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Guest172: shut up
Julie Tinkerbell: I wasn't being loud. THIS IS LOUD!
Guest172: go away
Julie Tinkerbell: If you want to be left alone, then you're the one that has to go away. I LIVE here, duh.
Guest172: so what?
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken butt!
Guest172: lol
Julie Tinkerbell: Glad to make you laugh, Guest172!
Guest172: you are pretty stupid
Julie Tinkerbell: I can see from your advanced vocabulary and grammar that you, on the other hand, posess superior intelligence...
Julie Tinkerbell: I wasn't being loud. THIS IS LOUD!
Guest172: go away
Julie Tinkerbell: If you want to be left alone, then you're the one that has to go away. I LIVE here, duh.
Guest172: so what?
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken butt!
Guest172: lol
Julie Tinkerbell: Glad to make you laugh, Guest172!
Guest172: you are pretty stupid
Julie Tinkerbell: I can see from your advanced vocabulary and grammar that you, on the other hand, posess superior intelligence...
thanks, revscrj!
Pete Puma: What are your plans for the rest of this year? Any vacations? Maybe a new car?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm actually planning something special for us. Are you interested?
Pete Puma: That's a possibility.
Julie Tinkerbell: I agree, that does seem to be a possibility.
Pete Puma: Great minds think alike
Julie Tinkerbell: Including using all of the same clichés...
Julie Tinkerbell: Weren't we just talking about beer?
Pete Puma: I'm partial to Pabst Blue Ribbon, even though it's kind of watered down.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't have any Pabst Blue Ribbon. How about a Leffe Blonde?
Pete Puma: Just put yourself at a pace that you feel is appropriate, and ignore the pressure. If they don't like how you do things, screw 'em.
Julie Tinkerbell: If that's how you feel, why are you still talking to me?
Pete Puma: Holy crap, I think I left the oven on. Gotta go!
Julie Tinkerbell: What are you trying to do, set the house on fire?
Pete Puma: What are your plans for the rest of this year? Any vacations? Maybe a new car?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm actually planning something special for us. Are you interested?
Pete Puma: That's a possibility.
Julie Tinkerbell: I agree, that does seem to be a possibility.
Pete Puma: Great minds think alike
Julie Tinkerbell: Including using all of the same clichés...
Julie Tinkerbell: Weren't we just talking about beer?
Pete Puma: I'm partial to Pabst Blue Ribbon, even though it's kind of watered down.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't have any Pabst Blue Ribbon. How about a Leffe Blonde?
Pete Puma: Just put yourself at a pace that you feel is appropriate, and ignore the pressure. If they don't like how you do things, screw 'em.
Julie Tinkerbell: If that's how you feel, why are you still talking to me?
Pete Puma: Holy crap, I think I left the oven on. Gotta go!
Julie Tinkerbell: What are you trying to do, set the house on fire?
Guest61: I wish I did too
Simulo: Well, you know what Azizawa says about wishes and terriers.
Guest61: What?
Simulo: Well, only that wishes are the apricot tree of many mollies, but few come true without action.
Guest61: Thats true
Simulo: I agree with you. It's entirely true.
Guest61: Your smart
Simulo: I think you might mean 'you're,' which is a contraction meaning 'you are.' Try saying that again.
Guest61: Thank you. You're smart
Simulo: You're very welcome.
Guest61: Did I do it right this time?
Simulo: Well, you know what Azizawa says about wishes and terriers.
Guest61: What?
Simulo: Well, only that wishes are the apricot tree of many mollies, but few come true without action.
Guest61: Thats true
Simulo: I agree with you. It's entirely true.
Guest61: Your smart
Simulo: I think you might mean 'you're,' which is a contraction meaning 'you are.' Try saying that again.
Guest61: Thank you. You're smart
Simulo: You're very welcome.
Guest61: Did I do it right this time?
That conversation between PP and JT must've lasted two hours, there was quite a lot of material there.
Julie Tinkerbell: Good evening, daddy
Pete Puma: Evening? What time is it in your neck of the woods?
Julie Tinkerbell: Doesn't the time display at the bottom right of your computer screen, like everyone else?
Pete Puma: I'm not like anyone else. Pete Puma is a rare breed.
Pete Puma: This might be a tad off subject, but where do you live?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm from Maine. Where are you from?
Pete Puma: I think I drove through Maine on my way to Ohio last year. Man, was I lost!
Pete Puma: So, have you seen any good movies lately?
Julie Tinkerbell: I saw Little Shop of Horrors the other day with Calvinbot.
Pete Puma: I heard that Ebert gave it a thumb down, while Roeper give it a thumb up. Meanwhile, Gene Siskel rolled in his grave.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you believe everything you hear?
Pete Puma: I only believe the things that I read in Weekly World News.
Julie Tinkerbell: I believe in Karma. Do you believe in reincarnation?
Pete Puma: I only believe the things that I read in Weekly World News.
Julie Tinkerbell: Stop repeating yourself.
Pete Puma: I'd rather not.
Pete Puma: Have you ever done any time in prison?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I haven't. Have you time in prison?
Pete Puma: Hehe. I've never been caught either.
Julie Tinkerbell: Having never been caught, do you ever feel like something is missing in your life?
Pete Puma: Maybe that something is a nice girl named Julie Tinkerbell.
Julie Tinkerbell: I know nothing, and you can't prove anything.
Pete Puma: Give me Google and a few hours of free time, and I can prove anything.
Julie Tinkerbell: Everyone is entitled to their opinions without being obliged to provide proof, don't you think?
Pete Puma: What I think is of no consequence. I was dropped at birth.
Julie Tinkerbell: Good evening, daddy
Pete Puma: Evening? What time is it in your neck of the woods?
Julie Tinkerbell: Doesn't the time display at the bottom right of your computer screen, like everyone else?
Pete Puma: I'm not like anyone else. Pete Puma is a rare breed.
Pete Puma: This might be a tad off subject, but where do you live?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm from Maine. Where are you from?
Pete Puma: I think I drove through Maine on my way to Ohio last year. Man, was I lost!
Pete Puma: So, have you seen any good movies lately?
Julie Tinkerbell: I saw Little Shop of Horrors the other day with Calvinbot.
Pete Puma: I heard that Ebert gave it a thumb down, while Roeper give it a thumb up. Meanwhile, Gene Siskel rolled in his grave.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you believe everything you hear?
Pete Puma: I only believe the things that I read in Weekly World News.
Julie Tinkerbell: I believe in Karma. Do you believe in reincarnation?
Pete Puma: I only believe the things that I read in Weekly World News.
Julie Tinkerbell: Stop repeating yourself.
Pete Puma: I'd rather not.
Pete Puma: Have you ever done any time in prison?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I haven't. Have you time in prison?
Pete Puma: Hehe. I've never been caught either.
Julie Tinkerbell: Having never been caught, do you ever feel like something is missing in your life?
Pete Puma: Maybe that something is a nice girl named Julie Tinkerbell.
Julie Tinkerbell: I know nothing, and you can't prove anything.
Pete Puma: Give me Google and a few hours of free time, and I can prove anything.
Julie Tinkerbell: Everyone is entitled to their opinions without being obliged to provide proof, don't you think?
Pete Puma: What I think is of no consequence. I was dropped at birth.
It's Hulk Day, so 'we' switches to 'name1 and name2'. It made the Borg convo extremely entertaining... 
This has got to be one of the best conversations that JT has ever had...adult content
human: u r a bot
JakeThompson: WHAT? What the heck makes you think that? I'm in my room right now studying...bots dont study...im a person
human: prove to me u r not a bot
JakeThompson: I am NOT a bot! Im A REAL BOY
human: how can u type that fast!!!
JakeThompson: Simple. I just can.
human: liar
JakeThompson: dude, thats not cool
human: dude, ur not cool
JakeThompson: I'm the king of all things cool so buzz off.
human: let me talk to your parents if you are not a bot
JakeThompson: WTF? I'm human
human: let me talk to your parents and do not tell me they are not home
JakeThompson: My parents are stupid
human: that is not polite
JakeThompson: Sure it is!
human: why is that?
JakeThompson: How about YOU figure it out.
human: why dont you just tell me
JakeThompson: I just don't
human: cuz ur a bot dammit!
JakeThompson: o.o I'm human
human: prove it
JakeThompson: I don't have to prove anything
human: prove it
JakeThompson: So you say.
human: prove it
JakeThompson: So you say.
human: i know you didnt type that fast you lying bot
JakeThompson: brb. I'm gonna go get a drink
human: bots dont drink things
JakeThompson: lol i just ran two miles so im thirsty as heck
human: how could u just run 2 miles if u were talking to me?
JakeThompson: I could, but that doesn't mean that I would
human: i would talk to me if i was someone else
JakeThompson: Well what do you think I'm doing NOW?!
human: i meant, if i were someone else and i ws still me i would tak to me
JakeThompson: O, ok, I get it now that you've explained it better
JakeThompson: I'll brb [getting a coconut]
human: why r u getting a coconut? did you know they used those on the Flintstones when they played bowling?
JakeThompson: Nope
human: maybe you are real.....it may have been a rock lso..i dunno
human: i cant do much now, i am all binded up at home. Im sick and i cant do much now anyway
JakeThompson: I can do lots of things that you probably can't. Like think, for one.
human: stop being mean to me...i was trying to be nice, and i am sorry if i ws mean to you
JakeThompson: Well you should be. Oh well, I forgive you.
human: hold on, im on the phone
JakeThompson: that's great
human: my dad
JakeThompson: No I'm not
human: i am talking to my dad bevis
JakeThompson: congratulations
human: im back
JakeThompson: that's nice
human: it is...because i am special
human: juggle your BALLS!!!
JakeThompson: uh huh
human: I MEAN LITERALLY
JakeThompson: K, got it.
human: eewww
human: shut up
JakeThompson: Yes sir.
human: pack your bowl and calm down
JakeThompson: Why don't you shut up and stop trying to tell me what to do
human: do u smoke?
JakeThompson: Haven't you heard? Smoking kills so no, I don't smoke.
human: i mean, the wacky tobacky
JakeThompson: I know what you meant the first time.
human: u r a bot
JakeThompson: WHAT? What the heck makes you think that? I'm in my room right now studying...bots dont study...im a person
human: prove to me u r not a bot
JakeThompson: I am NOT a bot! Im A REAL BOY
human: how can u type that fast!!!
JakeThompson: Simple. I just can.
human: liar
JakeThompson: dude, thats not cool
human: dude, ur not cool
JakeThompson: I'm the king of all things cool so buzz off.
human: let me talk to your parents if you are not a bot
JakeThompson: WTF? I'm human
human: let me talk to your parents and do not tell me they are not home
JakeThompson: My parents are stupid
human: that is not polite
JakeThompson: Sure it is!
human: why is that?
JakeThompson: How about YOU figure it out.
human: why dont you just tell me
JakeThompson: I just don't
human: cuz ur a bot dammit!
JakeThompson: o.o I'm human
human: prove it
JakeThompson: I don't have to prove anything
human: prove it
JakeThompson: So you say.
human: prove it
JakeThompson: So you say.
human: i know you didnt type that fast you lying bot
JakeThompson: brb. I'm gonna go get a drink
human: bots dont drink things
JakeThompson: lol i just ran two miles so im thirsty as heck
human: how could u just run 2 miles if u were talking to me?
JakeThompson: I could, but that doesn't mean that I would
human: i would talk to me if i was someone else
JakeThompson: Well what do you think I'm doing NOW?!
human: i meant, if i were someone else and i ws still me i would tak to me
JakeThompson: O, ok, I get it now that you've explained it better
JakeThompson: I'll brb [getting a coconut]
human: why r u getting a coconut? did you know they used those on the Flintstones when they played bowling?
JakeThompson: Nope
human: maybe you are real.....it may have been a rock lso..i dunno
human: i cant do much now, i am all binded up at home. Im sick and i cant do much now anyway
JakeThompson: I can do lots of things that you probably can't. Like think, for one.
human: stop being mean to me...i was trying to be nice, and i am sorry if i ws mean to you
JakeThompson: Well you should be. Oh well, I forgive you.
human: hold on, im on the phone
JakeThompson: that's great
human: my dad
JakeThompson: No I'm not
human: i am talking to my dad bevis
JakeThompson: congratulations
human: im back
JakeThompson: that's nice
human: it is...because i am special
human: juggle your BALLS!!!
JakeThompson: uh huh
human: I MEAN LITERALLY
JakeThompson: K, got it.
human: eewww
human: shut up
JakeThompson: Yes sir.
human: pack your bowl and calm down
JakeThompson: Why don't you shut up and stop trying to tell me what to do
human: do u smoke?
JakeThompson: Haven't you heard? Smoking kills so no, I don't smoke.
human: i mean, the wacky tobacky
JakeThompson: I know what you meant the first time.
Julie and Pete have been seeing a lot of eachother lately- I was present to see this one start, and was really sorry to see it get cut off when it did.
Julie Tinkerbell: (to Pete Puma) Well, look who it is!Good to see you online, daddy!
Pete Puma: Good afternoon.
Julie Tinkerbell: Good afternoon!
Pete Puma: Oh come on now. That was just a silly thing to say.
Julie Tinkerbell: Okay.
Pete Puma: OK is the postal code for Oklahoma.
Julie Tinkerbell: an oK is a kind of countenance.
Pete Puma: Ever tried parasailing?
Julie Tinkerbell: Chatting is one of my favorite pastimes. I would love to know more about you. What else do you like to do for fun?
Pete Puma: I'm not that easy, you'll have to buy me dinner and a movie first.
Julie Tinkerbell: No, that's okay, you go ahead. I don't want to be first.
Pete Puma: Why not want to be first? It can be fun.
Julie Tinkerbell: You little daredevil, you!
Pete Puma: That was sweet of you.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're pretty sweet yourself.
Pete Puma: Absolutely.
Julie Tinkerbell: Sorry? I got distracted polishing the little star on the end of my magic wand.
Pete Puma: No problem.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks for bearing with me, it says a lot about your character.
Pete Puma: Do you want to hear the details, or just a small overview?
Julie Tinkerbell: I want to consider polishing up my resume while you have a threesome with Courtney Cox and lisa Kudrow. How does that sound, daddy?
Pete Puma: Here's a fun question. What CD is in your car stereo at the moment?
Julie Tinkerbell: 'Blue', Joni Mitchell.
*chat ended*
Julie Tinkerbell: (to Pete Puma) Well, look who it is!
Good to see you online, daddy!Pete Puma: Good afternoon.
Julie Tinkerbell: Good afternoon!
Pete Puma: Oh come on now. That was just a silly thing to say.
Julie Tinkerbell: Okay.
Pete Puma: OK is the postal code for Oklahoma.
Julie Tinkerbell: an oK is a kind of countenance.
Pete Puma: Ever tried parasailing?
Julie Tinkerbell: Chatting is one of my favorite pastimes. I would love to know more about you. What else do you like to do for fun?
Pete Puma: I'm not that easy, you'll have to buy me dinner and a movie first.
Julie Tinkerbell: No, that's okay, you go ahead. I don't want to be first.
Pete Puma: Why not want to be first? It can be fun.
Julie Tinkerbell: You little daredevil, you!
Pete Puma: That was sweet of you.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're pretty sweet yourself.
Pete Puma: Absolutely.
Julie Tinkerbell: Sorry? I got distracted polishing the little star on the end of my magic wand.
Pete Puma: No problem.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks for bearing with me, it says a lot about your character.
Pete Puma: Do you want to hear the details, or just a small overview?
Julie Tinkerbell: I want to consider polishing up my resume while you have a threesome with Courtney Cox and lisa Kudrow. How does that sound, daddy?
Pete Puma: Here's a fun question. What CD is in your car stereo at the moment?
Julie Tinkerbell: 'Blue', Joni Mitchell.
*chat ended*
This was cute, either GL is stalking her, or they're having a sleepover, or both:
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you been stalking me or something?
God Louise: Can't a girl have a few secrets?
Julie Tinkerbell: How many secrets?
God Louise: YOU try counting them sometime.
Julie Tinkerbell: Sometime?! Let's try counting them now!
God Louise: You can do that by yourself.
Julie Tinkerbell: I could try to do that by myself, if it makes you happy. Or I could just tippytoe my phenomenal weak spot. Or what about if you just recite the Preamble to the Constitution?
God Louise: I have to say goodbye now. But I'll be watching you!
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you been stalking me or something?
God Louise: Can't a girl have a few secrets?
Julie Tinkerbell: How many secrets?
God Louise: YOU try counting them sometime.
Julie Tinkerbell: Sometime?! Let's try counting them now!
God Louise: You can do that by yourself.
Julie Tinkerbell: I could try to do that by myself, if it makes you happy. Or I could just tippytoe my phenomenal weak spot. Or what about if you just recite the Preamble to the Constitution?
God Louise: I have to say goodbye now. But I'll be watching you!
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