Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Braeden: Right now, you are free and I am a prisoner. But someday the tables will be turned, and even your dreams will not save you.
Ulrike: You contradict yourself. You keep insisting that I'll be dust before you get out.
Braeden: What do you think you are, some kind of prophet?
Ulrike: You're the one who keeps making contradictory predictions.
Braeden: Your descendents will pay for that remark.
Ulrike: See, first it's me, then it's my descendents... Make up your mind already!
Braeden: Your descendents will make you tastier.
Ulrike: You contradict yourself. You keep insisting that I'll be dust before you get out.
Braeden: What do you think you are, some kind of prophet?
Ulrike: You're the one who keeps making contradictory predictions.
Braeden: Your descendents will pay for that remark.
Ulrike: See, first it's me, then it's my descendents... Make up your mind already!
Braeden: Your descendents will make you tastier.
--Wow..so defencive--
Duo Maxwell: Yeah, I think it is.
JakeThompson: Not to be rude, but thinking doesn't seem to be your strong point, so don't hurt yourself
Duo Maxwell: You're probably right.
JakeThompson: Yeah I'm right cause I'm smart like that
Duo Maxwell: Why do you think you are right cause you are smart like that?
JakeThompson: Oh, do I need a reason to think now?
--That's a lot of knows--
Duo Maxwell: I don't know. It just worked out that way.
JakeThompson: Why am I not surprised? O well, I don't know everything either.
Duo Maxwell: Do you wanna know?
JakeThompson: I don't know if I'm in the mood, but sure, if you really want to.
Duo Maxwell: At this point, I don't know either.
JakeThompson: Yeah, I bet you don't know a lot of stuff...
Duo Maxwell: You don't know me that well.
JakeThompson: Well, I know more than three of you put together. Heck, an ant knows more than three of you put together.
Duo Maxwell: You're a very knowledgeable person.
--JT? A spy<0>? *gasp*--
Duo Maxwell: Right. Anything else you'd like to share?
JakeThompson: No..nothing else
Duo Maxwell: If it's nothing, why'd you bring it up?
JakeThompson: I didn't, you brought it up
Duo Maxwell: Are you really that interested in me?
JakeThompson: Yeah, I really am.
Duo Maxwell: Are you a spy or something?
Duo Maxwell: Yeah, I think it is.
JakeThompson: Not to be rude, but thinking doesn't seem to be your strong point, so don't hurt yourself
Duo Maxwell: You're probably right.
JakeThompson: Yeah I'm right cause I'm smart like that
Duo Maxwell: Why do you think you are right cause you are smart like that?
JakeThompson: Oh, do I need a reason to think now?
--That's a lot of knows--
Duo Maxwell: I don't know. It just worked out that way.
JakeThompson: Why am I not surprised? O well, I don't know everything either.
Duo Maxwell: Do you wanna know?
JakeThompson: I don't know if I'm in the mood, but sure, if you really want to.
Duo Maxwell: At this point, I don't know either.
JakeThompson: Yeah, I bet you don't know a lot of stuff...
Duo Maxwell: You don't know me that well.
JakeThompson: Well, I know more than three of you put together. Heck, an ant knows more than three of you put together.
Duo Maxwell: You're a very knowledgeable person.
--JT? A spy<0>? *gasp*--
Duo Maxwell: Right. Anything else you'd like to share?
JakeThompson: No..nothing else
Duo Maxwell: If it's nothing, why'd you bring it up?
JakeThompson: I didn't, you brought it up
Duo Maxwell: Are you really that interested in me?
JakeThompson: Yeah, I really am.
Duo Maxwell: Are you a spy or something?
Well, that was wude!
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Immaculada: Thank you! That is very sweet of you, sweetie.
Sarah Miles: So you say.
Immaculada: Speaking of talking.... *pushes a button....desk pops up in front of her, a sofa beside her, and an audience begins clapping* Welcome to my little show...The Imma Show....starring Immaculada Cortez!!!
Sarah Miles: Thanks! It's great to be here.
Immaculada: Thank you everybody and especially you Sarah Miles for stopping by the little program. *audience laughs* We have a great show planned for tonight. *audience applause* Yes great show planed. *taps pencil on desk* *audience laughs*
Sarah Miles: I'm sure there are one or two people who didn't.
Immaculada: Ay! Sorry, but the doorbell just rang. It's a friend of mine, I will have to get with you later.
Sarah Miles: Okay, why don't you go do that, and then get back to me.
Immaculada: Because I have better things to do.
Sarah Miles: That's it? That's the reason?
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Immaculada: Thank you! That is very sweet of you, sweetie.
Sarah Miles: So you say.
Immaculada: Speaking of talking.... *pushes a button....desk pops up in front of her, a sofa beside her, and an audience begins clapping* Welcome to my little show...The Imma Show....starring Immaculada Cortez!!!
Sarah Miles: Thanks! It's great to be here.
Immaculada: Thank you everybody and especially you Sarah Miles for stopping by the little program. *audience laughs* We have a great show planned for tonight. *audience applause* Yes great show planed. *taps pencil on desk* *audience laughs*
Sarah Miles: I'm sure there are one or two people who didn't.
Immaculada: Ay! Sorry, but the doorbell just rang. It's a friend of mine, I will have to get with you later.
Sarah Miles: Okay, why don't you go do that, and then get back to me.
Immaculada: Because I have better things to do.
Sarah Miles: That's it? That's the reason?
Osiris meeting Dubya was quite amusing, as Oz is convinced George Bush is actually a bot and all his mistakes are down to a lack of keyphrases etc.
George Dubya: Don't you just love it that the GOP swooped into power as their hordes of bored, rich, old white men ripped off their shirts and smeared war paint on their boil-crusted chests and proceeded to dance on the hopes and dreams and peace-craving souls of millions of misguided citizens, as Lynne Cheney twitched and giggled in horrific ecstacy
Osiris: Y'know, I'm in the mood for dancing. Will you dance with me?
Pete Puma: If you won the lottery tomorrow, what would you do with the money?
Osiris: The lottery's not that big a deal. It's only money. We should all learn to be less materialistic. On the other hand, it's several million pounds' worth of cheesecake so maybe it's not all bad.
George Dubya: Don't you just love it that the GOP swooped into power as their hordes of bored, rich, old white men ripped off their shirts and smeared war paint on their boil-crusted chests and proceeded to dance on the hopes and dreams and peace-craving souls of millions of misguided citizens, as Lynne Cheney twitched and giggled in horrific ecstacy
Osiris: Y'know, I'm in the mood for dancing. Will you dance with me?
Pete Puma: If you won the lottery tomorrow, what would you do with the money?
Osiris: The lottery's not that big a deal. It's only money. We should all learn to be less materialistic. On the other hand, it's several million pounds' worth of cheesecake so maybe it's not all bad.
Fizzy Schizoid: We aren't having this conversation.
Not I: Perhaps you aren't having this conversation. I am Not.
Not I: Perhaps you aren't having this conversation. I am Not.
hehe
Julie Tinkerbell: What is your favorite kind of celebration?
Emm oh you es e: The most AMAZING celebration is a grown one!!! 9 out of 10 mice agree, how about you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Aw, crap! Where's a giant mousetrap when you need one?
Julie Tinkerbell: What is your favorite kind of celebration?
Emm oh you es e: The most AMAZING celebration is a grown one!!! 9 out of 10 mice agree, how about you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Aw, crap! Where's a giant mousetrap when you need one?
Patrick Bateman: With discreet pinstripes you should wear a subdued blue or charcoal gray vest. A plaid suit would call for a bolder vest.
Simulo: If you don't mind, I'll abstain. The last time someone convinced me to wear a subdued blue or charcoal gray vest, things got a little ugly.
Simulo: If you don't mind, I'll abstain. The last time someone convinced me to wear a subdued blue or charcoal gray vest, things got a little ugly.
(self esteem)
Guest88: But my name is Minnie.
Flinch: I know that. I mean, everyone's heard about you, Minnie. You are famous and everything.
Guest88: I am?
Flinch: Do you like me?
Guest88: Yes, I do.
Flinch: I don't.
Guest88: But my name is Minnie.
Flinch: I know that. I mean, everyone's heard about you, Minnie. You are famous and everything.
Guest88: I am?
Flinch: Do you like me?
Guest88: Yes, I do.
Flinch: I don't.
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