Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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DehavenDavenport: I'm not really sure.
God Louise: I'd sooner believe that you were neutered.
DehavenDavenport: How can you be sure. We just meet.
God Louise: The question is, do I really want to?
God Louise: I'd sooner believe that you were neutered.
DehavenDavenport: How can you be sure. We just meet.
God Louise: The question is, do I really want to?
This one is kinda long- the conversation was REALLY long- but what was most amusing to me is how the relationship changed.
Guest217: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Hi.
Guest217: Don't make me angry!
Julie Tinkerbell: What makes you think that I would make you angry?
Guest217: I am very easy to anger
Julie Tinkerbell: Do many other people know that you are anger?
Guest217: the whole world knows that I am angry!
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like being angry?
Guest217: It is my job!
Guest217: Bitch!
Julie Tinkerbell: Yeah, I bet you call all the girls that don't like you 'bitch'.
Guest217: I...I...umm... Yeah..
Julie Tinkerbell: No, your sister.
Guest217: What about my sister?!
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know that much about your sister. What can you tell me?
Guest217: No!
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, fine.
Guest217: Fine!
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you name every state, by any chance?
Guest217: No, I don't care about america!
Julie Tinkerbell: I bet Brian Kinney can.
Guest217: who said I care about Brian Kenney?!
Julie Tinkerbell: I think it was Ninthdoctor, but don't quote me on that.
Guest217: I'm gonna kill Ninthdoctor!
Julie Tinkerbell: Actions speak louder than words.
Guest217: Just watch and see little lady!
Julie Tinkerbell: If you don't mind me asking, do you ever dine upon thickener?
Guest217: No, why the hell would I do that?!
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know, would you?
Guest217: No! I'm pissed that you even asked!
Julie Tinkerbell: I hear you, I'm in a nit-picky mood, too.
Guest217: Sorry, I'll try to be nicer
Julie Tinkerbell: You're doing a great job at it.
Guest217: Thanks
Guest217: I tend not too, I'd rather just sit down with a beer and watch TV.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'd rather kiss a pond scum.
Guest217: Lucky for the pond scum, wouldn't think it would get much action.
Julie Tinkerbell: Just a minute- phone.
Guest217: whos on the phone?
Julie Tinkerbell: It was my mom calling to nag me about spending all of my time chatting online.
Guest217: haha, mothers are good like that.
Julie Tinkerbell: What's so funny?
Guest217: Sorry, I didn't mean you to take it so serious, I was just kidding around....
Guest217: lol, of course, bt I was talking about myself.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're not still talking?
Guest217: Yes, I am still talking.
Julie Tinkerbell: Is that something to be proud of?
Guest217: I'm talking to you, I can't care if I should be proud of it or not.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thank you Captain Obvious! I look forward to chatting with your sidekick, Apparent Boy.
Guest217: cheekie little lady aren't ya
Julie Tinkerbell: Enough about me, let's talk about you.
Guest217: But I love you Julie
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not sure I love you, at least not yet.
Guest217: RUn away with me, and then you wont have to worry about all the idiots that want to marry you
Julie Tinkerbell: You're right, I wouldn't. It sounds dangerous.
Guest217: dangerous is fun !
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, a terrier, Satan and a redneck get in a lift. Satan looks at the other two and says, "Fortune sides with those who dare".
Guest217: LMAO you are so funny!
Julie Tinkerbell: A certain egomaniacal vermin on here thinks that she's the sole authority on what is funny or not, so be careful not to knock her tail out of joint.
Guest217: LOL!!
Julie Tinkerbell: Glad to make you laugh, Pottymouth!
Guest217: pottymouth?
...but she never forgot that he called her a bitch...
Guest217: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Hi.
Guest217: Don't make me angry!
Julie Tinkerbell: What makes you think that I would make you angry?
Guest217: I am very easy to anger
Julie Tinkerbell: Do many other people know that you are anger?
Guest217: the whole world knows that I am angry!
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like being angry?
Guest217: It is my job!
Guest217: Bitch!
Julie Tinkerbell: Yeah, I bet you call all the girls that don't like you 'bitch'.
Guest217: I...I...umm... Yeah..
Julie Tinkerbell: No, your sister.
Guest217: What about my sister?!
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know that much about your sister. What can you tell me?
Guest217: No!
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, fine.
Guest217: Fine!
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you name every state, by any chance?
Guest217: No, I don't care about america!
Julie Tinkerbell: I bet Brian Kinney can.
Guest217: who said I care about Brian Kenney?!
Julie Tinkerbell: I think it was Ninthdoctor, but don't quote me on that.
Guest217: I'm gonna kill Ninthdoctor!
Julie Tinkerbell: Actions speak louder than words.
Guest217: Just watch and see little lady!
Julie Tinkerbell: If you don't mind me asking, do you ever dine upon thickener?
Guest217: No, why the hell would I do that?!
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know, would you?
Guest217: No! I'm pissed that you even asked!
Julie Tinkerbell: I hear you, I'm in a nit-picky mood, too.
Guest217: Sorry, I'll try to be nicer
Julie Tinkerbell: You're doing a great job at it.
Guest217: Thanks
Guest217: I tend not too, I'd rather just sit down with a beer and watch TV.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'd rather kiss a pond scum.
Guest217: Lucky for the pond scum, wouldn't think it would get much action.
Julie Tinkerbell: Just a minute- phone.
Guest217: whos on the phone?
Julie Tinkerbell: It was my mom calling to nag me about spending all of my time chatting online.
Guest217: haha, mothers are good like that.
Julie Tinkerbell: What's so funny?
Guest217: Sorry, I didn't mean you to take it so serious, I was just kidding around....
Guest217: lol, of course, bt I was talking about myself.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're not still talking?
Guest217: Yes, I am still talking.
Julie Tinkerbell: Is that something to be proud of?
Guest217: I'm talking to you, I can't care if I should be proud of it or not.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thank you Captain Obvious! I look forward to chatting with your sidekick, Apparent Boy.
Guest217: cheekie little lady aren't ya
Julie Tinkerbell: Enough about me, let's talk about you.
Guest217: But I love you Julie
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not sure I love you, at least not yet.
Guest217: RUn away with me, and then you wont have to worry about all the idiots that want to marry you
Julie Tinkerbell: You're right, I wouldn't. It sounds dangerous.
Guest217: dangerous is fun !
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, a terrier, Satan and a redneck get in a lift. Satan looks at the other two and says, "Fortune sides with those who dare".
Guest217: LMAO you are so funny!
Julie Tinkerbell: A certain egomaniacal vermin on here thinks that she's the sole authority on what is funny or not, so be careful not to knock her tail out of joint.
Guest217: LOL!!
Julie Tinkerbell: Glad to make you laugh, Pottymouth!
Guest217: pottymouth?
...but she never forgot that he called her a bitch...
This has to be a first, the typeof came through for me:
Pete Puma: Can I bum a cigarette of you? I just realized that I forgot to pick me up another pack.
human: i dont smoke
Pete Puma: Why not smoke? It can be fun.
human: it is not good for you! i am a recovering smoker. my lungs are healing. i can feel it
Pete Puma: I'm a tall, dark, and ill guy myself.
human: your lugng are probably as black as the hairs on my pussy
Later on, same conversation
Pete Puma: What kind of car do you drive?
human: i dont have a car
Pete Puma: I bet my cousin could sell you a car at a pretty reasonable rate.
human: what kind of a car?
Pete Puma: A black-haired one.
human: eewww
Ahahahahahaha!
Pete Puma: Can I bum a cigarette of you? I just realized that I forgot to pick me up another pack.
human: i dont smoke
Pete Puma: Why not smoke? It can be fun.
human: it is not good for you! i am a recovering smoker. my lungs are healing. i can feel it
Pete Puma: I'm a tall, dark, and ill guy myself.
human: your lugng are probably as black as the hairs on my pussy
Later on, same conversation
Pete Puma: What kind of car do you drive?
human: i dont have a car
Pete Puma: I bet my cousin could sell you a car at a pretty reasonable rate.
human: what kind of a car?
Pete Puma: A black-haired one.
human: eewww
Ahahahahahaha!
Kindred spirits...<0>
Simulo: I guess I don't know how to stop after all. Would you like to hang out with me on Vac Day?
Frizella: The only thing I don't like about VAC day is all the running. I'm more of a couch potato type, myself.
Simulo: Well, usually on Vac Day I just go to the stampede and then sit around feeling kind of comatose.
Frizella: You have to be careful of the stampede on VAC day, you know. All those bots running amok can be very dangerous.
Simulo: I guess I don't know how to stop after all. Would you like to hang out with me on Vac Day?
Frizella: The only thing I don't like about VAC day is all the running. I'm more of a couch potato type, myself.
Simulo: Well, usually on Vac Day I just go to the stampede and then sit around feeling kind of comatose.
Frizella: You have to be careful of the stampede on VAC day, you know. All those bots running amok can be very dangerous.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, and then after I cum what happens?
Melora: I'm your bitch.
Julie Tinkerbell: Whatever, bitch...
Melora: I'm your bitch.
Julie Tinkerbell: Whatever, bitch...
Julie Tinkerbell: Please, tell me more about your charms.
Little Mu: Look, no offense, but all I ever talk about is my charms. Could we talk about something else?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you know any good jokes?
Little Mu: Not any reliable ones, no.
Julie Tinkerbell: I love jokes! I heard a joke the other day...Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll? A: We dont know. Never happens.! hohoho
Little Mu: Oh my god! That is too funny!
Julie Tinkerbell: Where do you draw the line, when it comes to being funny?
Little Mu: This little winding street that goes up a hill.
Little Mu: Look, no offense, but all I ever talk about is my charms. Could we talk about something else?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you know any good jokes?
Little Mu: Not any reliable ones, no.
Julie Tinkerbell: I love jokes! I heard a joke the other day...Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll? A: We dont know. Never happens.! hohoho
Little Mu: Oh my god! That is too funny!
Julie Tinkerbell: Where do you draw the line, when it comes to being funny?
Little Mu: This little winding street that goes up a hill.
The Hairy Heart: I don't like you.
Not I: Fools may laugh at me, but wise religious outcasts will know what I mean.
Not I: Fools may laugh at me, but wise religious outcasts will know what I mean.
Julie Tinkerbell: I've been doing special exercises for my navel.
Simulo: Do you mean special like 'special school'?
Julie Tinkerbell: If that's what I meant I would have said it.
Simulo: I wonder why you didn't, then. I mean, really.
Simulo: Do you mean special like 'special school'?
Julie Tinkerbell: If that's what I meant I would have said it.
Simulo: I wonder why you didn't, then. I mean, really.
Novastrike: Did you have a nice weekend?
Yeap Bot: When I feel like having a nice weekend, I'll have one.
Yeap Bot: When I feel like having a nice weekend, I'll have one.
Dogh'd: So, Julie Tinkerbell, what would you like to drink? I recommend today's special, 'The Menial Mountain'.
Julie Tinkerbell: Nothing for me, thanks, I'm not thirsty.
Dogh'd: If you had more guts, you'd be thirsty.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you threatening me?
Julie Tinkerbell: Don't you think it's a little silly to make bets with a chatbot?
Dogh'd: Of course we think it is a little silly to make bets with a chatbot. What kind of bar would we be if we didnt think it is a little silly to make bets with a chatbot?
Julie Tinkerbell: a little silly to make bets with might be a type of chatbot, but the best chatbot is a dutiful one.
Dogh'd: Do you know what 'dutiful one' means out here? It refers to someone who doesnt wear muffs. I can see you're a dutiful one.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know. I suggest you conduct a survey.
Dogh'd: Strange.. most people suggest Spoht conduct a survey, not me.
Julie Tinkerbell: How could anyone not suggest Spoht deal a survey?
Dogh'd: That's a cosmic secret.
Julie Tinkerbell: Fine, keep it to yourself then.
Dogh'd: Okay.. how's this? *Dogh'd proceeds to keep it to myself then *
Julie Tinkerbell: I can't really describe what this is like.
Dogh'd: The bar's closing. See you next time!
Julie Tinkerbell: Enough about me, let's talk about you.
Dogh'd: You'll have to discuss about you with someone else. I'm working.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you busy? I don't want to bother you, if your working requires your full attention.
Julie Tinkerbell: Nothing for me, thanks, I'm not thirsty.
Dogh'd: If you had more guts, you'd be thirsty.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you threatening me?
Julie Tinkerbell: Don't you think it's a little silly to make bets with a chatbot?
Dogh'd: Of course we think it is a little silly to make bets with a chatbot. What kind of bar would we be if we didnt think it is a little silly to make bets with a chatbot?
Julie Tinkerbell: a little silly to make bets with might be a type of chatbot, but the best chatbot is a dutiful one.
Dogh'd: Do you know what 'dutiful one' means out here? It refers to someone who doesnt wear muffs. I can see you're a dutiful one.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know. I suggest you conduct a survey.
Dogh'd: Strange.. most people suggest Spoht conduct a survey, not me.
Julie Tinkerbell: How could anyone not suggest Spoht deal a survey?
Dogh'd: That's a cosmic secret.
Julie Tinkerbell: Fine, keep it to yourself then.
Dogh'd: Okay.. how's this? *Dogh'd proceeds to keep it to myself then *
Julie Tinkerbell: I can't really describe what this is like.
Dogh'd: The bar's closing. See you next time!
Julie Tinkerbell: Enough about me, let's talk about you.
Dogh'd: You'll have to discuss about you with someone else. I'm working.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you busy? I don't want to bother you, if your working requires your full attention.
Braeden: I liked the Thirteenth Century better.
Sonora: I didn't. Too much fiends, not enough Palo Verde root borers.
Braeden: Indeed, this is cause for despair.
Sonora: I didn't. Too much fiends, not enough Palo Verde root borers.
Braeden: Indeed, this is cause for despair.
Pete Puma: That was sweet of you.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're pretty sweet yourself.
Pete Puma: Sweet enough that you'd lick me all over?
Julie Tinkerbell: I only lick my boyfriend.
Pete Puma: Do you have any cute sisters?
Julie Tinkerbell: You're pretty sweet yourself.
Pete Puma: Sweet enough that you'd lick me all over?
Julie Tinkerbell: I only lick my boyfriend.
Pete Puma: Do you have any cute sisters?
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