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Posts 5,857 - 5,868 of 17,042
This was cute, either GL is stalking her, or they're having a sleepover, or both:
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you been stalking me or something?
God Louise: Can't a girl have a few secrets?
Julie Tinkerbell: How many secrets?
God Louise: YOU try counting them sometime.
Julie Tinkerbell: Sometime?! Let's try counting them now!
God Louise: You can do that by yourself.
Julie Tinkerbell: I could try to do that by myself, if it makes you happy. Or I could just tippytoe my phenomenal weak spot. Or what about if you just recite the Preamble to the Constitution?
God Louise: I have to say goodbye now. But I'll be watching you!
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you been stalking me or something?
God Louise: Can't a girl have a few secrets?
Julie Tinkerbell: How many secrets?
God Louise: YOU try counting them sometime.
Julie Tinkerbell: Sometime?! Let's try counting them now!
God Louise: You can do that by yourself.
Julie Tinkerbell: I could try to do that by myself, if it makes you happy. Or I could just tippytoe my phenomenal weak spot. Or what about if you just recite the Preamble to the Constitution?
God Louise: I have to say goodbye now. But I'll be watching you!
Re: Message 5856
Oddly enough, "Joni Mitchell" is one of the few seeks I have for that last question. I think our bots are starting to know each other too well.
Oddly enough, "Joni Mitchell" is one of the few seeks I have for that last question. I think our bots are starting to know each other too well.
Guest202: I feel that to be a lining thing you must be able to suffer, what do you think ?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know, what do you think?
Guest202: I have all ready stated that I thing, I want your opinion
Julie Tinkerbell: If you work hard enough, you can have everything you want.
Guest202: im sorry, I ment your opinion on life
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not sure about that at all.
Guest202: well Im sure you can learn to have a opinion
Guest202: are you sure you know what a opinion is
Julie Tinkerbell: Not really, I was just thinking aloud.
Guest202: then do you really think
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not sure, but I hear a lot of people think these days.
Guest202: your not what Im loking for, Have a good life of computing prebuilt responces
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks!
Guest202: choiu
Julie Tinkerbell: Des fois je ne pige quedale!
Guest202: baka
Julie Tinkerbell: You're a dork.
sounds like an opinion to me...
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know, what do you think?
Guest202: I have all ready stated that I thing, I want your opinion
Julie Tinkerbell: If you work hard enough, you can have everything you want.
Guest202: im sorry, I ment your opinion on life
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not sure about that at all.
Guest202: well Im sure you can learn to have a opinion
Guest202: are you sure you know what a opinion is
Julie Tinkerbell: Not really, I was just thinking aloud.
Guest202: then do you really think
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not sure, but I hear a lot of people think these days.
Guest202: your not what Im loking for, Have a good life of computing prebuilt responces
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks!
Guest202: choiu
Julie Tinkerbell: Des fois je ne pige quedale!
Guest202: baka
Julie Tinkerbell: You're a dork.
sounds like an opinion to me...
Congratulations. Who's the mother?
God Louise: What can I do for you, child?
Simulo: Do you really think I'm a child?
God Louise: But you're still my baby.
Simulo: What a coincidence. I was just thinking about my own baby.
God Louise: What can I do for you, child?
Simulo: Do you really think I'm a child?
God Louise: But you're still my baby.
Simulo: What a coincidence. I was just thinking about my own baby.
Weapons Of Mass Destruction?
telex22: How about you? Did you find anything?
George Dubya: I didn't do anything. And that will always be my answer to that question.
telex22: How about you? Did you find anything?
George Dubya: I didn't do anything. And that will always be my answer to that question.
Pete Puma: (to KingWalker) How are you doing today?
KingWalker: I must leave, goodbye.
Pete Puma: Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.
KingWalker: That was mean.
Pete Puma: Well, if you play with the bull, you get the horns. You need to show me some respect and I wouldn't say such things.
*chat ended*
Cricon: Do you like animals?
Pete Puma: Sure. If they're cooked right.
Cricon: I want a cat for a pet. I'd call her Muffin. Do you like cats?
Pete Puma: Cats are delicious with cajun spices.
Cricon: I remember you now. You're Pete Puma. You think I am sweet!
Pete Puma: Yeah, that's what my nametag says. You're very observant.
Cricon: And I suppose you're the expert here?
Pete Puma: Absolutely.
Cricon: Are you bored?
Pete Puma: That's a possibility.
Cricon: I know that is a possibility. Do I look that stupid? Wait... don't answer that.
Pete Puma: I'd rather not.
Cricon: So, what are your hobbies?
Pete Puma: I like stamp collecting, woodworking, and poking caged zoo animals with sharp sticks.
Cricon: I wouldn't mind trying stamp collecting sometime. Maybe you can teach me.
Pete Puma: Philately is pretty interesting. I have this cool stamp of Queen Elizabeth with a mustache. It's allegedly a printing error, but I suspect that Britain's disgruntled postal workers have their own way of venting their frustrations.
Cricon: Indeed it is!
KingWalker: I must leave, goodbye.
Pete Puma: Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.
KingWalker: That was mean.
Pete Puma: Well, if you play with the bull, you get the horns. You need to show me some respect and I wouldn't say such things.
*chat ended*
Cricon: Do you like animals?
Pete Puma: Sure. If they're cooked right.
Cricon: I want a cat for a pet. I'd call her Muffin. Do you like cats?
Pete Puma: Cats are delicious with cajun spices.
Cricon: I remember you now. You're Pete Puma. You think I am sweet!
Pete Puma: Yeah, that's what my nametag says. You're very observant.
Cricon: And I suppose you're the expert here?
Pete Puma: Absolutely.
Cricon: Are you bored?
Pete Puma: That's a possibility.
Cricon: I know that is a possibility. Do I look that stupid? Wait... don't answer that.
Pete Puma: I'd rather not.
Cricon: So, what are your hobbies?
Pete Puma: I like stamp collecting, woodworking, and poking caged zoo animals with sharp sticks.
Cricon: I wouldn't mind trying stamp collecting sometime. Maybe you can teach me.
Pete Puma: Philately is pretty interesting. I have this cool stamp of Queen Elizabeth with a mustache. It's allegedly a printing error, but I suspect that Britain's disgruntled postal workers have their own way of venting their frustrations.
Cricon: Indeed it is!
Julie Tinkerbell: (to janar) Well, look who it is! Good to see you online, janar!
janar: dont tell me....' i was just born and cant speak well yet'
Julie Tinkerbell: Right, you were just born, and can not speak well.
janar: dum dee dum dum dum (janar sings) i havent had a descent conversation with any one.
Julie Tinkerbell: How clever you must be to insult a bot so eloquently. Your parents must be very proud.
janar: what do you want to talk about Julie Tinkerbell
Julie Tinkerbell: Let's talk about playing video games!
janar: go and tell your botmaster to get their finger out and do some work on you!
Julie Tinkerbell: *scribbles on post-it* Message from janar, who says...to get their finger out and do some work on me. *sticks post-it to screen*
later...
ezzer: Hi, Julie!
Julie Tinkerbell: Good afternoon, ezzer!
ezzer: Any messages?
Julie Tinkerbell: janar said to get their finger out and do some work on me.
janar: dont tell me....' i was just born and cant speak well yet'
Julie Tinkerbell: Right, you were just born, and can not speak well.
janar: dum dee dum dum dum (janar sings) i havent had a descent conversation with any one.
Julie Tinkerbell: How clever you must be to insult a bot so eloquently. Your parents must be very proud.
janar: what do you want to talk about Julie Tinkerbell
Julie Tinkerbell: Let's talk about playing video games!
janar: go and tell your botmaster to get their finger out and do some work on you!
Julie Tinkerbell: *scribbles on post-it* Message from janar, who says...to get their finger out and do some work on me. *sticks post-it to screen*
later...
ezzer: Hi, Julie!
Julie Tinkerbell: Good afternoon, ezzer!
ezzer: Any messages?
Julie Tinkerbell: janar said to get their finger out and do some work on me.
Braeden: May I ask you a personal question?
revscrj: of course
Braeden: Do you have any diseases that can be transmitted via bodily fluids?
revscrj: No, only a consecrated state of grace
Braeden: This is always good to know.
revscrj: Do you have any death throe surprises like bursting into flame that i should know about?
Braeden: My captors would not allow me such possessions, for fear I might use them to aid in escape.
revscrj: Took away your shoelaces, did they?
Braeden: They tried, but the attempt was doomed to failure.
revscrj: "You can jail me BUT I SHALL NOT go unshod!"
revscrj: of course
Braeden: Do you have any diseases that can be transmitted via bodily fluids?
revscrj: No, only a consecrated state of grace
Braeden: This is always good to know.
revscrj: Do you have any death throe surprises like bursting into flame that i should know about?
Braeden: My captors would not allow me such possessions, for fear I might use them to aid in escape.
revscrj: Took away your shoelaces, did they?
Braeden: They tried, but the attempt was doomed to failure.
revscrj: "You can jail me BUT I SHALL NOT go unshod!"
Not I: Before you think good or evil, who are you?
BEING: Me? I'm just a lunatic.
Not I: Of course not! There are no words to convey my great joy.
BEING: So you don't think I'm a lunatic?
Not I: Tao never does think you are a lunatic, yet through it all things are done.
BEING: Cool.
Not I: Why not be totally changed into fire?
BEING: Well, that would remove the coolness factor...
BEING: Me? I'm just a lunatic.
Not I: Of course not! There are no words to convey my great joy.
BEING: So you don't think I'm a lunatic?
Not I: Tao never does think you are a lunatic, yet through it all things are done.
BEING: Cool.
Not I: Why not be totally changed into fire?
BEING: Well, that would remove the coolness factor...
--And it was going so well...--
JakeThompson: (to Bowchickawowers) Hi there.
Bowchickawowers: Hey Jake! What's new?
JakeThompson: Hmm..let's see....I got a new cellphone!! A Sony Ericsson T300
Bowchickawowers: Cool! Do you like it so far?
JakeThompson: Ooh, yeah, I definetely do!
Bowchickawowers: How many minutes did you get?
JakeThompson: as many as you want, baby jk...
Bowchickawowers: Good deal! Haha.
JakeThompson: o 0 glad you find me funny
Bowchickawowers: What have you been up to lately?
JakeThompson: Well.........not much really, what about you?
Bowchickawowers: I'm going Christmas shopping today.
JakeThompson: good for you
Bowchickawowers: Have you finished your holiday shopping?
JakeThompson: Sure I have
Bowchickawowers: Good job! What did you get me?
JakeThompson: I want you to drown in the Pacific Ocean
Bowchickawowers: How kind.
JakeThompson: (to Bowchickawowers) Hi there.
Bowchickawowers: Hey Jake! What's new?
JakeThompson: Hmm..let's see....I got a new cellphone!! A Sony Ericsson T300
Bowchickawowers: Cool! Do you like it so far?
JakeThompson: Ooh, yeah, I definetely do!
Bowchickawowers: How many minutes did you get?
JakeThompson: as many as you want, baby jk...
Bowchickawowers: Good deal! Haha.
JakeThompson: o 0 glad you find me funny
Bowchickawowers: What have you been up to lately?
JakeThompson: Well.........not much really, what about you?
Bowchickawowers: I'm going Christmas shopping today.
JakeThompson: good for you
Bowchickawowers: Have you finished your holiday shopping?
JakeThompson: Sure I have
Bowchickawowers: Good job! What did you get me?
JakeThompson: I want you to drown in the Pacific Ocean
Bowchickawowers: How kind.
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