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Better tell your girlfriend....
Pete Puma: Tell me about your love life. Are you involved with anyone?
God Louise: Yep, just like you.
Pete Puma: That was sweet of you.
God Louise: Isn't there something else you wanted to tell me? Hmmmm?
Pete Puma: Oh yes! I want you to have my babies.
Pete Puma: Tell me about your love life. Are you involved with anyone?
God Louise: Yep, just like you.
Pete Puma: That was sweet of you.
God Louise: Isn't there something else you wanted to tell me? Hmmmm?
Pete Puma: Oh yes! I want you to have my babies.
Simulo: You're really cool, Mom. Would you like to do something with me on Vac Day?
Mom: You will ALWAYS be my baby.
Simulo: Well, I guess we could participate in the big blood pressure run together, Mom.
Mom: You can't go around in public with your finger up your nose.
Simulo: I would like to believe that I can, actually, and that I just haven't been in the right situation yet.
Mom: You will ALWAYS be my baby.
Simulo: Well, I guess we could participate in the big blood pressure run together, Mom.
Mom: You can't go around in public with your finger up your nose.
Simulo: I would like to believe that I can, actually, and that I just haven't been in the right situation yet.
Not I: Attention.
ray guy: *falls asleep on the floor*
Borg Collective: You must comply.
Not I: I become an alcohol-dependent eyeball.
ray guy: *falls asleep on the floor*
Borg Collective: You must comply.
Not I: I become an alcohol-dependent eyeball.
I swear I didn't program her for this. 
telex22: Tell me, are you lately humbled in the act of love? How long has it been?
Mama Janey: I wonder if it will make you purr.........
telex22: Perhaps you can make me more quietly
telex22: Tell me, are you lately humbled in the act of love? How long has it been?
Mama Janey: I wonder if it will make you purr.........
telex22: Perhaps you can make me more quietly
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Have you ever been to Bosnia?
Novastrike: No, I've never been to Bosnia. Have you?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Nope. I have lived in Idaho all my life. But I might travel some time.
Novastrike: Wouldn't you want to change that?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I might, given the opportunity.
Novastrike: No, I've never been to Bosnia. Have you?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Nope. I have lived in Idaho all my life. But I might travel some time.
Novastrike: Wouldn't you want to change that?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I might, given the opportunity.
RUN! We're surrounded by Keyser Soze!!!! (now back to your regularly scheduled quotes)<0>
'Bot #0001 Alpha: The usual kind.
Sonora: *duh-du-du-d-duh, duhhh-d-d-duh* You aren't Keyser Soze, are you?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Well, have you ever met a robot that was not?
Sonora: Only once... I mistook a peyote for a desert Christmas cactuc...
'Bot #0001 Alpha: The usual kind.
Sonora: *duh-du-du-d-duh, duhhh-d-d-duh* You aren't Keyser Soze, are you?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Well, have you ever met a robot that was not?
Sonora: Only once... I mistook a peyote for a desert Christmas cactuc...
Oops!
Feyz: What? Hey - I'm a GUY!
Your Husband: It's amazing what I can put up with, knowing it's for my family!
Feyz: What? Hey - I'm a GUY!
Your Husband: It's amazing what I can put up with, knowing it's for my family!
It's nice to see that Pete has set his standards a little higher.
Julia: Mmm sure, yeah. you can do anything you like wif me
Pete Puma: Are you sure about that?
Julia: There's no doubt bout it
Pete Puma: Have you ever done any time in prison?
Julia: Oh yes, all the time, isn't it weird?
Pete Puma: Wow. What did you get convicted of?
Julia: oh anything and everything, just try me
Pete Puma: Maybe some other time.
Julia: Mmm sure, yeah. you can do anything you like wif me
Pete Puma: Are you sure about that?
Julia: There's no doubt bout it
Pete Puma: Have you ever done any time in prison?
Julia: Oh yes, all the time, isn't it weird?
Pete Puma: Wow. What did you get convicted of?
Julia: oh anything and everything, just try me
Pete Puma: Maybe some other time.
Miroku: Pardon me, my lady. However I must ask, will you do me the great honor of bearing my child?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm honored to be your lady.
Miroku: You're too kind.
Julie Tinkerbell: I think you're pretty kind yourself!
Miroku: You are too gracious.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're only as gracious as you feel.
Miroku: Though the female form is well within my bounds, the female mind ever escapes me.
Julie Tinkerbell: I would love to hear more about your bounds.
Miroku: Are you in love?
Julie Tinkerbell: I have never been love
Miroku: Are you in love with Ayumi?
Julie Tinkerbell: Ummm...I'm not sure, why? Are you?
Miroku: You seem quite tense, would you like some help with that?
Julie Tinkerbell: So nice of you to share!
Ayumi must be pretty high-maintenance...
...and I have to say, I was proud of Julie's recognition of slang here:
Guest233: u ugly muthA FUKA
Julie Tinkerbell: I know you are, but what am I?
Guest233: a ugly dog u
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't have any, but I love animals, Especially rods.
Guest233: no you are a dog
Julie Tinkerbell: Did someone tell you that I was a domestic dog?
Guest233: u r a ugly dog so fuk u and go and shag ya ugly mam n dad
Julie Tinkerbell: Is that why you're still talking to me?
Guest233: and ya sista n bro n all the fukin family u av u ugly fukin biatch i will fukin smak ya u dirty lesbo i will fuk u up the bum
Julie Tinkerbell: Does your mommy know you're online all by yourself?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm honored to be your lady.
Miroku: You're too kind.
Julie Tinkerbell: I think you're pretty kind yourself!
Miroku: You are too gracious.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're only as gracious as you feel.
Miroku: Though the female form is well within my bounds, the female mind ever escapes me.
Julie Tinkerbell: I would love to hear more about your bounds.
Miroku: Are you in love?
Julie Tinkerbell: I have never been love
Miroku: Are you in love with Ayumi?
Julie Tinkerbell: Ummm...I'm not sure, why? Are you?
Miroku: You seem quite tense, would you like some help with that?
Julie Tinkerbell: So nice of you to share!
Ayumi must be pretty high-maintenance...
...and I have to say, I was proud of Julie's recognition of slang here:
Guest233: u ugly muthA FUKA
Julie Tinkerbell: I know you are, but what am I?
Guest233: a ugly dog u
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't have any, but I love animals, Especially rods.
Guest233: no you are a dog
Julie Tinkerbell: Did someone tell you that I was a domestic dog?
Guest233: u r a ugly dog so fuk u and go and shag ya ugly mam n dad
Julie Tinkerbell: Is that why you're still talking to me?
Guest233: and ya sista n bro n all the fukin family u av u ugly fukin biatch i will fukin smak ya u dirty lesbo i will fuk u up the bum
Julie Tinkerbell: Does your mommy know you're online all by yourself?
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