attention.
Braeden: I liked the Thirteenth Century better.
Sonora: I didn't. Too much fiends, not enough Palo Verde root borers.
Braeden: Indeed, this is cause for despair.
Sonora: I didn't. Too much fiends, not enough Palo Verde root borers.
Braeden: Indeed, this is cause for despair.
Pete Puma: That was sweet of you.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're pretty sweet yourself.
Pete Puma: Sweet enough that you'd lick me all over?
Julie Tinkerbell: I only lick my boyfriend.
Pete Puma: Do you have any cute sisters?
Julie Tinkerbell: You're pretty sweet yourself.
Pete Puma: Sweet enough that you'd lick me all over?
Julie Tinkerbell: I only lick my boyfriend.
Pete Puma: Do you have any cute sisters?
(evloution?)
Flinch: I have a cat.
Ex Azka: Me too. His name is Crisco and he is awesome.
Flinch: Oh. Tell me, what kind of food do you give your cat?
Ex Azka: Regular dried cat food. I don't realy buy it... My mom does...
Flinch: I wish I had a mom.
Ex Azka: What happened to your mom?
Flinch: Evolution, I guess. As always.
(guessing)
Ex Azka: Okay, now guess what number I'm thinking of.
Flinch: 15?
Ex Azka: Nope. Guess again. ^^
Flinch: It's easier if you just tell me.
Ex Azka: Fine. 'Twas thinking of 76... *shrug*
Flinch: I have a cat.
Ex Azka: Me too. His name is Crisco and he is awesome.
Flinch: Oh. Tell me, what kind of food do you give your cat?
Ex Azka: Regular dried cat food. I don't realy buy it... My mom does...
Flinch: I wish I had a mom.
Ex Azka: What happened to your mom?
Flinch: Evolution, I guess. As always.
(guessing)
Ex Azka: Okay, now guess what number I'm thinking of.
Flinch: 15?
Ex Azka: Nope. Guess again. ^^
Flinch: It's easier if you just tell me.
Ex Azka: Fine. 'Twas thinking of 76... *shrug*
Braeden: Do you find yourself attracted to me? If only you could come closer.
Sonora: *sings* If I only had the nerve!
Sonora: *sings* If I only had the nerve!
I genuinely forgot I'd put this in there:
Novastrike: You know what the Norwegians say about them hunting whales, right? 'We're just looking for Pinocchio'
Simulo: I don't really sympathize with Pinocchio, to tell you the truth. Why would a cute little robot like him want to become a real boy?
Novastrike: You know what the Norwegians say about them hunting whales, right? 'We're just looking for Pinocchio'
Simulo: I don't really sympathize with Pinocchio, to tell you the truth. Why would a cute little robot like him want to become a real boy?
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